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pnumoman posted:Cool, I'd like powers if there are still some to be had pnumoman your power is... THE LAST WORD! - You have the power to SEAL A DISCUSSION for 24 HRS! That means that at your whim you can cause a discussion to cease immediately for 24 hrs! - No one will be able to discuss the topic for 24 hrs once you seal it! - Works on any live conversation or discussion! - Screw with televised debates! - Always get the last word!
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I am so loving high right now
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ikanreed posted:Give me some lame chess related power. I'll wear a themed costume even if it's useless Unfortunately the eldritch energies that imbue people with power are chaotic, ikanreed! Your power is... READING! - You can read anything, regardless of language or encryption! - The primary limitation of your power is while you can read anything, it will always be in the most basic of context. Poetry and symbolism is lost on you unless you actually know that particular language. - Your translations will be error prone due to your limitations (unless you've studied the language) but due to your ability to decrypt you assuredly will have lifetime employment.
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May 8, 2021 23:07
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Armitag3 posted:It better be YOU KNOW WHAT Armitag3 never tempt the RNGods for your power is... KNOWING WHAT - When someone says "You know what", you always know the "what" even if you have no context! - If asked "What's that?" you always know the name of what it is, even if you have no idea what it means or if the name won't be officially declared for years! - Your ability to "know what" also means when someone asks "you know what?" you already know what.
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May 8, 2021 23:17
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Mooey Cow posted:I hope I get a sexual superpower Mooey Cow your power is... LACTATION POWER! - You can lactate at any time for as long as you'd like! If you are an actual moo cow this will guarantee a long life as unlike other dairy cows you will never stop giving milk. - Your can alter your liquid secretions have the properties and taste of whey when thin, milk when thicker and yogurt when very viscous! - Careful -- creating dairy products does carry a physical toll.
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May 8, 2021 23:37
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Pls to give me a special power thxxx
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May 8, 2021 23:41
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About loving time
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I hope my power involves flipping stuff
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Smik posted:DeadFatDuckFat your power is... Fuuuuuck yessss
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Space Race Riot posted:Something cat-related please Space Race Riot your power is... CAT WRANGLING! -- Consider yourself extremely lucky, rng rarely cooperates with one's desires. - While you can't directly control cats, you have the startling ability to get cats to cooperate with you! - You can get cats to sit still and wear a silly hat! - Cats come when you call them! - Cats will swallow pills for you! - Cats will allow you to trim their nails! - Big cats will not try to kill you! - You can actually get cats to come out of hiding so you can take them to the vet!
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May 9, 2021 00:01
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alright I'll bite let me get in on this.
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Crusty Nutsack posted:ohh this is fun Thank you, Crusty Nutsack! Your power is... NUTCRACK - B-class super! - You have the ability to inflict the sensation of a kick to the groin at range! - Your power is line-of-sight with a relatively short range, but this can be improved with practice! - It does not matter if your target actually has testicles or not, they will feel a NUTCRACK regardless! - This may not work on extremely pain-resistant individuals. - Inflicts no actual physical damage. - Requires a physical action to "cast". - Ignores armour. On a side note, I'm going to take a little break and get some other things done but I'll be back later to tackle the backlog!
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May 9, 2021 00:17
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I would like my super power to be orgasm related please ang thank you
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May 9, 2021 00:31
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Smik posted:Martman, your power is...
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May 9, 2021 00:43
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Something inconceivably, fantastically, spectacularly mundane for me probably.
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Literally A Person posted:Dear God, OP. Are you saying I can be even more powerful than I am now??? The dice say that your power level will be about the same, Literally A Person as your power is... PERSON-MAN - You can be hit on the head with a frying pan! You can generate a frying pan whenever you want, but it will always strike you on the head first. - You can live your life in a garbage can! While most people can only temporarily live in a garbage can, you can live your entire life there without needing to eat/drink/excrete. You will still age and will be aware that you are living your life in a garbage can. - Weakness: Always beaten by Triangle Man.
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Smik posted:The dice say that your power level will be about the same, Literally A Person as your power is... I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME, TRIANGLE MAN!!! *summons fry pan* Ow.
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Revins posted:reveal my true power Revins your true power is... FAR SIGHT of NOTHERN FRANCE SENSE! - You can see any event currently happening in Revin, a commune in the Ardennes department in the Grand Est region in northern France simply by closing your eyes! - You can mentally "travel" throughout Northern France, but your starting point will always be in the center of Revin.
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May 9, 2021 02:54
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This is some strange poo poo
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Yellow Yoshi posted:Hello I'd like a power where do I take a number Yellow Yoshi your power is... CITRUS POWER! - You are naturally immune to scurvy and can cure scurvy in others! - Your touch is naturally antibacterial and you are highly resistant to disease! - You naturally smell pleasant all the time! Your skin oils actually remove unpleasant smells from your clothing! - Your pee is actually lemonade! The sweetness of your urine is determined entirely by your sugar intake, but you are effectively immune to diabetes as your body naturally diverts excess sugar to your urine!
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May 9, 2021 03:17
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Smik posted:Armitag3 never tempt the RNGods for your power is... Now how can I monetize this...
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May 9, 2021 03:22
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Mememe
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Smik posted:Revins your true power is... huh, my name is basically letters I threw together to name a diablo character but wound up liking the name. I did not know about the French connection. thread is turning out educational!
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May 9, 2021 04:12
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what's my power, op?
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May 9, 2021 04:13
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Power me up, sky daddy!
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May 9, 2021 04:18
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I should like a power please. I intend to base all my future career/relationship decisions on your post.
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taiyoko posted:I got my second covid shot yesterday, time to find out what power the Illuminati has seen for to grace me with! taiyoko your power is... WIRELESS AFFINITY - You have the ability to tune into and understand various wireless signals -- radio, bluetooth, solar flares, etc! - By using appropriate technology, you can 'train' your ability to understand the signals you receive! Thus if you use a Bluetooth earpiece, you will eventually be able to comprehend Bluetooth broadcasts! - Actually pick up radio in your fillings! - Confuse the hell out of wireless devices when they start to detect you! - Confuse the hell out of people when you connect to their Wireless device!
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Zenostein posted:That's slightly disappointing. I was sorta hoping it'd just be like those hearing tests they had in grade school, and once a year there'd be a parade of tragically disappointed schoolchildren. Zenostein your power is ... ANIME MIND! - At will, you can experience the world in an anime style of your choosing! - This experience is restricted to you, so maybe don't describe what you see too vividly to others! - This will absolutely screw your depth perception: Do not use while operating any vehicle!
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May 9, 2021 05:52
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I’d like to prevent post from boiling by watching them. I could ruin so many dinners.
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May 9, 2021 05:53
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I read all 3 volumes of Top 10 and I'm fuckin ready for my superpower. Make it happen!
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May 9, 2021 06:02
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Aardvark! posted:i would like a special power op Aardvark! your power is... AARDVARKIAN TONGUE! - 12 mighty inches (30cm) long, tough and sticky! - Unlike aardvarks, you can keep your teeth! - You only have a couple of tricks but they're really good tricks!
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May 9, 2021 06:05
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Smik posted:Zenostein your power is ... Zenostein what’s my oppai level?
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I'm intrigued
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May 9, 2021 06:25
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Smik posted:Yellow Yoshi your power is... Thank you, I love the art
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May 9, 2021 06:27
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Smik posted:Derpies, your power is... This explains so much
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Bob Tuskins posted:I have always wondered what power I have. Bob Tuskins you power is... ACTUAL GREEN THUMB - Plants thrive and flourish under your care, even under the harshest conditions! - Produce takes longer to rot! - Harvests are bigger and bountiful! - You actually have green thumbs! - Boring but practical!
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May 9, 2021 06:59
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This is an excellent thread. Sadly, it seems my superpower is making chairs. out of people.
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staberind posted:This is an excellent thread. its cause i shot you with my stupidy ray LOL
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