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Yoshi Wins: Jul 14, 2013

Milo and POTUS posted:

What

The joke is that the guy who's never been shot is able to see that he's being described as a person who's never been shot before. :geno:

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ewiley: Jul 9, 2003; More trash for the trash fire

Milo and POTUS posted:

What

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feedmyleg: Dec 25, 2004

e: oh. It's a bad joke.

# ? May 9, 2021 20:34

John Lee: Mar 2, 2013; A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy

I agree, every joke I don't get or just plain doesn't land for me is objectively bad.

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TinTower: Apr 21, 2010; You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

https://twitter.com/CRY1NL1GHTN1N/status/1387485545203384327

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ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/VaguelyFunnyDan/status/1391125436978008065

https://twitter.com/thetzechun/status/1391166773043605508

https://twitter.com/leaacta/status/1391230835614003200

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Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Mister Mind posted:

https://twitter.com/prophethusband/status/1391049736526999556?s=21

The only reason I can�t entertain this is that I�ve brought a tape measure to Ikea before.

# ? May 10, 2021 00:51

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Platystemon posted:

The only reason I can’t entertain this is that I’ve brought a tape measure to Ikea before.

Salesman challenge you to a contest?

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Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Platystemon posted:

The only reason I can�t entertain this is that I�ve brought a tape measure to Ikea before.

There are also tape measures every 5m in IKEA stores. It's trivially easy to check this for yourself.

# ? May 10, 2021 01:36

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Inceltown posted:

There are also tape measures every 5m in IKEA stores. It's trivially easy to check this for yourself.

Yeah but the best part of the the conspiracy is that those are slightly undersized.

# ? May 10, 2021 01:39

Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

https://twitter.com/itchio/status/1390782877416054794?s=20

# ? May 10, 2021 02:11

Agents are GO!: Dec 29, 2004

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/michaelwhitney/status/1390809923127230465

If you want to read the true story behind this, google "tubgirl".

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Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Platystemon posted:

Yeah but the best part of the the conspiracy is that those are slightly undersized.

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Yngwie Mangosteen: Aug 23, 2007

Humphreys posted:

The top is metric inches.

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Yellow Yoshi: Apr 29, 2020; Figure 1: Mario's weird dog

Humphreys posted:

The top one is measuring 寸, which is around 3.03cm

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poopnanners: May 3, 2016; hey guys lets party

Humphreys posted:

This is unsettling

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Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Yellow Yoshi posted:

The top one is measuring 寸, which is around 3.03cm

Width of thumb at knuckle thankyou very much

# ? May 10, 2021 07:23

HaB: Jan 5, 2001; What are the odds?

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/JamesHalcrow1/status/1390089934095142913

Weird. I know that guy irl. His band is p good if you like Stoner Metal.

# ? May 10, 2021 15:47

baw: Nov 5, 2008; RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

they did a study about cats sitting in squares

https://twitter.com/Explanimals/status/1389623777781239816

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Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

Biplane posted:

Lol who knew goons would get so riled up by funny tiktok man.

I blame the abs, personally

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zoux: Apr 28, 2006

TinTower posted:

https://twitter.com/CRY1NL1GHTN1N/status/1387485545203384327

Anyone know which one this is

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Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

zoux posted:

Anyone know which one this is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGykwC0fdJ4

Skip to about 3 minutes in.

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zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Man Lindsay Buckingham could loving shred.

# ? May 10, 2021 18:41

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/tesseralis/status/1390903359838703619

https://twitter.com/jackbern23/status/1391695029425643522

https://twitter.com/santiagomayer_/status/1391474962498686976

https://twitter.com/Real_WOTD/status/1391755906971574274

https://twitter.com/commentsooc/status/1391158858362589185

# ? May 10, 2021 18:56

TinTower: Apr 21, 2010; You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

zoux posted:

Man Lindsay Buckingham could loving shred.

I love Mick�s poo poo-eating grin like �yeah, this is all my fault, deal with it�.

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sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

https://mobile.twitter.com/AlecStapp/status/1391545296337969153

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Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

https://twitter.com/doctorow/status/1391889309909721088?s=20

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Piell: Sep 3, 2006; Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer; Young Orc

https://twitter.com/mcmillen/status/1391841774004494337?s=20

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venus de lmao: Apr 30, 2007; Call me "pixeltits"

Piell posted:

https://twitter.com/mcmillen/status/1391841774004494337?s=20

THIS IS NOT A WORKPLACE OF HONOR

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ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/ryantgd/status/1018342770077908992

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Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

https://twitter.com/donni/status/1390012135187664903

https://twitter.com/Hbomberguy/status/1391938025966510085

Memento has a new favorite as of 03:15 on May 11, 2021

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Mister Mind: Mar 20, 2009; I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

https://twitter.com/knittykitty/status/1391882864191590405?s=21

# ? May 11, 2021 04:44

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

https://twitter.com/DGlaucomflecken/status/1391937814250487814?s=20

# ? May 11, 2021 05:29

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Skwirl posted:

https://twitter.com/DGlaucomflecken/status/1391937814250487814?s=20

I can read the contempt. It's very impressive

# ? May 11, 2021 06:23

Intoluene: Jul 6, 2011; Activating self-destruct sequence!; Fun Shoe

Milo and POTUS posted:

I can read the contempt. It's very impressive

Nah, this has a "I made this mistake so you don't have to" vibe.

# ? May 11, 2021 06:50

Laterite: Mar 14, 2007; It's Gutfest '89; Grimey Drawer

https://mobile.twitter.com/thekjohnston/status/1391868367275843589

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Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

https://twitter.com/MikeCarlton01/status/1391672080509267970

# ? May 11, 2021 08:31

TinTower: Apr 21, 2010; You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

https://twitter.com/owenjhurcum/status/1391824181696909317?s=21

Non-binary people posting their Ws. :3:

# ? May 11, 2021 09:03

crepeface: Nov 5, 2004; r*p*f*c*

TinTower posted:

https://twitter.com/owenjhurcum/status/1391824181696909317?s=21

Non-binary people posting their Ws.

wait, you get bling like that for being a mayor in wales!?!

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El Gallinero Gros: Mar 17, 2010

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