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TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



how about now

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Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
saw a truck with a big-rear end "WHITE TRUCKS MATTER" decal proudly covering the back window driving home just now

like wow some people really don't care how much a huge piece of poo poo they advertise themselves as being

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Apr 6, 2011

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Revins posted:

saw a truck with a big-rear end "WHITE TRUCKS MATTER" decal proudly covering the back window driving home just now

like wow some people really don't care how much a huge piece of poo poo they advertise themselves as being

Triggered, libcuck? :smug:

*tiny penis is rock hard*

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Jakabite posted:

That bare midriff is rather risque

Thats where the saddle goes

Brutal Garcon
Nov 2, 2014




Oh god.

I've spent enough time in Deviantart threads that I recognize this artist's style.

There's no hope for me.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Brutal Garcon posted:

Oh god.

I've spent enough time in Deviantart threads that I recognize this artist's style.

There's no hope for me.

Hmm, now that you mention it does remind me of Pizza Delivery Centaur. I think we got a centaur specialist!


Brutal Garcon
Nov 2, 2014



Meme Poker Party posted:

Hmm, now that you mention it does remind me of Pizza Delivery Centaur. I think we got a centaur specialist!

I really wish you were right.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Since a centaur is half horse, half human, what happens if a human mates with a centaur? Is it like 3/4 human then? Or what?
Like is it just sorta random? Like would you maybe have a baby that was a human body with just a horses head? Or maybe a horses head and body but it has 4 human limbs and all it does is shriek in agony 24 hours a day pleading for the sweet release of death?

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Centaur genes are dominant, just like they are in bed

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

You think you taught me a lesson, babe
Betcha think you "got through to me"
No one gets through here anymore
Right

Big Beef City posted:

... all it does is shriek in agony 24 hours a day pleading for the sweet release of death?

Don't doxx me.

Societal and evolutionary pressures would eliminate the horse-top-human-bottom subspecies of centaurs, and promote the human top-horse-bottom one.

Because... no one wants to wake up with a horse head by their pillow! :dadjoke:

feller
Jul 5, 2006


Tip posted:

how about now



lol

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

The 1000 Page Thread: We got a centaur specialist!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Centaur jeans are dominant

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
i like it when my cat is looking at me and meows and i reply "what???" and he meows again repeat 90x times.

this has been your daily bonesaw update. :tipshat:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Aardvark! posted:

i like it when my cat is looking at me and meows and i reply "what???" and he meows again repeat 90x times.

this has been your daily bonesaw update. :tipshat:

Meow.. mix? :thunk: (cats ask for it by name) :haibrower:

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020


This is the sort of prime content that keeps me coming back to the 1000 page thread.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

....lol

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Prof. Crocodile posted:

This is the sort of prime content that keeps me coming back to the 1000 page thread.

:hai:

Edit: and that sexy centaur midrift

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Sound on is MANDATORY.


https://i.imgur.com/qSkRIDC.mp4

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



:gooncamp:

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

You think you taught me a lesson, babe
Betcha think you "got through to me"
No one gets through here anymore
Right
dios freakin' mio.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I thought my jerk rear end dick of a dog, and my bigger jerk of a wife disappeared around the bend of the little country suburb thing that we live in and so I tried trailing them with a roll of poop bags for about .5 of a mile up and down the road and even more around my stupid yard and it turns out they were just in the house and had no idea and I'm an idiot.

Me. An idiot. How could this be

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Guys, its almost Friday

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Big Beef City posted:

I thought my jerk rear end dick of a dog, and my bigger jerk of a wife disappeared around the bend of the little country suburb thing that we live in and so I tried trailing them with a roll of poop bags for about .5 of a mile up and down the road and even more around my stupid yard and it turns out they were just in the house and had no idea and I'm an idiot.

Me. An idiot. How could this be

I let my dogs poo poo in your front yard while you were gone

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Apr 6, 2011

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DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Guys, its almost Friday

Do you think we will hit page 200 this weekend? I’m looking forward to a slightly larger but still blurry pic of Rat’s dangler

its_my_birthday
Sep 18, 2020
what kinda bean do they use for a "bean sauce" for a mexican inspired pizza?

ill find out in about 40 mins

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Do you think we will hit page 200 this weekend? I’m looking forward to a slightly larger but still blurry pic of Rat’s dangler

Everyone prepare your most PREMIUM content for this push!!!

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Meme Poker Party posted:

Everyone prepare your most PREMIUM content for this push!!!

Premium posting engaged!

its_my_birthday
Sep 18, 2020
the bean sauce appears to be pinto bean

toppings are chorizo bacon jalapenos and red onions

a+

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Pinto bean sauce pizza???

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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:stare: how does safeway know

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Guys, its almost Friday

This Thursday was some sort of Easter related holiday (ascension day?), and Monday is independence day. I booked Friday off, and am in the middle of a very extended weekend. So far I have slept a lot and baked a chocolate cake.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



drat sleeping sounds good I could go for some of that right now

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

It's 3:36 at night here, so yeah we'll be heading back to sleep. I took a break from brushing my teeth to type this.

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

i gotta get up for my second covid vaccine tomorrow but blegch im not tired yet
unfortunately it is almost 3 am

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

One timezone west of me, then. And yeah I know the feeling. No good advice, really; good luck?

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Seems like tugging might help

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Seems like tugging might help

You're not wrong.

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its_my_birthday
Sep 18, 2020

Meme Poker Party posted:

Pinto bean sauce pizza???

i think. they're brown so with mexican food that means pinto or refried (pinto) lol. but it's not thick and doesn't leave the crust soggy like refried would

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