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Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

Soylent Pudding posted:

This reminds me that I used to troll chuds who felt women have no place in the military by saying "The IDF has women in combat branches and they're better than the marine corps". And if they pushed back, "They certainly have a better record of murdering brown peoplefighting terrorists the past 50 years."

Yeah but can they walk really far carrying heavy poo poo?

Checkmate libs.

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boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
https://twitter.com/wsj/status/1392113524491620353?s=21

Won’t someone think of the banks

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May
https://twitter.com/RSLC/status/1392513039333838849

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

CommieGIR posted:

The Pipeline operator lied, and fed the lie to Biden. And based on other stuff I'm seeing, they were pretty much asking for a breach to happen eventually.

https://twitter.com/business/status/1392847105736253445?s=20

Revoke the corporate charter.

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
We’re they paid in Dodgecoin?

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar

Hyrax Attack! posted:

Dumb question, but what incentive would the hackers have to release the info when paid? It's not like the pipeline company can file a customer service complaint and the hackers are already committing major crimes. Why not keep raising the price?

In a somewhat ironic twist, if you don't actually relent when the ransom is paid, people will be less likely to pay the ransom going forwards.

If you gently caress up 100 systems and ransom them for $1000 each, even getting a few people to go "I paid the ransom and they honored it" will entice other people to pay. If your goal is to be able to continue extorting money, you want people to have some trust that you'll follow through.

MRC48B
Apr 2, 2012

Zamujasa posted:

In a somewhat ironic twist, if you don't actually relent when the ransom is paid, people will be less likely to pay the ransom going forwards.

If you gently caress up 100 systems and ransom them for $1000 each, even getting a few people to go "I paid the ransom and they honored it" will entice other people to pay. If your goal is to be able to continue extorting money, you want people to have some trust that you'll follow through.

this assumes that your criminal organization is known enough to develop a reputation for "honesty" in these situations, as opposed to an anonymous group that just makes up a new name every other week.

internet gangs aren't like the local mobsters who everyone knew growing up in your neighborhood

Diarrhea Elemental
Apr 2, 2012

Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

Um...

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Yikes

https://i.stuff.co.nz/world/300307364/there-have-been-7m13m-excess-deaths-worldwide-during-the-pandemic

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

If you don’t support the British monarchy you’re spitting on everything the founding fathers have done.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

wait what

https://twitter.com/EmmanuelMacron/status/1392965873187659778

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Begun, the water wars have.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Well I didn't have that on my bingo card.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007




outta left loving field!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

boop the snoot posted:

Won’t someone think of the banks

No.

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this

I will, and I'll laugh all the way to be the... hmm.

gently caress em anyways.

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018


The real story besides rich people finding reasons to be mad is hyperinflation and insanely low interest rates for a decade plus now so our economy is going to poo poo the bed even harder and really see if we can go full failed state in the next decade since last time wasn’t close enough

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

SMEGMA_MAIL posted:

The real story besides rich people finding reasons to be mad is hyperinflation and insanely low interest rates for a decade plus now so our economy is going to poo poo the bed even harder and really see if we can go full failed state in the next decade since last time wasn’t close enough

What?

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

What’s the what?

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
We're jacked up but the chances of hyperinflation are like, crazy low. Not impossible but it's super loving unlikely.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

SMEGMA_MAIL posted:

What’s the what?

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Yeah, the inflation number for April came in at 4.2%, which is freaking out people that can afford to be freaked out about that kind of thing.

Nevermind that one of the major reasons is that the data is being compared to April 2020 (a dead shutdown). Nevermind that 33% of the inflation is simply used cars (due to microchip shortages). Nevermind that we're currently in mass shortages of items like building materials because companies cut back their production targets thinking we'd still be in the pandemic.

So naturally, it's being used an excuse to not spend any more government money, and GOP governors are yanking back extended unemployment benefits, and dammit people are demanding to be paid too much.

Lake of Methane
Oct 29, 2011

I am dumb, does stuff like a morgtage, college education, or medical bills get factored into figuring price index?

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Lake of Methane posted:

I am dumb, does stuff like a morgtage, college education, or medical bills get factored into figuring price index?

Here's the full information - not really.

https://www.cnn.com/2021/05/12/economy/april-inflation-price-increases/index.html

https://www.bls.gov/news.release/cpi.nr0.htm

Soylent Pudding
Jun 22, 2007

We've got people!


https://mobile.twitter.com/AFP/status/1393007307911352321



The amount of concentrated death in this photo has no business being so hauntingly beautiful.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Lake of Methane posted:

I am dumb, does stuff like a morgtage, college education, or medical bills get factored into figuring price index?

no, otherwise people might have rioted a long time ago

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

maffew buildings posted:

We're jacked up but the chances of hyperinflation are like, crazy low. Not impossible but it's super loving unlikely.

Hyperinflation is a central bank policy that has to be implemented. Usually because you need to deficit spend by printing a currency nobody wants.

The US however is deficit spending with a currency everyone wants. T-bills are still at 0, 30 year bonds at 2.375%. https://www.treasurydirect.gov/instit/annceresult/annceresult.htm

Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020

Hekk posted:

Yeah but can they walk really far carrying heavy poo poo?

Checkmate libs.



The baseplate was the worst loving thing to get stuck with on a hump, my back hurts just looking at this the way my dick hurts when i see skateboarders rack themselves on stairway bannisters

Diarrhea Elemental
Apr 2, 2012

Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

Eason the Fifth posted:

The baseplate was the worst loving thing to get stuck with on a hump, my back hurts just looking at this the way my dick hurts when i see skateboarders rack themselves on stairway bannisters

Probably doesn't help when you mount the fucker on your ruck as far away from your center of gravity as possible, either.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Rucks? That reminds me.

lol gently caress you if you’re still in

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
This is some of the most surreal conflict footage I've ever seen.
https://twitter.com/RealNewsIL/status/1392977300321447940

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Meanwhile, in the Arizona recount....

https://twitter.com/SecretaryHobbs/status/1393022854288052226?s=19

Grip it and rip it
Apr 28, 2020
^^ That sounds by design ^^

If we raise the minimum wage to $15 then burgers will cost $15 and that's the end of the dollar menu

Grip it and rip it fucked around with this message at 05:16 on May 14, 2021

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010


It would be hilarious if this clown shoe poo poo wasn't there to lower confidence in "fair" elections being a thing in the future.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Defenestrategy posted:

It would be hilarious if this clown shoe poo poo wasn't there to lower confidence in "fair" elections being a thing in the future.

I'm really struggling on malice vs incompetence on this "audit". Are they Qultists absolutely convinced that ultraviolet bamboo would be the smoking gun and are dumbfounded that they haven't found the deep state's nefarious plan? Did they go in knowing they won't find anything and that it wouldn't matter they just need to put on a show, gently caress things up, then go screaming on the propaganda networks about how bad things are hosed up?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
It’s the same playbook as 2000.

There are true believers involved, but there are also GOP operatives who know it’s bullshit because they created and/or nurtured it.

The true believers are known as “useful idiots”.

Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020
Man this second shot can really get you

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Meanwhile, in "gently caress me dead" news:

https://i.stuff.co.nz/world/austral...2-test-positive

I think everyone in the world knows the case numbers in India are far, far underrepresented, but even so 42 out of 150 is an absolutely insane proportion.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
That’s a number that’s like “wait is that even mathematically possible given the nature of the growth function”?

I think that the answer is that this must be an unrepresentative sample. One in four Indians cannot be currently infected, right? If nothing else, things have been bad for weeks.

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Yeah, it can't be representative. It just can't. I have no idea of how it got so high but..

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