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Tenebrais posted:I guess when you get down to it, humans aren't built for straight-up fights. What we lack in natural weapons we make up for in social brains, flexible grabby hands, and butts that don't quit. A chimp will straight up grab a rock and smash my skull if I let him, so I say I get to use a shovel and at least get the benefit of reach and a first strike before I die.
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The poll specified “unarmed,” so no tools.
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https://twitter.com/NorthmanTrader/status/1393171200398999553 I just looked it up, and it turns out a swan's wing can't break an arm. Now I am sad and disappointed.
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zoux posted:You guys are way overestimating the fighting power of birds, which are a bunch of bitch rear end hollowboned motherfuckers. You're wrong about this one. Geese and large birds are way stronger than you think, they use their wings to fly for gently caress's sake. Here's a video of a Canada goose breaking a glass window with its wing. Swans are literally used as guard animals because of their strength and temperament. A goose would gently caress you up.
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Dr. Lunchables posted:The poll specified “unarmed,” so no tools. Chimp isn't gonna follow the rules so neither shall I.
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I can also break a window with my "wing" which I can ball into a fist and hit the bird in its stupid gently caress face with
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Mister Speaker posted:You're wrong about this one. Geese and large birds are way stronger than you think, they use their wings to fly for gently caress's sake. Here's a video of a Canada goose breaking a glass window with its wing. Swans are literally used as guard animals because of their strength and temperament. A goose would gently caress you up. It's amazing how many goons haven't actually interacted with wild animals and are such experts on them. The fly because of hollow bones making them lighter and modified muscular structure that favors the wings. They're not really that strong. Also that's not why they are guard animals. It's because they are loud assholes. Look out for that dangerous beast. https://youtu.be/UYcQpDHzzwU Atticus_1354 has a new favorite as of 20:47 on May 14, 2021 |
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Arsenic Lupin posted:https://twitter.com/NorthmanTrader/status/1393171200398999553 Musk got into cryptocurrency cos it's a market he can tweet-manipulate without getting into trouble, right?
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Yes. But he has such a cult like following he can manipulate just about anything he wants these days. The media machine will print any dumb poo poo he says as fact. Its genuinely amazing to me.
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May 14, 2021 20:57
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Yes, but if he tries to manipulate regulated securities the SEC takes notice.
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zoux posted:You guys are way overestimating the fighting power of birds, which are a bunch of bitch rear end hollowboned motherfuckers. And before you're like, ooh what about cassowaaarrriieees, I'll go back millions of years and say I could kick the rear end of any dromaeosaurid up to and including d. albertinsis and give myself even chances against d. antirrhopus -australian general 2 hours before crushing defeat
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Mister Speaker posted:You're wrong about this one. Geese and large birds are way stronger than you think, they use their wings to fly for gently caress's sake. Here's a video of a Canada goose breaking a glass window with its wing. Swans are literally used as guard animals because of their strength and temperament. A goose would gently caress you up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKqfiIoQdkg
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May 14, 2021 21:17
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Me v all these punk animals
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May 14, 2021 21:25
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Atticus_1354 posted:It's amazing how many goons haven't actually interacted with wild animals and are such experts on them. The fly because of hollow bones making them lighter and modified muscular structure that favors the wings. They're not really that strong. Also that's not why they are guard animals. It's because they are loud assholes. That tiger video is a really good demonstration. We all know the tigers could destroy the goose but someone the goose has convinced them otherwise through the cunning use of assholery. zoux posted:Me v all these punk animals  
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I read somewhere this is surprisingly common in speed rubix cubes because they actually loosen all the pieces just a little to make them move easier and not stick
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May 14, 2021 21:51
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This is a youtube video of a snapchat story which is kind of a tweet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Br0bDZmNsW8
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May 14, 2021 22:09
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Geese are just feather pillows full of weaponised stupidity which works right until the second somebody calls your bluff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Br0bDZmNsW8
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May 14, 2021 22:39
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I think you can just grab a goose by the neck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Br0bDZmNsW8
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Are we talking fit jungle chimp or fat, chain-smoking TV chimp? Foxfire_ has a new favorite as of 23:34 on May 14, 2021 |
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Foxfire_ posted:Ken Allen was an orangutan in the San Diego zoo that liked to take apart his enclosure to wander play with the parts/wander off. The bolts on it were tightened by a human with a 2 foot wrench. He unscrewed them with his fingers. Brachiating apes are very strong. but how many packs a day did he smoke
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zoux posted:I've said this before but people are scared of geese because they don't want to hurt them. If you wound up and punted one like you were trying to sink a penalty kick, that'd be it. The worst a goose can do is pinch you. Yeah I wouldn't want to hurt a goose, it's just hanging around being a goose, but one time when my oldest daughter was really little a goose tried to bite her at Lake Daylesford, and the dad reflexes kicked in. In one fowl [sic] swoop I picked her up and launched the goose about three metres with my boot on the follow-through. It was fine, and I sort of got my foot under it and flung it, as opposed to kicking it, but it wasn't exactly a fierce adversary.
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Did you ever wonder why Siberian Tigers never crossed the Bering Land Bridge during the last ice age? I realize now that's not a Candian Goose, shut up.
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Jon Jones (the good one) sitting off to one side and going "man, I wished this poo poo happened to someone else, but not like this!" Content: 
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everyone debating our ability to beat nature smh just fire a rocket launcher at the beast if its a rocket launcher i made myself then its allowed
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I too enjoyed that episode of star trek
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Deep Glove Bruno posted:but how many packs a day did he smoke
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Picnic Princess posted:Lmao at all the 40 year olds in the comments being more offended by the word "millennial" rather than "geriatric" I prefer Junior GenX
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Foxfire_ posted:He died from prostate cancer, not lung cancer, so probably not that many? https://twitter.com/DougHageman/status/1393330126574678018
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Foxfire_ posted:He died from prostate cancer, not lung cancer, so probably not that many? Who taught the ape to smoke with its butt?
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