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Mak0rz posted:Yeah I'm going to listen to one Nature intern and not literally every conversation biologist Conversation biologists would be a cool thing, though. I’m not arguing in favor of eliminating mosquitoes, I just don’t want to antagonize anyone named Janet Fang. She seems cool and has a ball python.
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May 17, 2021 04:10
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Platystemon posted:New oof just dropped. every time Naomi Wolf publicly opens her mouth I become increasingly convinced she is a Jillian Bell character
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May 17, 2021 05:50
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Naomi Wolf is the kind of dumb where I can't even finish reading her tweets because I just get embarrassed for her and everyone subjected to her. I don't think anyone has been so consistently wrong about everything since Matt Walsh
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May 17, 2021 07:02
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Did Walsh’s latest even get posted in here? https://twitter.com/MattWalshBlog/status/1393940968471240713
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May 17, 2021 08:03
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Dude has a beard though
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May 17, 2021 08:31
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Teach posted:Sometimes I feel that FB doesn't know me at all. Their website. Real lowtax energy. 
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May 17, 2021 09:44
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Brawnfire posted:Oh hey you're bra-less I know I'm a week late but I wanted to share that I've spent the last nearly-decade being gay and apparently I'm actually bi because I live with a woman now. One of the crazy new experiences this has brought me is that actually bothering to put on a bra is more likely to be "oh hell yeah sex incoming" and braless is more "you do you lady, it's hot out, that poo poo looks uncomfortable, and I'm over here complaining that I might have to put on pants in four or five hours." Also a lot of wonderful firsthand experience with patriarchy, like last week she opened a new bank account and I came with because she fosters service puppies and it's easier to do poo poo with someone to hold/train the puppy. It was very clearly not a joint account, I was just sitting there puppy dadding without an ID, never signing anything, and still the bank guy kept directing questions at me like I was in charge. I already knew things were poo poo for women but I didn't get to live it before.
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Oh goodness, yes. My wife loves home renovation stuff, so she's constantly dealing with hardware stores and contractors and stuff. I'm miserable with the stuff, but still they'll approach me primarily or call me instead of her and I have to be like listen, I'm insanely bored by this, every aspect down to the ground is my wife's idea, she's got the vision and the will to see it through, literally leave me alone and call the drat number of/approach the client who initiated with you. It drove me nuts because sure, I live there, or I'm with her, but that means nothing. I could be a roommate, a supportive friend, a ride, anyone. If I were working with, say, a painter and they asked my friend something about how they wanted my trim instead of me, I'd be like wtf. But it's just kind of assumed to be alright somehow. I'm not even sure where I'm going with this, probably better for the pet peeve thread.
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May 17, 2021 14:11
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learnincurve posted:Dude has a beard though I was thinking the same thing, a beard is a mask for a weak chin. Show your chin coward.
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May 17, 2021 14:19
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Platystemon posted:Rhinos topped the beast v. beast matchups. YouGov just didn’t deign to ask respondents if the respondent themselves could take one. Everytime I see something like this, I am always reminded of this thread: https://comicvine.gamespot.com/forums/off-topic-5/the-average-unarmed-human-can-easily-beat-a-wolf-i-1996195/ quote:Human beings may not have fur, teeth, or claws, but we have several physical advantages over most animals that make us incredibly deadly even unarmed.
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May 17, 2021 14:46
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learnincurve posted:Dude has a beard though What's her name?
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May 17, 2021 14:56
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quote:If you are a fully grown man in good health and you lose to any canine in a fight without weapons, you are a pathetic coward and you need to defend yourself instead of run away. This is excellent advice for anyone, at any time.
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May 17, 2021 15:08
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TheKennedys posted:Naomi Wolf is the kind of dumb where I can't even finish reading her tweets because I just get embarrassed for her and everyone subjected to her. I don't think anyone has been so consistently wrong about everything since Matt Wals
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May 17, 2021 15:13
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It continues to amaze me that people with such utterly aberrant thinking patterns apparently can exist in society. It's like one of those machine learning things where they generate something that shows absolutely no rational understanding of the problem but nonetheless is structured to meet all the absolutely necessary components of the solution.
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May 17, 2021 15:44
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If the only thing Naomi Wolf had posted was the “peaceful Belfast with no 5G” thing, she would still be one of the all-time Twitter greats.
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May 17, 2021 15:50
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Vib Rib posted:They use their trunks to fight. They'd just grab the ostrich by the neck and tear it around like a ragdoll. I recall Les Stroud saying in some Survivorman episode in India or nearby that he was far more afraid of the murderous elephants than he was the tigers. Like you have to build your sleeping platform high up enough in a tree that the elephants can't reach up with their trunk and pull you down. And presumably ragdoll you into trees or gore you or stomp you into paste.
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May 17, 2021 16:01
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I once saw a documentary where a famous game hunter described how you would theoretically kill an adult elephant with no weapons. The key is preparation. What you would, according to this guy, is find a clearing and dig round pit, about five feet deep. Fill the pit with kindling and then light it on fire, letting the fire burn itself out until just the ashes of the kindling remain. Then, place some green peas all around the outside of the pit. Then you would hide and wait for an elephant to come by. When the elephant goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash-hole This joke brought to you by seven year old me
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May 17, 2021 16:34
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why would that kill the elephant?
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May 17, 2021 16:36
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How do you reach an elephant's rear end in a top hat?
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May 17, 2021 16:38
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Very carefully
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May 17, 2021 16:49
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No, screw that, you've got to jump right in there with gusto! A classic
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May 17, 2021 16:53
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Regarde Aduck posted:why would that kill the elephant? It's a bug: any fall damage instantly kills elephants
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May 17, 2021 16:55
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christmas boots posted:It's a bug: any fall damage instantly kills elephants
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I don't know, there are a couple of species that come close
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Teach posted:
This is so loving sick lol
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May 17, 2021 17:31
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Teach posted:Sometimes I feel that FB doesn't know me at all. Wow. I've gotten my share of weird ads but this one takes the cake. This is a work of art. Here are some of the ones I got over the past year or so, including top-level domain nationalism of all things   
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May 17, 2021 18:00
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THERE IS NO GOD HERE BUT CUM
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ReidRansom posted:I recall Les Stroud saying in some Survivorman episode in India or nearby that he was far more afraid of the murderous elephants than he was the tigers. Like you have to build your sleeping platform high up enough in a tree that the elephants can't reach up with their trunk and pull you down. And presumably ragdoll you into trees or gore you or stomp you into paste. Read "The Killing of an Elephant" by Orwell, then remember African elephants are even bigger.
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May 17, 2021 18:54
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TacticalHoodie posted:Everytime I see something like this, I am always reminded of this thread: Working overnights at a vet's office/kennel, I deal with these situations by simply assaulting large unruly dogs with my teeth and hands, like any good primate. In victory I tear their throat out with my teeth. The remaining enslaved hounds then know and respect my dominance. (not really I use words and occasionally a lead) Skwirl posted:Read "The Killing of an Elephant" by Orwell, then remember African elephants are even bigger. You know how torreadors die violently to bulls every few years? Elephants are like that but bigger and people-level intelligence, also they mourn their dead. Edgar Allen Ho has a new favorite as of 19:03 on May 17, 2021 |
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May 17, 2021 19:01
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RatHat posted:If we disregard damage between rounds then the Elephant or Rhino would easily win. the seeding of this is rear end terrible and all the heavy hitters will have to fight each other knocking the others out. the real final is hippo vs who ever wins between rhino and elephant. the bottom seeds are all pussies.
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May 17, 2021 19:10
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All you need to do to beat a hippo is consume more white marbles than it does.
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May 17, 2021 19:15
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Two Beans posted:All you need to do to beat a hippo is tug it off before it has a chance to bite you
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May 17, 2021 19:17
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I’m lucky enough to be near two of the decent zoos with the kind of enclosures of “there is an animal in there somewhere good luck!” size so can go there guilt free and my god are humans stupid. Once had to end an argument by pointing out to a woman that her 3 year old was right, that is a tiger and not a lion. Another time some man nearly punched me out for running up screaming and grabbing his small child and throwing him out of the way as the emus barrelled into the fence he had his fingers through. Luckily the zookeeper was 3 seconds behind me and started going ballistic at the parents so I could escape.
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May 17, 2021 19:20
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Emus have a pretty good peck.
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May 17, 2021 19:23
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And three year olds have very little connective tissue between their finger joints
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May 17, 2021 19:26
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What's that saying? All birds were dinosaurs but emus still remember? Also Geese probably.
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May 17, 2021 19:32
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:
What if it’s a female? I mean who has that kind of time?
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If they made geese the size of emus that would be magnificent. Actually I think that's just a chocobo.
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