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Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
https://twitter.com/homosupremacy69/status/1394099698391203844?s=20

:magical:

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



Yum

Underwater Shoe
May 26, 2005

an informative notation for your appreciation

Aardvark! posted:

I have actually come around to the "ordered one extra slice of toast" point of view just because of the texture of the right side of the toast in this photo



I still think it’s feta, but, like, what if the toast is gluten free?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Is that cheese curds at the bottom?

I think it's croutons. But like, just lumps of bread.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
I'm not convinced most of you still have functioning eyes

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

angerbeet posted:

I'm not convinced most of you still have functioning eyes

spend enough time in this thread and it changes you. it's like working around toxic chemicals, enough time and it seeps into you.

Hardwood Floor
Sep 25, 2011


Would if I was hungover tbh.

HookedOnChthonics
Dec 5, 2015

Profoundly dull


gschmidl posted:

Occam's razor on a british breakfast containing halloumi or bad toast seems really obvious.

so halloumi, "britain's best-loved import," which they eat so much of it's causing a shortage?


much like ibiza, nando's, and chicken tikka, halloumi may sound foreign but is at this point as inextricable a part of the british experience as eels in gelatin

Fools Infinite
Mar 21, 2006
Journeyman

This is just that Christmas casserole of bread, egg, sausage, and cheese but with pizza instead, so is probably pretty good.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
When pizza’s in your eggs you can have pizza anytime.

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

Jyrraeth
Aug 1, 2008

I love this dino
SOOOO MUCH



So which one of you is this.

Jyrraeth has a new favorite as of 07:14 on May 18, 2021

Poopelyse
Jan 22, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006


Hpnotiq is just watered down and flavored cognac, right? So this would be like buying an off the shelf margarita and then putting more tequila in it?

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011





zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

Hpnotiq is just watered down and flavored cognac, right? So this would be like buying an off the shelf margarita and then putting more tequila in it?
It's fruit punch vodka based schnapps that's brushed up against cognac once. I guess the analogy flies but it's especially noteworthy for college party or bar bragging because it looks like sewage/the incredible hulk's butt even while it tastes fine.

bawk
Mar 31, 2013


When I was a bartender I tried mixing this hypnotiq stuff with Viniq, the purple shimmery liqueur that was really popular a few years ago. Normally hypnotiq makes whatever it touches into some gross looking garbage, but the two basically cancel each other out. The drink was just white, somehow. Not fully opaque like milk, but not a gross green color. It was really weird

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

thecluckmeme posted:

When I was a bartender I tried mixing this hypnotiq stuff with Viniq, the purple shimmery liqueur that was really popular a few years ago. Normally hypnotiq makes whatever it touches into some gross looking garbage, but the two basically cancel each other out. The drink was just white, somehow. Not fully opaque like milk, but not a gross green color. It was really weird

pastis, but for the kids!

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007



I am sad to say that I know that this is called The Incredible Hulk.

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007



The presentation...

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Poopelyse
Jan 22, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
Next Stop: Bad Breathville




Sauerkraut Juice

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

So that's how they make chartreuse...

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

All I know about HPNOTIQ is that I keep seeing ads for this weird little cartoon they funded

Poopelyse posted:

Next Stop: Bad Breathville




Sauerkraut Juice



Still remember reading a book about Ben & Jerry's as a kid and one of their stories was them experimenting with a garlic flavored ice cream and it ended up having the texture and bouncing capabilities of a Superball

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Poopelyse posted:

Next Stop: Bad Breathville




Sauerkraut Juice



Not just bad breath, the BO given off by someone eating this would be amazing.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



would

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
I've had the choucroute juice. It's, well, call it dill pickle juice. Can't throw shade on enjoying it but not something I'd walk around sipping in public.

Now a proper choucroute garnie alsacienne is kinda AFP but it's exactly what the stereotypical goon enjoys:





mmm, a mix of pickled vegetables and a too-large-by-far serving of cured mystery meats (it's good)

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



also would

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

I've had the choucroute juice. It's, well, call it dill pickle juice. Can't throw shade on enjoying it but not something I'd walk around sipping in public.

Now a proper choucroute garnie alsacienne is kinda AFP but it's exactly what the stereotypical goon enjoys:





mmm, a mix of pickled vegetables and a too-large-by-far serving of cured mystery meats (it's good)

There's no world in which those fine plates are even comically AFP.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993




DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


ngl would

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

somebody shat on your pizza buddy

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


In my search to find a response to the diarrhizza I found this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pJnmGgexIw

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Chocolate? Balsamic? Both? NEITHER?

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Would.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Protein smoothie is just soup, isn't it?

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


It's like that Toy-R-Us shopping spree but for mice under a salad bar.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Fartington Butts posted:

In my search to find a response to the diarrhizza I found this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pJnmGgexIw

I just can't masturbate to this.

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Desert Bus posted:

I just can't masturbate to this.

Anything is porn if you're depraved enough.

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