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I got something I want a grey alien bro to colonize
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May 19, 2021 13:55
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Somebody has issued a correction as of 18:29 on May 19, 2021 |
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May 19, 2021 13:58
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Hatebag posted:People are seeing them with their naked eyes though. The videos released are flir cams showing infrared video of coherent objects moving around but the pilots have gotten visual confirmation as well. The only hard evidence always being something that just looks like a blotch that you can't make out any detail on is not very convincing, and eye-witness accounts are not even close to sufficient for this sort of thing. It seems very unlikely to me that aliens are both incapable of hiding from the US military and coincidentally can only be captured on video as blotches (and about equally unlikely that the US military secretly developed some hyper-technology incomparable to anything the public is aware of).
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May 19, 2021 16:05
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i bet the ancient high-tech deep-sea octopus people have some real good weed sea-weed
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May 19, 2021 16:43
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Ytlaya posted:The only hard evidence always being something that just looks like a blotch that you can't make out any detail on is not very convincing, and eye-witness accounts are not even close to sufficient for this sort of thing. If you watched the flir cams and didn't think they were showing some kind of aircraft then there's no evidence you'd accept so why bother talking?
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May 19, 2021 16:55
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all the form changing meta materials and frictonless plasma bubbles in the world arent as interesting as elusive companions that have always been here but we lack the perceptive ability to comprehend
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May 19, 2021 16:58
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The Saucer Hovers posted:all the form changing meta materials and frictonless plasma bubbles in the world arent as interesting as elusive companions that have always been here but we lack the perceptive ability to comprehend It's the same for them but they only catch fleeting glimpses of us when we jack off.
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May 19, 2021 17:01
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really though shape changing orange orbs are (among) the most common modern ufos reported and thats pretty much exactly how a plasma bubble would look. in the before times you could pay to go up a mountain near enough to groom lake to seem them projecting plasma bubbles into the atmosphere- they did the tests the same time every week folks sold tickets what was done to the sheehan family is extremely cspam The Saucer Hovers has issued a correction as of 17:11 on May 19, 2021 |
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May 19, 2021 17:09
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balloon boy is out there
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May 19, 2021 18:51
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too many people spending their spare time on Qanon/Epstein poo poo and making the CIA embarrassed. now people in polite society are starting to think they're a bunch of pedo satanists instead of cool secret agents. need to get people talking about aliens and bigfeet and poo poo again so people who work in Langley can get free entrees.
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May 19, 2021 19:02
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funnily enough a plasma bubble is seemingly just another kind of balloon
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May 19, 2021 21:12
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I get a lot of plasma bubbles after eating a big bowl of spicy chili 
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May 19, 2021 21:55
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Gods_Butthole posted:I get a lot of plasma bubbles after eating a big bowl of spicy chili swamp gas
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May 19, 2021 21:59
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so I’ve always assumed that ufos are mainly cover for intelligence shenanigans and abduction communities and resulting cults were and are infiltrated or just built around intelligence assets. these were often used to discredit activists or other dissidents or as cover for other domestic intelligence poo poo.
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May 19, 2021 21:59
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cool
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May 19, 2021 22:04
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Danger posted:so I’ve always assumed that ufos are mainly cover for intelligence shenanigans and abduction communities and resulting cults were and are infiltrated or just built around intelligence assets. these were often used to discredit activists or other dissidents or as cover for other domestic intelligence poo poo. wow, thats pretty hosed up of 60 minutes to do
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May 19, 2021 22:04
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Danger posted:so I’ve always assumed that ufos are mainly cover for intelligence shenanigans and abduction communities and resulting cults were and are infiltrated or just built around intelligence assets. these were often used to discredit activists or other dissidents or as cover for other domestic intelligence poo poo. 
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May 19, 2021 22:09
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The Saucer Hovers posted:there are on the record examples of all this yea. notably Barney and Betty Hill lol
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May 19, 2021 22:11
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Danger posted:so I’ve always assumed that ufos are mainly cover for intelligence shenanigans and abduction communities and resulting cults were and are infiltrated or just built around intelligence assets. these were often used to discredit activists or other dissidents or as cover for other domestic intelligence poo poo. yeah it's like 50% psyop and 50% real and also sometimes a real psyop. hard 2 tell, can't trust anyone
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May 19, 2021 22:49
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I'm actually really interested in what the new technology is this time. In the 50's and 60's it was high-speed, high-altitude spy planes, in the 70's and 80's it was stealth fighters/bombers, and in the 90's it was drones. Guess we'll find out in the next war! After all, the stealth fighters were the star of Gulf War 1 and Drones for Gulf War 2. Can't wait to see what Gulf War 3 gives us!
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May 19, 2021 22:53
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Mecha Gojira posted:Guess we'll find out in the next war! After all, the stealth fighters were the star of Gulf War 1 and Drones for Gulf War 2. Can't wait to see what Gulf War 3 gives us! turns out it is chinese lanterns, sorry op
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May 19, 2021 23:06
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lol
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May 19, 2021 23:09
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Delta-Wye posted:turns out it is chinese lanterns, sorry op aww, drat. oh well.
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May 19, 2021 23:10
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Danger posted:so I’ve always assumed that ufos are mainly cover for intelligence shenanigans and abduction communities and resulting cults were and are infiltrated or just built around intelligence assets. these were often used to discredit activists or other dissidents or as cover for other domestic intelligence poo poo. Could just be bored as gently caress FBI agents. https://twitter.com/guardianfilm/status/499962280847491072
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May 19, 2021 23:11
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you're all really harshing the positive alien buzz this thread had going you know
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May 19, 2021 23:13
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i wish i could put one of those anti grey alien stickers from the 90s on your post
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May 19, 2021 23:18
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:you're all really harshing the positive alien buzz this thread had going you know My fav explanation for the Nimitz encounter is literally no one knows, it's by far the funniest. for what we spend on the military, we get precious little of actualized value. Still vibing on the little green men explanation too tho, good poo poo considering the overt disclosure happening. i want the others to come clean with all the recorded WW2 foofighter footage they must have took, would be great to watch. 
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May 19, 2021 23:24
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:you're all really harshing the positive alien buzz this thread had going you know it’s be really weird like if the first and most infamous ufo abduction cases and following cases were concentrated amongst people active in labor and civil rights movements during the era they became more endemic. hmm I’ve never seen a picture of Betty and Barney Hill let me just google that really quick... and while I’m at it let me google if they were involved in labor and civil rights movements... hmm wonder if anyone high up in military intelligence had been associating with them beforehand...
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May 19, 2021 23:32
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before the abduction narrative alphabet soup was messing with the contactee narrative and possibly inserting their own people as personalities in the field i wouldnt be surprised if raymond palmer ended up being a patriotic stooge being fed his supper and richard shaver some useful protoMK victim
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May 19, 2021 23:38
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:you're all really harshing the positive alien buzz this thread had going you know For real can't we just have fun speculating? I'm so loving bored.
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May 19, 2021 23:39
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Zisky posted:For real can't we just have fun speculating? I'm so loving bored. sorry. it always boils down to the white ethnostate committing egregious acts against its own citizens to suppress any kind of progressive movement.
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May 19, 2021 23:41
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Zisky posted:For real can't we just have fun speculating? I'm so loving bored. broke: anything else woke: star men in metal boats
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May 19, 2021 23:41
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also lol that Obama specifically is playfully talking about UFOs. like what more proof do you need.
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May 19, 2021 23:42
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Danger posted:sorry. it always boils down to the white ethnostate committing egregious acts against its own citizens to suppress any kind of progressive movement. It can be both though. Theoretically Or just the abductions are CIA and the craft can still be aliens
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May 19, 2021 23:42
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Danger posted:sorry. it always boils down to the white ethnostate committing egregious acts against its own citizens to suppress any kind of progressive movement. Israelians/Palestaliens
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May 19, 2021 23:42
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crazy, paranoid mind: the US intelligence apparatus was openly experimenting with hallucinogenic mind control to disrupt and discredit dissident communities in labor and progressive movements. there is a monumental amount of documented proof of this. open, accepting mind: its aliens like in Star Trek or something.
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May 19, 2021 23:47
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The Saucer Hovers posted:before the abduction narrative alphabet soup was messing with the contactee narrative and possibly inserting their own people as personalities in the field Shaver was a communist orator early on so it's totally possible he was on the FBI's radar ...
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May 19, 2021 23:48
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Star Trek: the noble thing is to use these indigenous populations to wage a proxy war against our ideological enemies at their expense. the destruction of their society is acceptable. we are scientists.
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May 19, 2021 23:49
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Danger: I'm a dork and I hate fun
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May 19, 2021 23:50
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Also, the Shaver stories are crazy horny but I don't know if that was Shaver's thing or Palmer who punched them up for publication. Lots of sexy snake ladies and so on.
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May 19, 2021 23:50
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