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christmas boots posted:The real reason not to is that once you have glitter on your dick, you will always have glitter on your dick. At least contact tracing for STDs would be facilitated.
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May 19, 2021 20:23
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Who both knows who Michael Tracy is, and genuinely thinks he's a liberal?
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May 19, 2021 20:24
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Skwirl posted:Who both knows who Michael Tracy is, and genuinely thinks he's a liberal? Matty Iglesias.
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May 19, 2021 21:26
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When I first saw him showing up in this thread I think a few posters called him a centrist 'both sides' type liberal. He's really let the mask drop long ago though.
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May 19, 2021 22:41
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I used to get him confused with moviebob constantly.
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Darkhold posted:When I first saw him showing up in this thread I think a few posters called him a centrist 'both sides' type liberal. He's really let the mask drop long ago though. Centrist both sides liberals are all just Republicans who don't care if gays get married. At best.
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Shrek times are technologically advanced so as to have artificial insemination. So Donkey wouldn't necessarily have had to have PiV sex with his wife. Also, maybe those kids are adopted. And they searched the land far and wide to find weird Dragon/Donkey mutant hybrids, so the kids wouldn't feel weird growing up in that household. There are many options.
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BrigadierSensible posted:Shrek times are technologically advanced so as to have artificial insemination. So Donkey wouldn't necessarily have had to have PiV sex with his wife. But A dragon and A donkey still had to have hosed!
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May 20, 2021 04:04
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The Shrek universe has magic, maybe a wizard did it Those are just sad adopted dragon babies, cursed with donkey parts.
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Linking to the album because I took 11 screenshots. I don't know if it's my phone or if Facebook hosed up because this thread had thousands of comments. The post said "share the last pic of your pet taken from your phone". There were three types of comments: 1. This is actually a video. 2. No pic because my pet is dead. 3. This is just people trying to find out how to steal your dog! All the videos have the same three thumbnails. Dog in pool, dogs in a yard, or dogs with a lady. Even the videos allegedly of cats, horses, snails, and fish. At first I thought it was all extremely lazy bots, but it just seems to be a glitch. https://imgur.com/a/gqzfqHd
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Dammit do i have to spell it out for you fucks Donkey climbed that scaly lady mountain and blasted a hot loving load into the deviant artists dream all the while probably laughing like eddy murphy. Huh huuuh huuuh https://youtu.be/dJ6XEVv9Uh8
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May 20, 2021 06:18
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He probably used a winch
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May 20, 2021 07:10
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Cowgirl.
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But I seem to remember he's still alive in the end credits
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Maybe artists and writers are just really bad at anatomy.
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Well, googled "donkey dragon loving" at work and most of the content is surprisingly wholesome. Also learned that there is at least one Shrek JOI on the internet. Like it is Shrek giving you the JOI. Sure wish I could log off. Edgar Allen Ho has a new favorite as of 08:57 on May 20, 2021 |
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Well, googled "donkey dragon loving" at work and most of the content is surprisingly wholesome. Also learned that there is at least one Shrek JOI on the internet. Like it is Shrek giving you the JOI. youtube-dl can probably allow you to have it offline so you can log off
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I don't know why you spelled it like that but every Shrek video gives me joy, even the ones they made for the game boy advance that played at 8 fps with the colors all messed up
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Well, googled "donkey dragon loving" at work and most of the content is surprisingly wholesome. Also learned that there is at least one Shrek JOI on the internet. Like it is Shrek giving you the JOI. Mike Myers had to fill his time away from making movies with something.
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Well, googled "donkey dragon loving" at work and most of the content is surprisingly wholesome. Also learned that there is at least one Shrek JOI on the internet. Like it is Shrek giving you the JOI.
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Mak0rz posted:Don't fall into the trap of believing dick pics function to get women interested in dating them. They are exhibitionism at best and explicitly meant to harass the recipients at worst. They are not really in the incel playbook. The vast majority of folks sending dick pics are just being shitheads, but some have probably either had success with it in the past (I knew a girl who liked them, requested them, and started at least one relationship due to them), or are just very dumb and don't realize that just cause they'd love to get unsolicited vulva pics doesn't mean women are the same. A researcher tested that last one out btw, dudes on dating sites overwhelmingly appreciate unsolicited vag shots.
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May 20, 2021 16:27
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One More Fat Nerd posted:The vast majority of folks sending dick pics are just being shitheads, but some have probably either had success with it in the past (I knew a girl who liked them, requested them, and started at least one relationship due to them), or are just very dumb and don't realize that just cause they'd love to get unsolicited vulva pics doesn't mean women are the same. Plenty of girls like dick pics. I know at two who openly treat them like pokemon because they just love dick fanatically. The trick is that we basically never like unsolicited dick pics. Lemme tell you, there is nothing quite like going "oh yay! A message! Oh... Thats a penis."
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RFC2324 posted:Plenty of girls like dick pics. I know at two who openly treat them like pokemon because they just love dick fanatically. The girl I knew liked them even unsolicited. She literally dated a dude whose first message (pre tinder, she didnt even like, swipe on him) was his erect dick next to a Budweiser can. Its obviously very rare, but like catcalling and probably other super lovely male behaviors, it has an (incredibly low) success rate. That relationship did not work out, shocker. Edit: tbf to the dude in question, from what I remember of the now 14 year old dick pic, his dick was notably larger than the beer can so that probably helped his strategy. One More Fat Nerd has a new favorite as of 17:32 on May 20, 2021 |
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One More Fat Nerd posted:A researcher tested that last one out btw, dudes on dating sites overwhelmingly appreciate unsolicited vag shots. This could be the next killer business for men. UVP, Unsolicited Vag Pics. Sign up, and you get random texts throughout the day, every day, of unsolicited vag pics. Could easily get 90%+ of every man on earth signed up. Make you a billionaire overnight.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:This could be the next killer business for men. UVP, Unsolicited Vag Pics. Hrrm, have the app follow the users movements so it can be like, "hey boi, saw you at I-26 MILE MARKER 74, thought you looked cute, how do you like this?"
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May 20, 2021 17:49
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Didn't read the response, but I can tell it sucks
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May 20, 2021 17:53
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sorry
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One More Fat Nerd posted:obviously very rare, but like catcalling and probably other super lovely male behaviors, it has an (incredibly low) success rate.
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Regarde Aduck posted:sorry Show, don't tell.
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Push El Burrito posted:Show, don't tell. Ever. All storytelling must be done through pantomime or it’s poo poo
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:This could be the next killer business for men. UVP, Unsolicited Vag Pics. CLAMR I'll start the wiki
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I do not want dic or vulv pics tyvm, there are nicer parts of the body to photograph that don't look like a shaved rat or some sort of polypore.
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There's a reason sex is referred to as bumpin' uglies.
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OwlFancier posted:I do not want dic or vulv pics tyvm, there are nicer parts of the body to photograph that don't look like a shaved rat or some sort of polypore. I got you, our new app, GTSE, has your tastes covered.
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