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Good Soldier Svejk posted:You fool, you missed out on nabbing a premium artifact probably under the floors of that drat porch bedroom!
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# ? May 20, 2021 19:17 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 18:15 |
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two years later in the same house, same bedroom but the table being moved to where the chair/tv combo was a huge thunderstorm come through late at night, probably 11pm or so, lasted hours i was sitting playing Diablo 2, farming pindleskin and got up to give our new puppy some water and get a snack for myself when i heard a loud crack of thunder and an intense light come from my bedroom. i felt the force of rumble go through the house from where i was in the kitchen in the next room and i could see the window in my bedroom to the tree outside. it was all lit up red, orange, and white. the power went out inside and i was trapped in a moment of neon as these colors faded and then suddenly vanished. the power came back on and i could hear the sound of water rushing into the house. i turned the corner of the room which had been obfuscated by the open door to find a giant tree limb sticking through the roof, the tip of the battered branch firmly settled on the chair i had been sitting in moments earlier. water pouring through the new hole in the roof. i finally rushed into the room, pulled the chair away from my new roommate and pushed the computer off the table onto a couch nearby away from the water. of course, my mother and sister had finally found me by this point because i was screaming and yelling like i had been murdered. i was frantically getting containers from the garage to help stem the flow of water. they saw everything painted before them and were so relieved myself and the dog werent hurt. the next morning i had to pull the top of the tree from the roof, which had been blasted apart by a "lightning strike". I put tarp over the hole and hoped to fix it soon. a couple weeks later our deaf cat somehow got into the roof and for a few days became my own personal ceiling cat
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# ? May 20, 2021 19:27 |
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i grew up where "the legend of boggy creek" occurred, the land we had was also where the film was made. the swamps hid so many insane things. alligator gars. old highways. bounding hills flooded with the remains of thousands of years of life. we once brought home a goat from my aunt and uncles farm. built a 15ft tall enclosure next to our barn. it was there for exactly 3 days until it vanished.
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# ? May 20, 2021 19:33 |
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Bideo James posted:i grew up where "the legend of boggy creek" occurred, the land we had was also where the film was made. the swamps hid so many insane things. alligator gars. old highways. bounding hills flooded with the remains of thousands of years of life. Black Phillip returned to the woods
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# ? May 20, 2021 19:39 |
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Think Less posted:Black Phillip returned to the woods he was black with white socks, just a lil guy too. in the late summer of 1999 my step-father called us all out to the garden early in the morning to ask us what happened. all of our watermelons were gone. we had no idea, no one had done anything with the garden but water it the day before. it takes almost half a day to get everything so we would have noticed, or brought the melons inside. after searching nearby we found the tall grass behind a couple of shade trees had been pushed down in a large circle, which was on the other side of a barbed wire fence, past the grass was a large pond we had finally filled. within that circle was every single watermelon, hallowed out, looking like it was scooped out by human hands. some broke in half from looked like tossing/dropping, some with holes perfectly formed. not a huge mess of rinds, almost carefully eaten. right on the edge of that circle was a pile of poo poo bigger than i had ever seen, an inhuman amount of human like poo poo. we lost a lot of peppers and a few cucumbers as well.
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# ? May 20, 2021 19:45 |
Bideo James posted:he was black with white socks, just a lil guy too. ya'll got a hog problem from the sounds of it lol
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# ? May 20, 2021 19:47 |
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Pooky posted:I wonder why none of the recent leaks cover what happens when you try to shoot at them. I don't believe for a second that a Navy ship would let itself get surrounded by UAVs without opening fire. And if they really were a "daily occurrence" for the Air Force someone has to have tried to see if the missiles worked. I've got something for this! also, coincidentally, something for the 'Why is it only the US?" question. Specifically, it's not: Comandante Oscar Santa Maria Huertas (Ret.), Peruvian Air Force posted:On April 11, 1980 at 7:15 a.m., a Friday morning, I was stationed at the La Joya Air Force Base in the Arequipa region of Peru. [...] It's interesting that Oscar went in with guns, if only because he didn't have missiles loaded. An Iranian pilot tried missiles, and, well... General Parviz Jafari (Ret.), Iranian Air Force posted:[This account takes place on the evening of September 18, 1976 I've omitted plenty of minor details because these chapters are quite long. I highly recommend UFOs Generals, Pilots, and Government Officials Go On The Record by Leslie Kean. Governments have been seeing things they can't identify for a long time, they just don't want to talk about it - until now, apparently.
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# ? May 20, 2021 19:49 |
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Are we sharing now? I was a sophomore in college living in a single family home with 2 other roommates. We had one hallway bathroom with the slim horizontal sliding window placed above the bathtub wall at head height. I went to bed one night then had what is either a dream or an encounter. I remember being aware that I was showering in the hallway bathroom. The light was on and it was dark out. I then looked up at the bathtub window and I saw the outline of a grey's head and its large, deep black eyes. I was frozen at the moment I recognized its nature. Motionless, it only gazed at me. The window was closed. The grey's form was set against the black of night and distorted and hazy from the window's privacy frosting. A shock and then a feeling of terror and realization radiated from my chest and into every muscle in my body, and I perhaps felt that instinct that overcomes some animals and compels them to feign death. I was aware of my body going limp and collapsing, but I don't remember if I felt the impact of my body against the bathtub enamel. I do recall my body ending up completely horizontal near or on the bathtub floor, and I was facing up. I felt the sensation of lifting over my whole body. I was levitating up towards the grey while it remained there outside the window in its motionless gaze towards me. Next thing I remember I am awake in my bed. It was still dark and there was nothing out of the ordinary besides the fear that lingered as I could remember only what I just recalled. Took a while before I could go back to sleep. I do not recall any further dreams of that nature. I actually want to experience it again because it's kind of exhilarating.
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# ? May 20, 2021 19:55 |
https://www.defense.gov/Newsroom/Transcripts/Transcript/Article/2624549/pentagon-press-secretary-holds-an-off-camera-press-briefing/quote:Q: Thank you. CBS recently ...
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# ? May 20, 2021 20:05 |
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Ball lightning and hallucinations, and I'll call the goon ball lightning stories hallucinations as well. Has anyone read the Cixen Liu ball lightning story?
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# ? May 20, 2021 20:05 |
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LRADIKAL posted:Ball lightning and hallucinations, and I'll call the goon ball lightning stories hallucinations as well. pls link/give title, i like his short stories
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# ? May 20, 2021 20:17 |
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story time: about 10 years ago I took some ambien and saw some crazy poo poo I couldn't explain. I don't remember what it was, just that it was weird
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# ? May 20, 2021 20:53 |
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I think we'll be ok as long as they're not a necrophage species.
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# ? May 20, 2021 21:05 |
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you make fun of me but when i broker the peace deal between the yeti and greyskins youll be thanking me for having these experiences
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# ? May 20, 2021 21:07 |
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Delta-Wye posted:https://www.uaptheory.com/ This seems pretty compelling, but my "crank poo poo" alarms start going off whenever I see people writing about quantum entanglement effects. Not that I know that they're absolutely wrong, but it's one of those topics people tend to say more about than they have a right to. However it is compelling that they reasonably theorize a gravitational lensing effect from a gravity drive and then find corresponding visual artifacts in the footage. I'd like to see if those types of distortions and mirage show up in IR camera footage of mundane phenomena.
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# ? May 20, 2021 21:22 |
Gods_Butthole posted:This seems pretty compelling, but my "crank poo poo" alarms start going off whenever I see people writing about quantum entanglement effects. Not that I know that they're absolutely wrong, but it's one of those topics people tend to say more about than they have a right to. hard to touch this sort of subject without your crank poo poo alarms going off, but making hypothesis and then verifying them with evidence is literally science and i appreciate their approach.
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# ? May 20, 2021 21:34 |
Delta-Wye posted:hard to touch this sort of subject without your crank poo poo alarms going off, but making hypothesis and then verifying them with evidence is literally science and i appreciate their approach. yes but i also just read the sentence "Consider the elegance of what we just did." edit: "This is an important point and we have never seen anyone mention it before. UAPs should generally change their apparent shape as they maneuver." rl lol The Saucer Hovers has issued a correction as of 21:44 on May 20, 2021 |
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# ? May 20, 2021 21:41 |
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Bideo James posted:in the summer of 1999 i saw a ball of lightning come into my home. drat thats tuggin'
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# ? May 20, 2021 21:43 |
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The Saucer Hovers posted:yes but i also just read the sentence "Consider the elegance of what we just did." I think it's generally impossible for anyone to take this stuff seriously without being a little off their nut.
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# ? May 20, 2021 21:44 |
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Judge Dredd Scott posted:pls link/give title, i like his short stories I wasn't sure, but it is in fact called "ball lightning".
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# ? May 20, 2021 21:55 |
Gods_Butthole posted:I think it's generally impossible for anyone to take this stuff seriously without being a little off their nut. its a good presentation but the author does not get/care they have reinvented the wheel here
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# ? May 20, 2021 22:01 |
edit: NOPE
Riot Bimbo has issued a correction as of 14:50 on Mar 4, 2022 |
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# ? May 20, 2021 22:33 |
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Riot Bimbo posted:99% sure its crazy brain poo poo but I've weirdly been waiting for this to happen and a lot of recent ufo stuff has odd parallels with some deeply personal experiences and events and environment/circumstance defies a lot of explanations. I have never had a taste for ufo stuff outside of a brief time in the late 90s as a kiddo but idk I've been waiting for disclosure personally or broadly for a while now same, I used to watch Sightings on the Sci Fi channel and then the dude from that show became the newsman on mah teevee but oddly enough since he stopped doing that i stopped caring about little green men (until recently)
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# ? May 21, 2021 00:17 |
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I saw the Phoenix Lights. I WANT TO BELIEVE
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# ? May 21, 2021 00:28 |
all the sightings kidz have the fonz to thank for itMythical Moderate posted:I saw the Phoenix Lights. I WANT TO BELIEVE
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# ? May 21, 2021 00:28 |
All I want is incontrovertible proof of extra terrestrials I don't think that's too much to ask
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# ? May 21, 2021 00:49 |
Mythical Moderate posted:I saw the Phoenix Lights. I WANT TO BELIEVE c'mon goon, don't leave me hanging. what happened? such a weird thing and ive never been able to ask questions of someone who saw it.
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# ? May 21, 2021 01:05 |
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Marfa lights are one of the weirdest things I've seen, I was expecting to be like "eh whatever ots obviously headlights" but they turned out yo be genuinely strange and I couldn't make heads or tails of what they are
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# ? May 21, 2021 01:05 |
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https://amp.tmz.com/2021/05/20/senator-martin-heinrich-ufo-uap-sightings-technology-too-advanced-humans-aliens/?__twitter_impression=true this guy is on the Senate Intel Committee
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# ? May 21, 2021 01:43 |
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wow. from politco
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# ? May 21, 2021 01:48 |
my stepdads beer posted:https://amp.tmz.com/2021/05/20/senator-martin-heinrich-ufo-uap-sightings-technology-too-advanced-humans-aliens/?__twitter_impression=true thats the calm, confident smirk of a man whos finally getting to do some fun propaganda
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# ? May 21, 2021 01:49 |
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PawParole posted:wow. from politco this is a UK politics column, so the govt. insiders he talks about are in the British government, and supposedly have prior knowledge of what's in a US govt. report. If the report was going to be a nothingburger, would the UK government be getting briefed on it?
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# ? May 21, 2021 01:49 |
It's coordinated misinformation or it's loving happening
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# ? May 21, 2021 01:50 |
Good Soldier Svejk posted:It's coordinated misinformation
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# ? May 21, 2021 01:51 |
god loving drat it if i have to sit through bluebeam
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# ? May 21, 2021 01:51 |
my bony fealty posted:Marfa lights are one of the weirdest things I've seen, I was expecting to be like "eh whatever ots obviously headlights" but they turned out yo be genuinely strange and I couldn't make heads or tails of what they are i have somehow never heard of this, or don't remember at least. what did it look like in person? the handful of youtube videos ive found are pretty odd, but its all vhs grainy poo poo
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# ? May 21, 2021 01:53 |
The Saucer Hovers posted:god loving drat it if i have to sit through bluebeam its hilarious - alien rollout is making me doubt the reality of cv19 lmao whats even real
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# ? May 21, 2021 01:55 |
posting is the only thing that is real
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# ? May 21, 2021 01:56 |
The phoenix lights sound loving terrifying
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# ? May 21, 2021 02:02 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 18:15 |
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My experience was pretty much the same as the guy in video below except I was on the other side of valley in one of Phoenix's suburbs. Given how light polluted Phoenix is, they were easily visible from 20ish miles from downtown Phoenix. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvKLeaPWPyw
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# ? May 21, 2021 02:03 |