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the banal tedium of a zombie tiger beating the poo poo out of a guy
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# ? May 26, 2021 16:28 |
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Searing tedium would have been a good name for a the gun club song
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# ? May 26, 2021 16:28 |
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nonathlon posted:I wouldn't call it pathetic, but I think volume not quality is their metric. As you say, there's a lot of middling and forgettable stuff that's dressed up to look like prestige TV. Even the things they make a big nose about tend to be so-so in resolution. I've certainly seen good stuff on netflix, but little of it is unmissable. Dark, maybe? Even Narcos is more watchable than great. remember when the first season of house of cards came out and it was must-see tv? lol
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# ? May 26, 2021 16:59 |
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mastershakeman posted:It's insane. What's their best original besides the legitimately good Mosul ? I really enjoyed I Am Mother. The Hemsworth action movie was... Fine? It was fine.
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# ? May 26, 2021 17:12 |
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In other “terrible films made by idiots” news https://twitter.com/Collider/status/1397561138263515136
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# ? May 26, 2021 17:33 |
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RLM review of Army of the Dead makes it sound like a bad Aliens clone
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# ? May 26, 2021 17:56 |
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prestige tv is a concept that's slowly sinking back into the quicksand of tv production realities, not sure that's specific to netflix.
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# ? May 26, 2021 18:05 |
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Falstaff posted:I really enjoyed I Am Mother. i am mother looks cool, thanks. and yeah extraction was completely serviceable. i dunno, i think i've gone insane because once i got into direct to video isaac florentine & jesse v johnson movies that starred scott adkins, i can see that they put out a way better product, and more cheaply, than all of the netflix stuff. its just that they dont push all their budget onto Big Names that are then underused
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# ? May 26, 2021 18:20 |
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smellmycheese posted:In other “terrible films made by idiots” news Lucas did a lot of whiplash with his tone and balance between kid-friendly/dark and what he originally wanted to do in the prequels and yet he still kept a plotline consistency.
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# ? May 26, 2021 18:25 |
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lucas knew anakin was turning into darth vader we all did that part was never going to change that abrams was still playing shuffle on deciding what vaguely important person if any was going to be reys parent was a level of bullshitting that would have destroyed his career in its inception if he had ever given anyone the impression that was how he was running lost
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# ? May 26, 2021 18:32 |
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disney turned the main character into bad comic relief because they second guessed themselves and were afraid they wouldn't make enough money with a confident black man as the lead
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# ? May 26, 2021 18:37 |
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Even if Abrams took what Johnson did with 'Rey came from just nobody important', TROS still would have sucked because holy poo poo the pacing and editing was horrible. It was like Abrams tried to squeeze his idea of VIII and IX into one movie.
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# ? May 26, 2021 18:37 |
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DesertIslandHermit posted:Even if Abrams took what Johnson did with 'Rey came from just nobody important', TROS still would have sucked because holy poo poo the pacing and editing was horrible. It was like Abrams tried to squeeze his idea of VIII and IX into one movie. rise of skywalker opened with history's first, last and only 'last time on this series' montage , that lasted 7 minutes and was not showing any previous scenes but rather what was supposed to happen last time and didn't. its incredible https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_7A7m4GFFs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYkAgLQ_0eU also lol at that audience reaction mastershakeman has issued a correction as of 18:44 on May 26, 2021 |
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mastershakeman posted:rise of skywalker opened with history's first, last and only 'last time on this series' montage , that lasted 7 minutes and was not showing any previous scenes but rather what was supposed to happen last time and didn't. its incredible Palpatine's message was exclusive to Fortnite. It feels too bizarre to explain to anyone.
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# ? May 26, 2021 18:41 |
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the lol for me there is the “probably” we “probably” should have had some sort of loving plan in place for a multi billion dollar cultural touchstone adored by millions around the globe. Probably
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# ? May 26, 2021 18:43 |
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DesertIslandHermit posted:Palpatine's message was exclusive to Fortnite. my wife had no idea palpatine was returning and was just yelling 'what???' at the opening crawl
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# ? May 26, 2021 18:45 |
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mastershakeman posted:my wife had no idea palpatine was returning and was just yelling 'what???' at the opening crawl I went in blind and had no clue what was going on.
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# ? May 26, 2021 18:47 |
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DesertIslandHermit posted:Palpatine's message was exclusive to Fortnite. How the gently caress do this happen? Just mind meltingly stupid
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# ? May 26, 2021 18:47 |
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I'm still upset that they didn't fight a mecha palpatine, like some kind of lovely 2000's shooter. Would have owned 100x more than what they did
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# ? May 26, 2021 18:49 |
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Still loling at the fact that Colin Trevorrow's version seemed more consistent and they probably pulled him out because they saw too many angry videos online, looked at TFA's box office numbers under Abrams and thought 'Well it can work again, right?'
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# ? May 26, 2021 18:51 |
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Mr Hootington posted:I went in blind and had no clue what was going on. are you jj abrams??
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# ? May 26, 2021 18:51 |
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mastershakeman posted:are you jj abrams?? Yes. My dumbass son blew his one chance at being a comic book writer.
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# ? May 26, 2021 18:53 |
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Rian Johnson sitting comfy in a limousine hot tub and smoking a cigar while he gets money for Knives Out movies and Abrams left holding the bag.
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# ? May 26, 2021 18:53 |
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TeenageArchipelago posted:I'm still upset that they didn't fight a mecha palpatine, like some kind of lovely 2000's shooter. Would have owned 100x more than what they did I remember the Matrix game just rewrote the movie so that Neo fought a Godzilla-sized Agent Smith and beating him meant a happily ever after ending
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# ? May 26, 2021 18:55 |
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I had no idea about this fortnite message! How is this real? What was anyone thinking?
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# ? May 26, 2021 18:55 |
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Mr Hootington posted:I had no idea about this fortnite message! How is this real? What was anyone thinking? lmao the future is now, old man. get with the times , movies are now debuted in battle royale video games
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# ? May 26, 2021 18:56 |
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DesertIslandHermit posted:Rian Johnson sitting comfy in a limousine hot tub and smoking a cigar while he gets money for Knives Out movies and Abrams left holding the bag. I’m sure JJ is crying into his massive sack of money and wiping his tears with a pay or play contract for the next Superman.
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# ? May 26, 2021 18:56 |
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Coming into a Star Trek sequel. "Wait, who is Spock Jr.? He's just here and nobody explains him?" I ask. A zoomer in the seat in front of me turns to me. "Dude! You didn't see the reveal on the Pokimane Twitch stream?!"
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# ? May 26, 2021 18:59 |
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Mr Hootington posted:I had no idea about this fortnite message! How is this real? What was anyone thinking? lol same
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# ? May 26, 2021 19:01 |
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KomradeX posted:RLM review of Army of the Dead makes it sound like a bad Aliens clone it’s not really an Aliens clone in any sense idk where that comes from. cause the guy wants a zombie head? I mean that’s pretty thin
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# ? May 26, 2021 19:01 |
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indigi posted:it’s not really an Aliens clone in any sense idk where that comes from. cause the guy wants a zombie head? I mean that’s pretty thin it’s not an Aliens clone because Aliens was an excellent action/ horror movie directed by a skilled director and with a coherent script and good actors
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# ? May 26, 2021 19:03 |
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indigi posted:it’s not really an Aliens clone in any sense idk where that comes from. cause the guy wants a zombie head? I mean that’s pretty thin Wanting zombie head? What happens in Vegas...
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# ? May 26, 2021 19:03 |
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Mr Hootington posted:I had no idea about this fortnite message! How is this real? What was anyone thinking? Ir was a very Prequel movie thing to do.
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# ? May 26, 2021 19:08 |
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indigi posted:it’s not really an Aliens clone in any sense idk where that comes from. cause the guy wants a zombie head? I mean that’s pretty thin In the review it looks like several scenes are almost lifted directly from the movie, only you know worse because James Cameron is a good director. Christ there's evwn been the pictures of that one member of the crew who looks just like Vazquez. It seems to be drawing heavily from the Alien formula. That's the impression I got from the review. Also the editing was extremely lazy because one of the cameras he used apparently had some dead pixels
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# ? May 26, 2021 19:14 |
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indigi posted:it’s not really an Aliens clone in any sense idk where that comes from. cause the guy wants a zombie head? I mean that’s pretty thin to be fair to mike & jay, they didn't actually call it a clone, just that there were some similarities, which in part is just from aliens influencing action movie tropes for the past 35 years. but there are definite deliberate cues and homages that snyder put in, like the one lady who dresses like vasquez, tig pulling the helicopter up over the roof, the "you don't see them loving each over" line, etc. more than anything it's clear he used the project as a way to throw in some fun references across the board.
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# ? May 26, 2021 19:15 |
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something gross about Army of the Dead is that Snyder tries to make it look like the zombies are organizing a new rational society based on rape? forced assimilation? involuntarily becoming a zombie and then getting impregnated by an undead corpse is not a mistakes-into-miracles situation
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# ? May 26, 2021 19:17 |
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Fleetwood posted:something gross about Army of the Dead is that Snyder tries to make it look like the zombies are organizing a new rational society based on rape? forced assimilation? hosed up that he found a way to make a Crossed movie without paying Garth Ennis licensing rights
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KomradeX posted:It seems to be drawing heavily from the Alien formula. That's the impression I got from the review. perhaps you should shut the gently caress up if you haven’t watched the movie lol
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# ? May 26, 2021 20:03 |
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indigi posted:the banal tedium of a zombie tiger beating the poo poo out of a guy Tbf zac snyder truly does have quite the talent to make something that should be pretty cool absolutely boring
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# ? May 26, 2021 20:07 |
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oh there were absolutely Aliens homages (I thought it was more generally Cameron homages than Aliens specifically but some of those shots do line up very well). and I guess if red bandana means she dressed like Vazquez then yeah she did. different hair makeup and accessories but she is Latina and used a gun
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