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May 27, 2021 10:38
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Nice avatar/post combo.
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May 27, 2021 11:09
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Roast Beef's got to step up his cooking game
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May 27, 2021 12:54
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I mean its really your fault that you go to places that either make you embarrassed or enraged just from reading the menu.
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May 27, 2021 13:09
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May 27, 2021 13:29
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Halloween Liker posted:I mean its really your fault that you go to places that either make you embarrassed or enraged just from reading the menu. My only comment was about a first visit to such a place. I think that's fair.
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May 27, 2021 13:29
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You know that smell when people puke up milk, like at a milk chugging event? I bet this already smells like this out the bottle.
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May 27, 2021 14:01
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No cotton candy milk smells like when you puke up cotton candy after getting too hot at the fair. It's genuinely gut wrenching. e: Milk chugging events are the strangest things. It's the sickest I've ever been and I still don't understand why our 4-H club decided to hold one. We nearly had to burn down that barn.
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May 27, 2021 14:10
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fizzymercury posted:No cotton candy milk smells like when you puke up cotton candy after getting too hot at the fair. It's genuinely gut wrenching. It's incredible that humans can make an open field stink so bad so quickly.
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May 27, 2021 14:30
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Halloween Liker posted:I mean its really your fault that you go to places that either make you embarrassed or enraged just from reading the menu. A couple years ago at GenCon,a bunch of friends were meeting up for dinner at a place called Dick's, which I did not recognize. Turns out it's that place where the wait staff are purposefully trained as assholes and they write hilarious things on paper hats like "I like sucking dick" or "Look how bald I am". Food was also bad and overpriced and I'll never forget the name of that place now.
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May 27, 2021 15:16
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Admiral Joeslop posted:A couple years ago at GenCon,a bunch of friends were meeting up for dinner at a place called Dick's, which I did not recognize. Turns out it's that place where the wait staff are purposefully trained as assholes and they write hilarious things on paper hats like "I like sucking dick" or "Look how bald I am". The truest SomethingAwful experience.
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May 27, 2021 15:53
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Dick's Last Resorts are just as much "eatertainment" as Benihana restaurants are Very different vibe, though
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May 27, 2021 16:02
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Admiral Joeslop posted:A couple years ago at GenCon,a bunch of friends were meeting up for dinner at a place called Dick's, which I did not recognize. Turns out it's that place where the wait staff are purposefully trained as assholes and they write hilarious things on paper hats like "I like sucking dick" or "Look how bald I am". I've noticed that whenever I go to one of those places they're perfectly polite to me. I can't tell if that says more about them or about me (it's both)
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May 27, 2021 16:36
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Imagine being an AFP mega millionaire
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May 27, 2021 17:01
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Guy rules. I've been to some DDD restaurants in NOLA, Nashville, and Kingston, ON and they all ruled too.
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May 27, 2021 17:06
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Millions of years from now, our cephalopod successors will be theorizing that the many horned culinary demon telling us what and where to eat was the last straw that led to our species' decline.
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May 27, 2021 17:52
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tribbledirigible posted:Millions of years from now, our cephalopod successors will be theorizing that the many horned culinary demon telling us what and where to eat was the last straw that led to our species' decline. Octopus archeologist. Couple months back I drew a pic of one actually. 
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May 28, 2021 01:14
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Your pretty squishy and can't wear armor besides hats but being able to equip eight artifact rings at once is great.
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May 28, 2021 03:17
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DEX: ∞
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May 28, 2021 03:21
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i feel like these could be shopped onto goatse and be almost unnoticeable  
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May 28, 2021 10:44
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no ring etc /e actually there's a crumble ring on the correct finger in the first picture
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May 28, 2021 10:56
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is that ruby red grapefruit rolled in cornflakes?
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May 28, 2021 11:28
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InediblePenguin posted:is that ruby red grapefruit rolled in cornflakes? Yeah, and absolutely doused in lube 
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May 28, 2021 12:02
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Bismuth posted:Yeah, and absolutely doused in lube FoodLube by WHAMMO
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May 28, 2021 12:39
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Bismuth posted:Yeah, and absolutely doused in lube
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May 28, 2021 13:03
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fizzymercury posted:This is the background on my phone and I'm unsettled that someone posted that here. If anyone else posted this id assume it was a joke
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May 28, 2021 13:42
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fizzymercury posted:This is the background on my phone and I'm unsettled that someone posted that here. why tho
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May 28, 2021 13:43
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No seriously. Only thing I altered was taking off the weather app that had an exact location of my house. I have that as my background because this is my lock screen:  I am childish enough to find this hilarious.
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May 28, 2021 14:00
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Goddamn all those fast food apps, LOL
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May 28, 2021 14:07
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fizzymercury posted:No seriously. I went through like 5-6 frames in that part of the vid to get the one i posted here, no loving way you have the exact same frame
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May 28, 2021 14:08
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Buddy that's just the ones I order from enough to have a folder for it.
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May 28, 2021 14:10
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Bismuth posted:I went through like 5-6 frames in that part of the vid to get the one i posted here, no loving way you have the exact same frame I'll go offline for a while.
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May 28, 2021 14:14
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https://twitter.com/caialbrefire/status/1085985824053829638
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May 28, 2021 15:31
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fizzymercury posted:Oh god I'm sorry. I was being unclear. I was trying to say I changed my background now because my home screen was the fingers. It was a very badly done bit. Charge your phone while you're at it. Heathen.
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May 28, 2021 16:12
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 this is my breakfast. I added some chili paste before I chowed down if that sweetens the deal The red is ketchup
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May 28, 2021 17:36
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Cool & Beat & Eat is also going to be my sign off at the bottom of my tombstone.
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May 28, 2021 17:39
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What the gently caress
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May 28, 2021 17:40
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my curry ketchup arrived today and I'm having mac and cheese for lunch.. 
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May 28, 2021 17:41
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:
I respect this breakfast.
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May 28, 2021 18:53
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