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Delta-Wye posted:much like early posts in the coronavirus thread let me know to order a respirator, i've already ordered a banjo thanks to our friend throawaylien. best case, ive beat the rush and can please our new alien overlords, worst case i'll get real good at banjo and go get a farmersonly account instead. Reminds me of an old joke... How to get a million dollars playing bluegrass banjo. 1) Start with two million,
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May 31, 2021 14:55
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PawParole posted:a purported part of the report. I have some doubts about this!!
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May 31, 2021 16:24
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banjo aliens? duh, Outer Wilds was soft disclosure
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May 31, 2021 16:29
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PawParole posted:a purported part of the report. I don't think that's real. The conclusion that they're AI controlled drones is very reasonable, but the bits about recreating the behavior in a neural network and using that to tell whether they're inorganic or organic sounds like complete bullshit.
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May 31, 2021 17:13
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frankly, if we can't trust the authenticity of an off-angle camera phone shot of a word document, what can we trust
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May 31, 2021 17:50
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poo poo photo of a screen covered in moiré instead of prntscn or save-to-pdf is exactly what i would expect out of an ancient rear end boomer. definitely real and clearly leaked by a congress critter personally.
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May 31, 2021 17:55
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gh0stpinballa posted:Interesting screen grab. I mean we generally think of the weird orb or disk as being fully formed and hovering there in the sky but what if a typical UAP is more like somebody dipping a finger in an aquarium, the fish react but they don't have any conception of the fingertip being just a fraction of a (to them) gigantic and much more advanced organism. orz is orz
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May 31, 2021 18:01
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gh0stpinballa posted:Yeah the saucer life is an awesome show its the best saucer podcast by a stretch. some interesting things come from chris knowles, gordon white, and to a lesser degree the gaggle over at Where Did the Road Go. mike clelland is alright but less saucer more...uh...owl. Delta-Wye posted:a congress critter lol The Saucer Hovers has issued a correction as of 18:49 on May 31, 2021 |
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May 31, 2021 18:47
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Delta-Wye posted:poo poo photo of a screen covered in moiré instead of prntscn or save-to-pdf is exactly what i would expect out of an ancient rear end boomer. definitely real and clearly leaked by a congress critter personally. trumP
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May 31, 2021 19:09
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PawParole posted:a purported part of the report. I’m the fake references and footnotes to nonexistent reports
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May 31, 2021 19:18
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The Blackout Flower Report sounds cool.
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May 31, 2021 19:39
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Vomik posted:I’m the fake references and footnotes to nonexistent reports why would the DoD's alien AI reports be unclassified
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May 31, 2021 19:57
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Vomik posted:I’m the fake references and footnotes to nonexistent reports i'm skittish but very aware, sort of like my parrot, actually
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May 31, 2021 19:57
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i'm the navy fighter pilot allowed to keep a live parrot on an aircraft carrier
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May 31, 2021 19:59
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https://www.businessinsider.com/killer-drone-hunted-down-human-target-without-being-told-un-2021-5quote:A "lethal" weaponized drone "hunted down a human target" without being told to for the first time, according to a UN report seen by the New Scientist. lmao this is such a lie.
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May 31, 2021 20:07
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I don't know, my phone keeps telling me to gently caress off and calls me a pervert constantly
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May 31, 2021 20:26
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Crazypoops posted:I don't know, my phone keeps telling me to gently caress off and calls me a pervert constantly you might want to change your anime ringtones OP or not if you like that kinda thing, not judging
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May 31, 2021 20:48
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Bideo James posted:https://www.businessinsider.com/killer-drone-hunted-down-human-target-without-being-told-un-2021-5 I buy it, the technology is there if you're not super picky about it getting things wrong.
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May 31, 2021 21:29
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Gumball Gumption posted:I buy it, the technology is there if you're not super picky about it getting things wrong. Move fast and
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May 31, 2021 23:35
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Gumball Gumption posted:I buy it, the technology is there if you're not super picky about it getting things wrong. The lie is that this is the first time it has happened.
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May 31, 2021 23:39
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tomorrows the day of the report! (?maybe)
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Jun 1, 2021 04:51
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Bullfrog posted:tomorrows the day of the report! (?maybe) The writers always put too much in the second part of the episode, we'll be able to figure out what it is from that
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Jun 1, 2021 04:56
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ah gently caress the report's due tomorrow??? gently caress i haven't done any homework poo poo
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Jun 1, 2021 05:06
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munce posted:Mysterious Universe the mysterious universe hosts are hosed up western traditionalist transphobe types
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Jun 1, 2021 05:23
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k0Yz-iVxdY
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Jun 1, 2021 05:29
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Monsters eating the homework an actual possibility discussed at the highest levels of the CIA
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Jun 1, 2021 05:34
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PawParole posted:a purported part of the report. Autonomous probes make a lot of sense because unless they had some way to ignore momentum inside the ufos, any living thing would get turned to goo by going 10000 mph to zero. The big black triangle ones could have creatures in them if they aren't just fake or human aircraft. If the ufos aren't from the ocean, i think it's unlikely that they could carry enough fuel to get here from somewhere else, so maybe those triangles are motherships
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Jun 1, 2021 13:07
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AI did my warcrimes
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Jun 1, 2021 13:07
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A MIRACLE posted:y’all should read the top posts on r/culturallayer it’s a conspiracy sub about forgotten civilizations Oh Christ more people talking about the Tartarians Everything I ever wanted to learn about UFOs I learned from Ancient Aliens
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Jun 1, 2021 14:25
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munce posted:Mysterious Universe I used to love these guys, but they got slowly and surely more vocally alt-right until I couldn't listen any more.
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Jun 1, 2021 15:28
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Communist Thoughts posted:AI did my warcrimes Lol this is totally going to be used at some point
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Jun 1, 2021 16:03
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Rickshaw posted:I used to love these guys, but they got slowly and surely more vocally alt-right until I couldn't listen any more. It's disappointing but not surprising, given the staggering amount of racism that circulates around the older UFO crowd. Hell, MUFON has stopped even trying to hide that they're still working with noted shitbag John Ventre, so apparently they feel as well that there's more money in pandering to racists than in keeping it under their hat.
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Jun 1, 2021 16:05
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The Skinwalker episodes of Astonishing Legends own, the whole thing is entertaining as gently caress. Ty to whoever recommended them
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Jun 1, 2021 16:10
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Astonishing Legends are great because they do their homework and really get into what’s actually happening, but there’s two of them that are totally credulous about ufos and aliens and they’ll always fall for it and just make it part of whatever the episode is about. The Gobleki Tepe episode is a great example of this, as one of them goes way off the rails talking about how the statues of hooded human figures could represent outsiders “from somewhere” who taught things to the people there while the other hosts are trying to stick to actual scholarship.
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Jun 1, 2021 16:15
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where's this darn report
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Jun 1, 2021 16:27
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:Astonishing Legends are great because they do their homework and really get into what’s actually happening, but there’s two of them that are totally credulous about ufos and aliens and they’ll always fall for it and just make it part of whatever the episode is about. The Gobleki Tepe episode is a great example of this, as one of them goes way off the rails talking about how the statues of hooded human figures could represent outsiders “from somewhere” who taught things to the people there while the other hosts are trying to stick to actual scholarship. I confess that I'm a little confused by this, since Astonishing Legends is just two hosts all the time, Scott Philbrook and Forrest Burgess. They only ever have the two hosts, and yeah they're definitely true believer, everything is connected kind of people. They do have guests on from time to time, but aside from maybe some of the super early episodes where they were still figuring the show out, I don't know that they have ever even done a guest host situation.
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Jun 1, 2021 16:39
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this is rad thank you
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Jun 1, 2021 16:40
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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:where's this darn report Space dog ate it, and there was a death in the galactic family.
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Jun 1, 2021 17:17
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Jun 1, 2021 17:19
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Isn't it due 180 days after the CORVID relief bill enactment date (12/21/20)? That would put it at 6/19. Government never attempts the extra credit points so I don't think it'll come out for another couple weeks.
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