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uPen
Jan 25, 2010

Zu Rodina!

Something about this evokes a much stronger reaction than the prior cum-food pictures.

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bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
organized rigorous premediation and involvement of a publisher, a third party

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

creme caramel is disgusting already you don't have to jizz in it.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

uPen posted:

Something about this evokes a much stronger reaction than the prior cum-food pictures.

The photographer even has a ridiculous name - "Fotie" Photenhauer. It's an all time masterpiece.

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

bob dobbs is dead posted:

organized rigorous premediation and involvement of a publisher, a third party

tbf I think the publisher was "amazon let me sell this pdf"

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
nah, it does seem to be an actual vanity online press

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine
so both the video and the full recipe on their site just calls this "Sausage In Pancakes", but hoo boy is it a whole can of worms we're getting into with this one;


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT0bsWQeIMY

https://www.chefclub.tv/en-us/recipes/original/d537c64b-24bc-4db2-9170-d75ef7161789/sausage-in-pancakes-the-sausage-is-in-the-pancakes/

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

drrockso20 posted:

so both the video and the full recipe on their site just calls this "Sausage In Pancakes", but hoo boy is it a whole can of worms we're getting into with this one;


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT0bsWQeIMY

https://www.chefclub.tv/en-us/recipes/original/d537c64b-24bc-4db2-9170-d75ef7161789/sausage-in-pancakes-the-sausage-is-in-the-pancakes/

Mint and strawberry???

Other than that, would, then would die without regret.

Underwater Shoe
May 26, 2005

an informative notation for your appreciation
It is utter madness, but the most annoying thing is using jar lids and vases for the first part - like they’re using whatever they can find around the house - then finish with a raised glazing station and industrial frying equipment

Ibblebibble
Nov 12, 2013

https://twitter.com/flavor_waves/status/1400877862916214790

God I would stuff this in my mouth so quickly

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

OwlFancier posted:

creme caramel is disgusting already you don't have to jizz in it.

:hai: :chloe:

donquixotic
May 1, 2007

OwlFancier posted:

creme caramel is disgusting already you don't have to jizz in it.

Creme caramel is delicious. Does this mean that you've mean adding too much spunk or too little when you make it?

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.


Only 1 salted duck egg? This is gonna start a fight.

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

drrockso20 posted:

so both the video and the full recipe on their site just calls this "Sausage In Pancakes", but hoo boy is it a whole can of worms we're getting into with this one;


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT0bsWQeIMY

https://www.chefclub.tv/en-us/recipes/original/d537c64b-24bc-4db2-9170-d75ef7161789/sausage-in-pancakes-the-sausage-is-in-the-pancakes/

This is one hell of a journey

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
I've got a .pdf of the Natural Harvest cookbook somewhere on my desktop computer.

I think the worst recipe name is "lumpier lumpia."

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

drrockso20 posted:

so both the video and the full recipe on their site just calls this "Sausage In Pancakes", but hoo boy is it a whole can of worms we're getting into with this one;


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT0bsWQeIMY

https://www.chefclub.tv/en-us/recipes/original/d537c64b-24bc-4db2-9170-d75ef7161789/sausage-in-pancakes-the-sausage-is-in-the-pancakes/

I hate it, but it is an interesting idea.

I think it's also interesting how some people either get into the food video business without being able to afford a real kitchen or their real kitchen doesn't have enough space for cameras so they have to rely on hot plates.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


SlothfulCobra posted:

I hate it, but it is an interesting idea.

I think it's also interesting how some people either get into the food video business without being able to afford a real kitchen or their real kitchen doesn't have enough space for cameras so they have to rely on hot plates.

In all honesty I think it would've been ok without mac and cheese. In what world does mac and cheese go with sausage eggs and pancakes?

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
Not at all what I was expecting from the title, but it looks funny.

Sausage in pancakes is almost traditional where I grew up.
Fry some sliced sausage or ham in the pan, then cover with the pancake batter. Results in savoury pancakes which you fold around some cheese for a savoury pancake. Great as lazy first stage of a pancake dinner.
Those were German pancakes which are in the middle between crepes and American styylepancakes.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
Not sure what I can even comment here:

https://thetakeout.com/i-made-garth-s-breakfast-bowl-and-now-i-m-spiraling-1846909337

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

TontoCorazon posted:

In all honesty I think it would've been ok without mac and cheese. In what world does mac and cheese go with sausage eggs and pancakes?

Personally I'm thinking the better direction is to instead swap out the breakfast sausage for hamburger, and the pancake batter for corndog batter, maybe add some additional hamburger bits like pickles or caramelized onions or bacon(also "secret sauce" on the side instead of maple syrup) and you've got something you could sell at a carnival alongside a blooming onion

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Edgar Allen Ho posted:

as promised




That was my dinner/sole meal besides some protein powder and an apple yesterday

It was unbelievably good.

Toss in some refried beans next time for that extra authentic Canadian experience

Fruits of the sea
Dec 1, 2010


My biggest issue with this is that the linked recipe suggests you use 3 separate skillets and a pot (presumably a pot, it says prepare tortellini according to instructions and maybe you can get them from a can or something???) to prepare it which is just completely loving insane.

This is the kind of breakfast a 12 year old makes for their parents and requires an hour's cleaning in the kitchen post food-coma.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Fruits of the sea posted:

My biggest issue with this is that the linked recipe suggests you use 3 separate skillets and a pot (presumably a pot, it says prepare tortellini according to instructions and maybe you can get them from a can or something???) to prepare it which is just completely loving insane.

This is the kind of breakfast a 12 year old makes for their parents and requires an hour's cleaning in the kitchen post food-coma.

My mom needs like 2 forks and a bowl and a skillet and ??? just to make scrambled eggs so the amount of extra cooking poo poo you need to clean didn't even register for me.

Fruits of the sea
Dec 1, 2010

Desert Bus posted:

My mom needs like 2 forks and a bowl and a skillet and ??? just to make scrambled eggs so the amount of extra cooking poo poo you need to clean didn't even register for me.

I won't pretend I don't make a mess sometimes either, but the worst sin is that one of those 3 skillets is filled with delicious bacon/sausage fat for making hashbrowns and scrambled eggs. Heck fry the tortellini in it too.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Desert Bus posted:

My mom needs like 2 forks and a bowl and a skillet and ??? just to make scrambled eggs so the amount of extra cooking poo poo you need to clean didn't even register for me.

I mean i need a bowl, a fork, a frying pan, a butter knife or spoon, and a spatula or turner. This seems like the normal amount of dishes to make scrambled eggs?

I suppose you could cut back some by scooping the margarine or breaking a chunk off the butter with your fingers. And beating the eggs and milk together by swishing them around in your mouth. And if you have one of those glass top electric stoves you could eliminate the pan

Fruits of the sea
Dec 1, 2010

Skip the milk, mash the eggs up on the pan?

This reminds me of an old friend’s (terrible, goony) advice to me when I moved to college:
To save on washing dishes, use the handle of the knife to spread condiments once the blade is dirty :aaaaa:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
Not seeing the problem with that bread.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Honestly yeah, I think it looks spectacular

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Nana is a goddamn liar

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




LifeSunDeath posted:

Nana is a goddamn liar

Every old woman is a former young woman. Eat hot chip and lie.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Facebook Aunt posted:

Every old woman is a former young woman. Eat hot chip and lie.

i think back in the day it was eat butterscotch candy and lie.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w-58hQ9dLk&t=9s

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Ziv Zulander posted:

Toss in some refried beans next time for that extra authentic Canadian experience

lived in Canada my whole life and c'est quoi ca m'sieur?

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Ziv Zulander posted:

Toss in some refried beans next time for that extra authentic Canadian experience

I am sorry, this is either restricted to whatever region you're in or just your family.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
https://twitter.com/MrErnestOwens/status/1401639934767910914

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
I bit into a bit of glass accidentally once and it was gross and painful, grandma needs help

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

I love how there's a bite taken out of it, like you have to taste it before you decide that yes it's worth taking a picture.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005


I could see a grilled veggie hoagie being good but those vegetables have not been grilled.

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Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
It's vegetarian food dreamed up by someone who never has vegetables in their meals except as inedible garnish.

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