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Once the aliens realize that a majority of the world's population know they exist they will gently caress off to another planet. We aren't good research subjects when we're aware of the researchers' presence.
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Jun 10, 2021 00:02
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Google Butt posted:whats ur gut tell u Bezos. Don't want to ruin the party but It's Jeff bezos.
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Jun 10, 2021 00:02
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Horrorosaurus posted:All I know is I'd have to ignore tons of info, fill in blanks with "aliens" and get my facts from shady conspiracy sites in order to get a working ufo story. It's just too much work and seems desperate. You're ignoring tons of info by not reading the thread, go fill in those blanks
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Jun 10, 2021 00:02
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Horrorosaurus posted:They're just too vague still. I mean I'd have to take their word when it comes to speeds these objects travel heights and all. Which I could, but that would still leave me with the question "are they right?" or "can their equipment be 100% trusted?" even when I choose to believe there's not foul play in those recordings (which I do, to be clear). so you think it's a ship though
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Jun 10, 2021 00:02
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Horrorosaurus posted:Bezos. Don't want to ruin the party but It's Jeff bezos. drat Jeff's been flyin tictacs since the 50s? he really is otherworldly
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Jun 10, 2021 00:03
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Google Butt posted:drat Jeff's been flyin tictacs since the 50s? he really is otherworldly Jeff's tictac is a family heirloom 
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Jun 10, 2021 00:04
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Horrorosaurus posted:They're just too vague still. I mean I'd have to take their word when it comes to speeds these objects travel heights and all. Which I could, but that would still leave me with the question "are they right?" or "can their equipment be 100% trusted?" even when I choose to believe there's not foul play in those recordings (which I do, to be clear). no no. it’s important to remain critical. for sure it’s best to ere on the side of caution until they release more information. I’m baffled at the media push, myself, more than the actual events (extra dimensional beings would be pretty cool, but that’s just fun popcorn poo poo). so I’m left wondering what’s the intended goal of the messaging, which is all that matters in politics.
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Jun 10, 2021 00:04
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where the gently caress is the new content, corbell? release some more lovely videos let's go
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Jun 10, 2021 00:04
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They might also clean up after themselves before they leave by wiping the planet of complex life. Especially since we are tainted with knowledge.
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Jun 10, 2021 00:05
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It's not like we as humans save petri dishes from botched experiments, that poo poo is destroyed. Why would the aliens let us remain when we're already escaping the dish and now know it's possible to go airborne and visit other dishes? We're a huge liability at this point.
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Jun 10, 2021 00:11
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Google Butt posted:so you think it's a ship though Not necessarily.. like I said too vague still. but ok, if I had to pick yes/no right this second I'd pick "yes". if I were to believe there is something actually moving in those, other than an insect or a lens flare, which currently I would be inclined to believe. So sure, why not some sort of a drone or a ship but do I trust the readings on the meters etc would be a "not necessarily"
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Jun 10, 2021 00:12
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Horrorosaurus posted:Not necessarily.. like I said too vague still. but ok, if I had to pick yes/no right this second I'd pick "yes". if I were to believe there is something actually moving in those, other than an insect or a lens flare, which currently I would be inclined to believe. Lens flare wouldn't explain how they are detected by multiple sensors from multiple angled though, and I don't think radar gets lens flares. An insect? Really? These pilots have thousands of hours of airtime
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Jun 10, 2021 00:15
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Pooky posted:It's not like we as humans save petri dishes from botched experiments, that poo poo is destroyed. Why would the aliens let us remain when we're already escaping the dish and now know it's possible to go airborne and visit other dishes? maybe we do have weaponry to pwn them and they know but we don't.. yet
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Jun 10, 2021 00:15
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Delta-Wye posted:Jeff's tictac is a family heirloom Yes it's been established that jeff is a pod baby. His dad might have been cruising earlier on. Popoto posted:no no. it’s important to remain critical. for sure it’s best to ere on the side of caution until they release more information. I’m baffled at the media push, myself, more than the actual events (extra dimensional beings would be pretty cool, but that’s just fun popcorn poo poo). so I’m left wondering what’s the intended goal of the messaging, which is all that matters in politics. Yeah. It's interesting and I'd love to know what the end game is.
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Jun 10, 2021 00:16
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You could actually read the thread but tl; dr these observations are based on a lot more than individual "readings."
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Jun 10, 2021 00:16
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:Lens flare wouldn't explain how they are detected by multiple sensors from multiple angled though, and I don't think radar gets lens flares. An insect? Really? These pilots have thousands of hours of airtime Sorry for my english, it failed me here. I meant to say I'd believe the movement to be further away rather than choose to go with the insect/lens flare angle.
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Jun 10, 2021 00:18
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Popoto posted:no no. it’s important to remain critical. for sure it’s best to ere on the side of caution until they release more information. I’m baffled at the media push, myself, more than the actual events (extra dimensional beings would be pretty cool, but that’s just fun popcorn poo poo). so I’m left wondering what’s the intended goal of the messaging, which is all that matters in politics. Yeah this is more where I am, but worth growing conviction as more former presidents and mainstream news get in on it, and also testimony from a bunch of current and former pilots looking at the videos and going "yeah that's hosed up never seen that before" Horrorosaurus posted:Sorry for my english, it failed me here. I meant to say I'd believe the movement to be further away rather than choose to go with the insect/lens flare angle. Ah ok
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Jun 10, 2021 00:18
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Zisky posted:You could actually read the thread but tl; dr these observations are based on a lot more than individual "readings." I've read it and I don't see any hard facts anywhere that I would trust enough. If what can be read online sold the story I wouldn't be reading the thread I'd be reading the local newspaper as would hundreds of millions of other people around the world but that isn't the case.
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Jun 10, 2021 00:23
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Anyway this is way better than observing blurry videos of Donald Trump golfing so I hope there's more to come. But now its time for bed
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Jun 10, 2021 00:27
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Horrorosaurus posted:Zorg! bring me aiteee hoomans. Yes aaitee not fifteen or fiev you imbecile moron Zorg you sporgtastic grubknobber, I asked for the remulizer, not the rezumiler! Wrong! Do! It! Again!
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Jun 10, 2021 00:28
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Hodgepodge posted:possibly, but even math can potentially be approached in ways which might not be easily recognizable to us (iirc the story arrival was based on includes this detail) If someone had a laser pointer and had a close encounter with one of these things could you flash prime numbers at it? Or would that not work if they didn't use a base 10 number syatem? I am dumb at math
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Jun 10, 2021 00:34
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if I've learned anything from movies its that the way to defeat alien invasions is always the stupidest thing possible. in signs it was holy water. in mars attacks it was country music. in attack the block it was rude teens etc edit, in Independence Day it was a redneck crop duster. in battleship it was a battleship A MIRACLE has issued a correction as of 00:37 on Jun 10, 2021 |
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Jun 10, 2021 00:34
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OK baizuo posted:If someone had a laser pointer and had a close encounter with one of these things could you flash prime numbers at it? Or would that not work if they didn't use a base 10 number syatem? I am dumb at math idk. who has the pilot perspective cell phone video of the flashing orb ufo from Mexico, it was definitely emitting a pattern I just never counted the flashes
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Jun 10, 2021 00:35
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Google Butt posted:maybe we do have weaponry to pwn them and they know but we don't.. yet Most of the time we launch bits of metal at each other hoping to poke enough holes that the target stops functioning. Besides that we've found some substances that go from a solid to a gaseous state really fast and use it to smoosh things. I could see the aliens laugh off bullets and conventional explosives. Nukes though, they do a lot of really weird stuff besides smoosh.
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Jun 10, 2021 00:35
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OK baizuo posted:If someone had a laser pointer and had a close encounter with one of these things could you flash prime numbers at it? Or would that not work if they didn't use a base 10 number syatem? I am dumb at math the base used in a numbering system has nothing to do with whether an integer is prime or not
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Jun 10, 2021 00:39
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Pooky posted:They did really start getting nosy once the nukes came along. A lot of people think the aliens might have detected the nuclear tests and started visiting. Maybe instead they were always around and we started getting regular check-ins once we became a lethal threat. i like the nebulous idea that there are other fields making up reality than EM, but they are non-interactive so we don't know they are there other than noticing things like unaccounted for mass, etc. that is, non-interactive until you blow up a big ol' bomb 
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Jun 10, 2021 00:39
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A MIRACLE posted:idk. who has the pilot perspective cell phone video of the flashing orb ufo from Mexico, it was definitely emitting a pattern I just never counted the flashes Bullfrog posted:edit: this really is incredible vid, wow Pooky posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arYzpxR_4go
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Jun 10, 2021 00:45
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Rime posted:>125 points 7 years ago, last edited 7 years ago July 8th is my birthday lol
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Jun 10, 2021 00:54
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Rime posted:>125 points 7 years ago, last edited 7 years ago Inspector Hound posted:July 8th is my birthday lol my wife and I are going on vacation from the 9th to the 18th, so it sounds like the aliens are likely to disrupt one of our flights either way
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Jun 10, 2021 00:58
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^^i think they give you a refund for that^^Spergin Morlock posted:I tried to watch Raised by Wolves and stopped with a few episodes left in the season. It kinda sucks lol. No it's loving weird and awesome and you have to finish it
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Jun 10, 2021 01:07
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I don't think I've seen this one in here yet. Border Patrol footage. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6s5RwqnnLM Report posted:On April 25, 2013, at about 9:20 pm local time, an unknown object at low altitude flew
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Jun 10, 2021 01:15
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Pooky posted:one of these? Linked the top to my dad, his response is hot air balloon pilots deep fake
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Jun 10, 2021 01:15
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Pooky posted:one of these? the top one, yes thanks
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Jun 10, 2021 01:16
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Delta-Wye posted:i like the nebulous idea that there are other fields making up reality than EM, but they are non-interactive so we don't know they are there other than noticing things like unaccounted for mass, etc.  ?
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Jun 10, 2021 01:17
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Pooky posted:I don't think I've seen this one in here yet. Border Patrol footage. What the gently caress are these things
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Jun 10, 2021 01:19
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Spergin Morlock posted:the base used in a numbering system has nothing to do with whether an integer is prime or not Still dumb at math: check iirc the voyager probes used the vibrational frequency of hydrogen as a basis for the diagrams showing Earth's distance from various pulsars
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Jun 10, 2021 01:20
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:What the gently caress are these things https://www.uaptheory.com/#Dissecting_UAP_Footage im going to have to watch this show finally
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Jun 10, 2021 01:20
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Pooky posted:I don't think I've seen this one in here yet. Border Patrol footage. Pretty neat looking bubble/warping around that one
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Jun 10, 2021 01:22
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I think this is the first I've seen the size and velocity of a black triangle calculated by someone with a background that ostensibly would be able to do so, at least on NUFORC. I however do not have the background to check their napkin math, but maybe one of you fine folk do.quote:I must add to this report that I have an engineering background and a considerable experience in observing the sky (I was an amateurs junior astronomer while at the university). One thing that has begun to be abundantly clear to me digging through NUFORC reports over the past couple months is how pervasive and consistent black triangles sightings are across the world and over time. They're huge, they blot out the stars, and apparently theyre moving pretty fast for something as big as they appear to be without making noise.
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Jun 10, 2021 01:23
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A MIRACLE posted:the top one, yes thanks Just to be sure, you know the auto-focus is making it expand and shrink. That's not lens flare from flashing light.
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Jun 10, 2021 01:24
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