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Xenocides posted:Same. How's "it" going my fellow normal human person? Enjoying being a human on 3rd planet from Sol, doing regular human activities, right, my fellow human?
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Colonel Cancer posted:How's "it" going my fellow normal human person? Enjoying being a human on 3rd planet from Sol, doing regular human activities, right, my fellow human? Greetings fellow minimally sentient organism. It is fortunate that there are not much brighter superior aliens amongst us judging us for our stupidity isn’t it fellow barely-not-an-ape person. We should go eat a salad together made out of the unborn children of trees and dirt dwelling shrubs. Then enjoy a main serving of bovine remains that was only marginally less intelligent than we are. Then we can vote an orange sub-human in as our supreme leader and wear stupid looking red hats.
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Jun 13, 2021 23:12
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“Best friend” or “friendo” is pretty funny. As an Australian I have access to “mate” but it can be hard to wield in a way that people don’t (mis)interpret as belligerence. I use “matey” with people who I want to take the wind out and make them feel like tiny stupid dirt piles. “Valued client” is an excellent way to make clear to someone what I think of their intelligence in an unambiguous and unassailable way while dehumanising them down to their contract. If you use someone’s name to address them, you can do it a little more frequently than is needed for disambiguation that can be a very useful channel for emotional content, and it you wait a couple seconds like you forgot their name that’s a pretty good fish slap.
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Jun 13, 2021 23:31
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The first time a little kid called me 'Sir' I instantly aged forward 30 years and hair sprouted out of my ears and nose
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Jun 14, 2021 00:29
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Wow, people who say sir/ma'am are EXTREMELY precious people.
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Jun 14, 2021 00:41
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We use manners to show people we have respect for them. The kids today are quick to point out BUT I DONT AUTOMATICALLY FESPECT ANYONE but then are the first to admit their lives and everyone around them suck, and never make the connection.
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Jun 14, 2021 00:42
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GORDON posted:We use manners to show people we have respect for them. The kids today are quick to point out BUT I DONT AUTOMATICALLY FESPECT ANYONE but then are the first to admit their lives and everyone around them suck, and never make the connection. That poo poo, like most vacuous politeness, is just decorum and not actual respect. The amount of times people have been outwardly "polite" with their social rituals while being utter cocks in tone or behavior was virtually impossible to count while I worked retail. Young people these days have more respect for people who have been shat on traditionally and are less likely to practice superficially polite poo poo that doesn't communicate respect so much as a brainless adherence to social mores.
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Jun 14, 2021 00:48
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GORDON posted:We use manners to show people we have respect for them. The kids today are quick to point out BUT I DONT AUTOMATICALLY FESPECT ANYONE but then are the first to admit their lives and everyone around them suck, and never make the connection. Respect is earned, not given. You can be courteous and have manners while talking to your boss, even as you're filing a claim to hr with evidence of their law breaking. Assuming you weren't being festicious.
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Jun 14, 2021 00:51
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Someone: *is kind and polite* Goons: lol what the gently caress just tell everyone upon meeting them to suck and lick your fat rear end hole manners is all made up anyway
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Jun 14, 2021 00:56
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FoolyCharged posted:Nah, MDs stole the term. PHDs had it first. Anyone that insists being called Dr. Outside of a professional environment is either excited about finally getting done with school or a colossal wank to be avoided. I learned from watching ER that in england they call surgeons "mister" and doctors "doctor" but I also learned from watching Scrubs that surgeons are big knifey doofuses so I'm glad doctors stole the title.
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Jun 14, 2021 01:01
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If calling people sir pisses you off that badly then call people sirrah. If they don’t play dungeons and dragons they won’t know what it means. What it means is you’re of a higher social station than them, and you are speaking to your inferior. Alternately, suck it up you little drat bitches, it’s not even a thing.
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Jun 14, 2021 01:19
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we need to bring back "master" as a title like how Alfred calls Batman "Master Bruce" all the time even though Batman is like in his 40s or 50s.
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Jun 14, 2021 01:23
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*thinks saying sir/ma'am is bad* Replies: *creates a character who's only relevance to anything is its size relative to the bruise on their ego* You want to KILL people who say sir/ma'am!
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Jun 14, 2021 01:43
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I think sir and ma'am are old and kind of irrelevant but I'd rather be called either than "love" or "beautiful" or whatever. It's a sliding scale for greetings, and it goes pretty low!
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Jun 14, 2021 01:54
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Where does fuckface fit in?
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Jun 14, 2021 01:58
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FoolyCharged posted:Where does fuckface fit in? One better than calling somebody "sweetheart".
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Jun 14, 2021 02:06
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FoolyCharged posted:Where does fuckface fit in? it's what anyone from the south means when they say "well bless your heart"
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Jun 14, 2021 02:08
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FoolyCharged posted:Respect is earned, not given. You can be courteous and have manners while talking to your boss, even as you're filing a claim to hr with evidence of their law breaking. There are two kinds of respect. There is the kind you should give to everyone unless they really do something bad. Then there is the kind that has to be earned where you value the person’s counsel and want to help them. Abusers conflate the two to suggest that because they are generally owed the former they should get the latter too. They also often insist the latter is owed to family in perpetuity.
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Jun 14, 2021 02:09
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I call people "Cumblart Mallshart" Failing that I call them "Qyumztayn"
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Jun 14, 2021 03:25
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“Bitch” or “little bitch”
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Jun 14, 2021 03:49
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I call them cum receivers
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Jun 14, 2021 03:50
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To be clear, only when the moment calls for decorum
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Jun 14, 2021 03:51
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For younguns I call them seed of your house
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Fallen Hamprince posted:“Bitch” or “little bitch” Some guy at a dive bar took umbrage at me playfully referring to my dad as a little bitch one time. He threatened to beat the poo poo out of me for, I dunno, having a close relationship with my dad? I told him I would not hit him regardless of what he did to me. Suddenly my dad showed up from out of nowhere. He and the other barflies surrounded the dude like a white blood cell attacking a virus, and he was instantly gone. I’m now glad I put all my points into charisma.
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Jun 14, 2021 03:57
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Some guy at a dive bar took umbrage at me playfully referring to my dad as a little bitch one time. He threatened to beat the poo poo out of me for, I dunno, having a close relationship with my dad? I told him I would not hit him regardless of what he did to me. Suddenly my dad showed up from out of nowhere. He and the other barflies surrounded the dude like a white blood cell attacking a virus, and he was instantly gone. I’m now glad I put all my points into charisma. Good dad. Does he grill?
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Jun 14, 2021 05:32
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Vice President posted:I learned from watching ER that in england they call surgeons "mister" and doctors "doctor" but I also learned from watching Scrubs that surgeons are big knifey doofuses so I'm glad doctors stole the title. *mister five*
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Jun 14, 2021 05:57
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Saturday we were out shopping and as we were leaving a woman walked past me going towards the store and dropped a bracelet as she was fishing her mask out of her pocket. It dropped to the ground and she didn’t notice. I picked it up and said “ma’am?” a few times until she turned around and thanked me profusely and we went about our day. What the gently caress else am I supposed to say in that situation? “Hey!”? Just ignore it like an rear end in a top hat?
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:
https://i.imgur.com/JVRKjI2.mp4
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Jun 14, 2021 15:38
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Sir, I can't help you in anyway. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
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Jun 14, 2021 15:44
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Sir/Ma'am? More like Sirk ma'dick
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Jun 15, 2021 15:44
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Saturday we were out shopping and as we were leaving a woman walked past me going towards the store and dropped a bracelet as she was fishing her mask out of her pocket. It dropped to the ground and she didn’t notice. I picked it up and said “ma’am?” a few times until she turned around and thanked me profusely and we went about our day. Yo clumsy lady or you, female!
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Jun 15, 2021 16:22
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Hairless ape is a perfect gender neutral way to refer to people you meet.
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Jun 15, 2021 16:34
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Wishy-washy is a pretty good descriptor some times.
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Jun 15, 2021 16:41
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I am also impartial to "landlubber"
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Jun 15, 2021 16:44
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"citizen"
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Jun 15, 2021 16:45
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A Little Lord Fauntleroy I'd certainly consider death If i was called that
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Jun 15, 2021 16:47
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Listen, fat
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Jun 15, 2021 16:48
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Hen of the Woods LOL, instant death
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Jun 15, 2021 16:49
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I think instead of maam it should be naan, that is better, more tasty. Then for sir we have kaak, of course
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I insist on being called 'Daddy'
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