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# ? Jun 14, 2021 04:13 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 23:08 |
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i just ran fourteen million simulations to see if there were any where we beat thanos wow thats awesome did you learn anything important that might be useful in the battle thats starting in like half an hour not really no
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 04:27 |
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Speaking of Cape movies, when did they become so sexless? Disney, I get, but I remember the 90s Batman movies and Returns and Forever were horny as gently caress!
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 05:28 |
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Forceholy posted:Speaking of Cape movies, when did they become so sexless? i think this topic has been discussed in this very thread before. somebody noted that movies becoming more sexless coincided with internet porn becoming widely available. it seems plausible that people don't need to see hornt up poo poo in their movies if they can just watch porn at home similarly, the erotic thriller has pretty much completely died
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 06:12 |
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Forceholy posted:Speaking of Cape movies, when did they become so sexless? disney. although re: the above, an erotic thriller would get me way hornier than an actual porno at this point because there might be flirting and sexual tension that isn't immediately released in it
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 06:24 |
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new show on hbomax called Hacks, about comedy writing. first ep is free on the site. i'm really enjoying it so far
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 06:37 |
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The last superhero movie with sex was Hancock and he cummed so hard he blew a hole in a roof. And that was a deleted scene.
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 06:41 |
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It depends, watchmen is all about sex and repression In moss Supes and Lois make out after saving the worl - sorry, I mean deliberately allowing people and property to be destroyed due to low Care levels In Beavis they get it on in a bathtub, while batfleck has a model in his bed with a bunch of wine bottles and painkillers but likely he was too impotent so they just cuddled while he cried about his dumb dad I remember the first ctpn America being really horny but it's all unfulfilled iirc Swamp thing has Adrienne Barbeau, so even the censored yankee version is hot af Constantine is too committed to being miserable to gently caress, probably why everyone wants to gently caress him especially Satan
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 06:45 |
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we've been burning through the star treks during quarantine and just started Enterprise season 3, and the escalation of EXPLOSIONS AND TITS AND MARINES is a tad concerning. was surprisingly fun until now also everyone's behavior has gotten more extreme. Archer's screaming at everyone and T'pol has gone from cold and sardonic to either making doe eyes or looking like she was crying between takes i assume this is Rick Berman's fault Durf has issued a correction as of 07:02 on Jun 14, 2021 |
# ? Jun 14, 2021 06:59 |
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Been watching a lot of Jean Claude van damme lately and I think part of the reason movies have less sex in them is that it's now gauche to have exactly one female character who's there to establish that the protagonist isn't gay
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 08:15 |
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Farm Frenzy posted:Been watching a lot of Jean Claude van damme lately and I think part of the reason movies have less sex in them is that it's now gauche to have exactly one female character who's there to establish that the protagonist isn't gay Nah lots of movies still go out of their way to prove the protagonist is definitely straight.
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 09:12 |
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Forceholy posted:Speaking of Cape movies, when did they become so sexless? they stopped letting the gay man be a director
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 12:02 |
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Blood Boils posted:It depends, watchmen is all about sex and repression I don't think Constantine or even Swamp Thing classify as your standard cape fare.
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 12:20 |
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The arrowverse characters gently caress, but that is CW.
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 12:25 |
The MCU movies is pretty much only beefcake and suprisingly little cheesecake compared to the comics.
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 12:38 |
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People have been writing about how sexless movies are for a while, esp wrt Marvel movies. I haven't read this one, but it's one of many: https://www.themarysue.com/loki-marvel-movies-sexless/ It is weird though, right? I think there's a general trend toward prudishness among corporations and younger people that's going to make us look weird in time.
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 12:50 |
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Aglet56 posted:i only saw it once but i was really underwhelmed by the first kingsman movie; the fight scene in the church, which seemed to be the big setpiece that everyone liked, just seemed like a throwback to the mid-2000s in the worst way: Kingsman owns, and all of this is intentional. The Westboro Baptist Church guys aren't antagonists, they're chosen targets for a weapons test by Silicon Valley Lib Samuel Jackson, exactly because Libs feel morally justified in letting these people die (just as they feel morally justified in letting antivaxxers die now). And to Samuel Jackson's mind, he's not really killing them anyway. He can't even stand to see the blood. If people liked the fight scene then they may be hosed in the head. It wasn't likable, and that's the point. This puts this super well (and the whole piece is really worth reading, although sorry for the all caps). https://birthmoviesdeath.com/2015/07/17/film-crit-hulk-smash-kingsman-and-the-maybe-genius-of-non-winking-satire Film Crit Hulk - KINGSMAN And The Maybe-Genius Of Non-Winking Satire posted:7. MEANINGLESS VIOLENCE
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 13:01 |
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Forceholy posted:Speaking of Cape movies, when did they become so sexless?
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 13:45 |
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i hate the all caps gimmick because hes making a serious argument look cartoonish for no reason yes i appreciate the irony of my making that particular point the difference is my shitposts are for free i wouldnt expect to actually publish this crap anywhere without editing it to include proper punctuation
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 13:59 |
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Yeah, even he's given up the gimmick and just writes normal reviews now. But the point stands: Kingsmen rules and is one of the most class conscious movies to come out in years. It makes me sad every time it flies over people's heads.
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 14:03 |
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They're less horny because capitalism realized movies don't have to bend over backwards to prove their heroes aren't gay. The Red Letter Media thing of "the case of the not gays" really did become obsolete.
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 14:11 |
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Also seems like a problem that as movies become increasingly international the list of offensive content grows. If you have something that's fine in the US but offensive in China, or vice versa, they'll just cut it because they have no artistic vision and are simply trying to cash in.
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 14:17 |
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Not sure how Avatar fits into this trend though tbh
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 14:22 |
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Fitzy Fitz posted:Not sure how Avatar fits into this trend though tbh James Cameron made enough off Titanic to not care.
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 14:25 |
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Fitzy Fitz posted:Also seems like a problem that as movies become increasingly international the list of offensive content grows. If you have something that's fine in the US but offensive in China, or vice versa, they'll just cut it because they have no artistic vision and are simply trying to cash in. theres little to no evidence the chinese market or any other international market significantly cares about that stuff theyre just used as a convenient bogeyman to xenophobically justify unpopular decisions by hollywood reminder that they used to use china as their excuse for not using minority actors because chinese people are so racist but that arguments lost a lot of plausibility now that anyone can look up box office figures and see that fast and the furious is the most popular american franchise there
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 14:27 |
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someone sincerely posted Film Crit Hulk lmao
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 14:32 |
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Some Guy TT posted:theres little to no evidence the chinese market or any other international market significantly cares about that stuff theyre just used as a convenient bogeyman to xenophobically justify unpopular decisions by hollywood I think you’re right generally but why did they cut out the lesbian kiss from RoS for China
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 14:34 |
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they actually didnt https://comicbook.com/starwars/news/star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-spoilers-lgbt-kiss-scene-china-censored/ http://gomag.com/article/the-lesbian-kiss-in-star-wars-has-been-censored-in-two-countries/ if youre just reading those article names and going wtf some guy tt it says right there it was censored in china well misleading headlines like that are probably why you think it was censored there was also ridiculously disproportionate coverage of it being censored in singapore a country whose censorship is almost never reported on in english solely so the entertainment press could keep this impression alive in the headlines after they were forced to admit it didnt actually happen in china
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 14:45 |
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lmao yeah it actually was 100% the headlines that made me think that. thank u American media
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 14:47 |
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Still p sure a huge part is simply that internet porn becoming a thing meant that movies having titty shots to get teens to watch them is just downright quaint, everyone stopped pretending they cared, and turns out most of Hollywood's sexuality was blatant pandering to what they thought an audience who would have genuine difficulty getting porn would want.
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 15:50 |
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yeah but HBO never really gave up on “let’s get some tits and dongs in there.” I think it’s mostly to due with trying to stay PG-13
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 15:57 |
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sex on tv means you’re “serious” while in movies it means the opposite
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 16:29 |
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Some Guy TT posted:theres little to no evidence the chinese market or any other international market significantly cares about that stuff theyre just used as a convenient bogeyman to xenophobically justify unpopular decisions by hollywood I phrased it poorly, but what I mean is that the broader your audience the more you have to appeal to, even if you're just talking about a larger slice of the US market. That's not to say that broadly appealing movies have to be bad, but Disney is in the business of cranking out as much mass-market crap as they can, which is surely contributing to how bland and cookie cutter they all are. Cookie cutter movies can still feature sex though, so idk. But the Christians won't watch them.
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 16:30 |
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Organic Lube User posted:I don't think Constantine or even Swamp Thing classify as your standard cape fare. True, they're actually good lol
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 16:32 |
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Some Guy TT posted:so im leaving infinity war on the background on cable and i just realized you dont even have to go to endgame to find support for supermechagodzillas doctor strange deliberately murders tony stark theory of the movie in the battle that literally happens right after doctor strange is looking at alternate futures theyve got thanos pinned down and starlord fucks it up by melting down when he realizes that gamora is dead That was my theory, my only contribution to film discourse ever so I'm gonna keep ownership of it
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 16:33 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Still p sure a huge part is simply that internet porn becoming a thing meant that movies having titty shots to get teens to watch them is just downright quaint, everyone stopped pretending they cared, and turns out most of Hollywood's sexuality was blatant pandering to what they thought an audience who would have genuine difficulty getting porn would want. I think that's a part of it: modern film isn't sexless, old films had a lot of blatant pandering. See "Bond girls", the teen sex comedy, the 'erotic thriller', the saxophone-backed sex scene in almost every 80s film. It's almost laughable how obvious the thinking was.
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 16:38 |
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mastershakeman posted:That was my theory, my only contribution to film discourse ever so I'm gonna keep ownership of it ok fine ill call it the mastershakeman theory when referencing it on the forum otherwise im just going to pretend i came up with it on my own as usual
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 16:39 |
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https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/1403886065505607683 it took me way too long to realize that indigi was referencing rise of skywalker and not revenge of the sith for this exact reason lol
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 16:47 |
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lol
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 16:48 |
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this is a convenient way to compartmentalize it by the way because now i can call the steve rogers is a rapist thought experiment the supermechagodzilla infinity wars theory and not have to worry about mixing them up
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 16:49 |