Valko posted:

So THAT is why porn video titles don't really have anything in common with what's on the video. You didn't happen to see a hoverboard or a t-rex in your thumbnails?

Ratjaculation posted:

asl?

Gresh posted:

no male pornstar is gonna go anywhere near a hair loss prevention regiment that fucks with hormones

when you're source of income is about the size of your dick, quality of your boner, and how long you can keep it hard on camera before nutting, you're not gonna gently caress with finasteride

crispix posted:

if you're a bottom guy in porn your peen doesn't matter so much

bloodysabbath posted:

I’ve always wondered: How does the industry stay afloat? Like who is actually paying for porn?

I get it if you have some kind of insanely niche combo fetish that’s not on tubes or torrents, or if you want a custom clip made where the girl says your name/reads a script like some kind of smut Cameo, but beyond that, I can no more imagine paying for jerking material than I could imagine paying for air - it’s all around us, good luck trying to put a meter on it.

The only hypothesis I can think of is it must be like F2P games, where a surprisingly tiny number of people spend money, but those who do spend a ton. In F2P they’re literally called whales. In porn, simps.

Valko posted:

I remember an AMA thread here years ago from some people who worked in porn shops. There was a story about some guy who would buy or rent 3 movies a night and they were all 3 hour plus compilations. The guy working behind the counter said he remembered the guy panicked - like really was about to flip out like a Karen - when he couldn't find any new stuff or the 3 for the price of one deal was off.

I'm just saying, like the poster above me it can be an addiction - but you can get addicted to anything. You just need more and more and stronger stuff - I bet that guy wasn't looking at softcore porn. And that seems to be where the problem lies. I made it no secret that I'm something of an addict too. I used to be content with a few beers and a glass of spirits. It wasn't long before it became a bottle a night or more. I once drank 3 bottles of gin in one day.

Anyway, fun porn fact: The average length of time someone views a porn film in a hotel room? 11 minutes.

Valko posted:

Anyway, fun porn fact: The average length of time someone views a porn film in a hotel room? 11 minutes.

Mooey Cow posted:

I thought the average was 4 minutes. This is very unsettling.

Valko posted:

Anyway, fun porn fact: The average length of time someone views a porn film in a hotel room? 11 minutes.

Rockman Reserve posted:

there's a lot of damaging, unhealthy porn out there like there's a lot of damaging and unhealthy other media but i always find the super puritanical people getting all up in arms about FOR THE CHILDRENNNNNNNN~~~ really weird, as if you can't go to google right now and see thousands of pictures of twilight sparkle voring daphne and velma while pregnant shrek looks on in the background and instantly understand what heavily repressing sexuality does to a growing mind

Ratjaculation posted:

sex gifs

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I have to wonder if images of Christ naked on the cross have resulted in numerous BDSM fetishes.

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I have to wonder if images of Christ naked on the cross have resulted in numerous BDSM fetishes.

Rockman Reserve posted:

there's a lot of damaging, unhealthy porn out there like there's a lot of damaging and unhealthy other media but i always find the super puritanical people getting all up in arms about FOR THE CHILDRENNNNNNNN~~~ really weird, as if you can't go to google right now and see thousands of pictures of twilight sparkle voring daphne and velma while pregnant shrek looks on in the background and instantly understand what heavily repressing sexuality does to a growing mind

Big Beef City posted:

I don't give a hot gay gently caress what you think.

Rockman Reserve posted:

there's a lot of damaging, unhealthy porn out there like there's a lot of damaging and unhealthy other media but i always find the super puritanical people getting all up in arms about FOR THE CHILDRENNNNNNNN~~~ really weird, as if you can't go to google right now and see thousands of pictures of twilight sparkle voring daphne and velma while pregnant shrek looks on in the background and instantly understand what heavily repressing sexuality does to a growing mind

Colonel Cancer posted:

Is this the thread for weirdo goons to out their hosed up fetishes in an attempt to appear urbane and modern

Pajser posted:

Some day soon, porn and social media will merge. no one will survive lmao

Colonel Cancer posted:

Is this the thread for weirdo goons to out their hosed up fetishes in an attempt to appear urbane and modern

Colonel Cancer posted:

Is this the thread for weirdo goons to out their hosed up fetishes in an attempt to appear urbane and modern

OMFG FURRY posted:

i like big titties more than small titties, but that doesn't mean i dislike the small titties

Mrs. Dash posted:

Have u not discovered snap chat premiums and tiktok thirst trap challenges?

bloodysabbath posted:

OF and Snapchat are the modern day version of the sad sacks that would go to a strip club and report that, no, see, they have a ~connection~ with the stripper, that she *really likes them.*

Pimpcasso posted:

Rip to your bastard stripper brother nigmae

Cheesus posted:

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I thought my dad was one of those guys, but he ended up knocking the lady up and she wanted to get married, so he wasn't lying. I assume she had an abortion when he said no. God, that sounds a lot less funny and more upsetting after typing it out. But it's already been typed, and the backspace key is so far away...

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I feel like being made to wear a mask in a porno scene should be a deal breaker. It's basically the director saying they think you have an ugly face. Not to mention the whole loving GROSS IT'S ET thing.