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Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011


lmao

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ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011

insane anime posted:

so MindGeek is a creeper but I respect the product they made. micro dick leading to/also early erectile dysfunction sucks for people that like jacking off can feel "huh, I guess I can't do that anymore" (or type, or write, or do anything with the dick )

I try to avoid jerking off because serious arthritis is in my family . Yep, I was the monster that preferred this fine controller because it fit up my rear end.




edit: oh wait, I need to add something funny. uuhhhhhh



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ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011

stfu

Ruffini
Oct 2, 2018

insane anime posted:

so MindGeek is a creeper but I respect the product they made. micro dick leading to/also early erectile dysfunction sucks for people that like jacking off can feel "huh, I guess I can't do that anymore" (or type, or write, or do anything with the dick )

I try to avoid jerking off because serious arthritis is in my family . Yep, I was the monster that preferred this fine controller because it fit up my rear end.




edit: oh wait, I need to add something funny. uuhhhhhh



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Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3642187&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post430862523

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011


You Gain Lore

Brasseye
Feb 13, 2009

insane anime posted:

so MindGeek is a creeper but I respect the product they made. micro dick leading to/also early erectile dysfunction sucks for people that like jacking off can feel "huh, I guess I can't do that anymore" (or type, or write, or do anything with the dick )

I try to avoid jerking off because serious arthritis is in my family . Yep, I was the monster that preferred this fine controller because it fit up my rear end.




edit: oh wait, I need to add something funny. uuhhhhhh



(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020


Plutonis posted:

You Gain Lore

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
Oh yeah…. THAT happened

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

insane anime posted:

so MindGeek is a creeper but I respect the product they made. micro dick leading to/also early erectile dysfunction sucks for people that like jacking off can feel "huh, I guess I can't do that anymore" (or type, or write, or do anything with the dick )

I try to avoid jerking off because serious arthritis is in my family . Yep, I was the monster that preferred this fine controller because it fit up my rear end.




edit: oh wait, I need to add something funny. uuhhhhhh



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rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

New Thing just happened

https://twitter.com/aitaikimochi/status/1404173425455689733?s=20

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009


Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011


lmfao

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

lol

Sleng Teng
May 3, 2009

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

I got the tude now
Jul 22, 2007

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

we know what you're thinking, this new Final Fantasy protagonist is a total loving epic badass. But you probably have some unanswered questions...namely, do the side characters ALSO think that the player character is epic?

Good news gamers, Famitsu has the scoop...

AverySpecialfriend
Jul 8, 2017

by Hand Knit

que sera sera
Aug 4, 2006

Spoderman
Aug 2, 2004


lol

Ruffini
Oct 2, 2018

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007

AverySpecialfriend
Jul 8, 2017

by Hand Knit

"Where do you work out?"
"At the trusting Jack's fighting power."

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

AverySpecialfriend posted:

"Where do you work out?"
"At the trusting Jack's fighting power."

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Weaknesses:
  • Will heal Jack instead of self when both are wounded
  • Cannot act in initiative before Jack
  • Experiences obscured vision ailment when the Foo Fighters "My Hero" plays and Jack and close by.

Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

Bicyclops posted:

Weaknesses:
  • Will heal Jack instead of self when both are wounded
  • Cannot act in initiative before Jack
  • Experiences obscured vision ailment when the Foo Fighters "My Hero" plays and Jack and close by.

lmao

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Bicyclops posted:

Weaknesses:
  • Will heal Jack instead of self when both are wounded
  • Cannot act in initiative before Jack
  • Experiences obscured vision ailment when the Foo Fighters "My Hero" plays and Jack and close by.

lmao

I got the tude now
Jul 22, 2007
lmfao best thread on the forum right now

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

Jack’s Iconic Enamored Friends

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3701266&pagenumber=8#post441745595 lmfao

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

what the hell

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011


lmfao good lord

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

Spoderman
Aug 2, 2004


lmao

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AverySpecialfriend
Jul 8, 2017

by Hand Knit
Dynamic friend testicles, they shrink in cold weather
Name your friend
You can scold or praise your friend
Whistle radius grows when the friend bond grows
Friend equipment is fully customizable, from the saddle that has golden pins to the hair
A Dutch preview said they put dreadlocks in the hair of their friend
Friends poo poo dynamically
Walk your friend around
Jump from your friend onto a moving train
Brush your friends. Jack makes remarks about the friend depending on the friends gender
Store friends in stables so you have more backup friends
Friends die and can't be resurrected
Tell a friend to flee to spare it's life
Friends kick behind them. In one preview they even killed a man
Friends have personalities
Friends move sideways
Friends can learn tricks

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