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sharknado slashfic)
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The tall whites - they call themselves that, not me - they say we need to fight the anunaki. Ok, fine. I say "we'll do whatever we have to do to, but what do we get out of it?" And these tall whites - their words! - they say
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Jun 16, 2021 03:39
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the cool part is that we're not getting closure either way! we all need a little excitement in our lives so i'm letting myself get hype and roll around in this like a pig in poo poo, and i think the possibility of these being real and non-human is actually substantial, but we'll probably have to be content with a vague 'things exist wdk' and not enough public evidence to confirm or debunk anything
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Jun 16, 2021 03:40
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Wheeee posted:love that it's still just the navy and fbi, gonna be full disclosure of everything they got, which amounts to some visual and radar data showing these things exist and little else, but which mollifies the executive branch; meanwhile the us air force continues treating the issue as a joke and/or demons while also having a dozen alien craft in various stages of reverse engineering that nobody goes looking for EBE-1, when asked by the air force about the tic tacs: "Oh, you've seen those too? Weird, right? Yeah, no clue what those are. Anyway, so the secret to faster than light travel is..."
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Jun 16, 2021 03:40
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mycomancy posted:Pardon? a zeta took my baby!
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Jun 16, 2021 03:41
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And listen here, Skinny Bob, I know all about strawberry icecream. And the Tibetan ding dong music, and ... I know! Don't tell me, man - get out of here!
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Jun 16, 2021 03:45
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lol
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Jun 16, 2021 03:57
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSFM-IIkbrA
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Jun 16, 2021 03:59
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Mecha Gojira posted:EBE-1, when asked by the air force about the tic tacs: "Oh, you've seen those too? Weird, right? Yeah, no clue what those are. Anyway, so the secret to faster than light travel is..." there are in fact not only multiple different operators involved in UAP over the millennia but also entirely different tiers of civilizations: - subluminal unaware von neumann probes which stuck around to continue observing and recording after sending off new copies thousands of years ago, collecting data which will never be seen by anyone - superluminal sapient life that was once similar to ourselves, constructed of the same elements with the same laws of physics which govern life on earth. these are the so-called galactic federation spoken of by high-level retired officials, though 'galactic federation' gives a wrong impression of their civilization and their intent; these aliens see us not as potential peers but as a curiosity to be studied until it either dies or becomes a nuisance needing to be exterminated - higher-dimensional beings who have no interest in any of the technology or material works of little pissbaby three-dimensional beings, they're just here because earth is a fount of psychic energy - literally jesus christ and he is not happy at how things have gone down
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Jun 16, 2021 04:03
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:Piss tape wasn’t real and I’m not about to go through all that again. My heart can only be broken so many times. blasphemy. the piss tape -IS- real
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Jun 16, 2021 04:05
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biden to aliens: we come in penis... d-goddammit!
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Jun 16, 2021 04:07
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We have fun here
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Jun 16, 2021 04:10
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Jun 16, 2021 04:12
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I've always liked that one
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Jun 16, 2021 04:21
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this is exactly the same as one i saw in 1992 in Queen City, Texas.
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Jun 16, 2021 04:23
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI-PTaOauRc&t=10s
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Jun 16, 2021 04:23
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WEH posted:I've always liked that one There's a map for that: 
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Jun 16, 2021 04:31
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 I went by this sign one time and there was a horse tied to it
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Jun 16, 2021 04:36
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Hatebag posted:
an offering, how kind
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Jun 16, 2021 04:43
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Wheeee posted:there are in fact not only multiple different operators involved in UAP over the millennia but also entirely different tiers of civilizations: the luminous orbs are all thetans, hth
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Jun 16, 2021 04:46
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Turns out we're the von neumann probes but we hosed up real bad and need to be reset by the orb masters 
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Jun 16, 2021 05:04
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:Piss tape wasn’t real 
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Jun 16, 2021 05:08
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humans are an ancient spacefaring race, and humanity on earth is an experiment to see how hosed up and stupid we are
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Jun 16, 2021 05:13
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Ratios and Tendency posted:What if humans' racial ability is cool sex and all the other species are doing lame poo poo like throwing sperm sacks at the female and then running away like spiders do. doctor sex cake had become too powerful  
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Jun 16, 2021 05:38
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJSQez3ke-s
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Jun 16, 2021 05:39
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blink, blink edit: neat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ff1xZNddQIE&list=PL1454C871973E6677 Delta-Wye has issued a correction as of 05:50 on Jun 16, 2021 |
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Jun 16, 2021 05:46
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPAYbbGLYlE lmao the internet owns 
Pooky has issued a correction as of 06:09 on Jun 16, 2021 |
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Jun 16, 2021 05:55
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Wheeee posted:love that it's still just the navy and fbi, gonna be full disclosure of everything they got, which amounts to some visual and radar data showing these things exist and little else, but which mollifies the executive branch; meanwhile the us air force continues treating the issue as a joke and/or demons while also having a dozen alien craft in various stages of reverse engineering that nobody goes looking for I am 100% willing to believe this, the navy has always cleared the low, low bar of being the most competent service "But what about the ships that melt in salt water," you ask? I did say low bar.
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Jun 16, 2021 05:57
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPb-_fUp2ME
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Jun 16, 2021 06:03
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My dad said, and I quote, "Chief Day should put down the pipe"
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Jun 16, 2021 06:04
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in terms of UFO sightings, the ones i like the most are the ones that just go all-out. funny splotches in the sky, not as interesting. more: i'm a farmer who saw a flying saucer spinning in my field and then an alien walked out of the saucer and then the alien looked at me i'm thinking, yeah, that probably happened
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Jun 16, 2021 06:05
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt5GsfNcDzA
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Jun 16, 2021 06:09
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:in terms of UFO sightings, the ones i like the most are the ones that just go all-out. funny splotches in the sky, not as interesting. more: i'm a farmer who saw a flying saucer spinning in my field and then an alien walked out of the saucer and then the alien looked at me goddamn, now i want some loving pancakes
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Jun 16, 2021 06:14
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Pooky posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPAYbbGLYlE
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Jun 16, 2021 06:14
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if the aliens can move in ways that defy our understandings of physics, can they also hear my near constant internal cries for deliverance?
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Jun 16, 2021 06:24
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEK3YC_BKTI
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Jun 16, 2021 06:30
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT87Vd3YMVc&t=7s
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Jun 16, 2021 06:31
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5HDbBm6doU&t=12s
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Jun 16, 2021 06:33
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocp8jc50u1c
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Jun 16, 2021 06:40
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the beings inhabiting lake baikal are absolutely horrifying https://youtu.be/fz8rQVNj-2s
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Jun 16, 2021 06:42
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tekne what do you make of this report: http://www.nuforc.org/webreports/063/S63074.html
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Jun 16, 2021 06:49
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