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Fungah! posted:every treasure chest in gamer hell has a piece of gear that you just spent all your cash on in the previous town 
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Hell is: afterlife; torture-grade eternal punishment; sin-blended, multi-mode competitive suffering; meta-growth, no choice + epic demon Heroes!
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Jun 18, 2021 19:47
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the cutscenes are unskippable, the controls are motion, and the soundtrack is the macarena
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Jun 18, 2021 20:02
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In this circle of gamer hell, you're a child again and you just got a console for Christmas. But you can't play until everyone else finishes opening their presents.... and they never will! 
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Jun 18, 2021 20:03
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I would easily adapt.
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Jun 18, 2021 20:28
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David Cage addresses the team at RGG after being hired as Creative Director
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Jun 18, 2021 22:01
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Jun 18, 2021 22:27
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genesis mortal kombat 3 with the 3 button controller
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Jun 18, 2021 22:32
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todd howard wearing plastic demon horns & a glue-on goatee: See that pit of lava? You can be thrown into it
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Jun 18, 2021 22:33
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Every first party sony and microsoft studio but theyre all on one big layer of EPIC pggers gamer hell
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Jun 18, 2021 22:42
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Every demon, devil, malicious spirit and abyssal dweller from every religion come in with everything for a HUGE eternal punishment
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Jun 18, 2021 22:47
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Every demon, devil, malicious spirit and abyssal dweller from every religion come in with everything for a HUGE eternal punishment lol
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Jun 18, 2021 22:55
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Midway upon the playthrough of our game I found myself within a sewer level stuck, For the critical path had been lost. Ah me! how hard a thing it is to say That was this sequence scripted, bugged, and broke, Which in the very thought resets the console.
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Jun 18, 2021 22:55
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Devil: well, well, well...Looks like someone has gifted you a copy of Killing Floor 2, it would be rude to not play a round or two with him.
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Jun 18, 2021 23:12
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Plebian Parasite posted:Devil: well, well, well...Looks like someone has gifted you a copy of Killing Floor 2, it would be rude to not play a round or two with him. lmao
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Jun 18, 2021 23:14
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Still laughing at the Inferno. Which circle of hell? Same with your previous canto, sir.
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Jun 18, 2021 23:20
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You’re finally here… your eternal reward after a lifetime of righteous gaming. Surrounded by endless shelves, filled with all the best games past, present and future. But as you peer closer… what’s this red banner on the corner of each box? 
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Jun 18, 2021 23:21
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You can play whatever game you want for free but it spawns a backseat gamer 3inches from your ears and he smells like poo poo
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Jun 18, 2021 23:22
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Jun 18, 2021 23:26
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strapped to a chair with your eyes forced open Clockwork Orange-style as Satan cackles and plays every GDQ on loop for eternity
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Every demon, devil, malicious spirit and abyssal dweller from every religion come in with everything for a HUGE eternal punishment
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Jun 18, 2021 23:30
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symbolic posted:strapped to a chair with your eyes forced open Clockwork Orange-style as Satan cackles and plays every GDQ on loop for eternity and behind you, cackling through their halitosis, is every something awful poster with the horny squid kid and Isabelle avatars.
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Every demon, devil, malicious spirit and abyssal dweller from every religion come in with everything for a HUGE eternal punishment
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Jun 18, 2021 23:37
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you pick up your B0XX and start trying to play, but someone has remapped the controls… you wavedash once and shriek in agony as blood begins spraying from your shattered hands
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Jun 18, 2021 23:37
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Beelzebub is a perfect example of the classic “Dark Triad” personality
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Jun 18, 2021 23:38
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Beelzebub is a perfect example of the classic “Dark Triad” personality lmao
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Jun 18, 2021 23:39
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Yes, that quote was unfortunately from Belial, Lord of Lies, most elusive of the seven Evils and master of deceit, but i think you’ll find
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Jun 18, 2021 23:41
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Sub-Actuality posted:Yes, that quote was unfortunately from Belial, Lord of Lies, most elusive of the seven Evils and master of deceit, but i think you’ll find
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Jun 18, 2021 23:43
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Plebian Parasite posted:Devil: well, well, well...Looks like someone has gifted you a copy of Killing Floor 2, it would be rude to not play a round or two with him. lol
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Jun 18, 2021 23:56
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Plebian Parasite posted:Devil: well, well, well...Looks like someone has gifted you a copy of Killing Floor 2, it would be rude to not play a round or two with him.
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Jun 18, 2021 23:59
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Being forced to play Evolve with the three people you hate most
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Hell is: afterlife; torture-grade eternal punishment; sin-blended, multi-mode competitive suffering; meta-growth, no choice + epic demon Heroes! Pablo Nergigante posted:Every demon, devil, malicious spirit and abyssal dweller from every religion come in with everything for a HUGE eternal punishment lmfao
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Jun 19, 2021 00:02
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Plebian Parasite posted:Devil: well, well, well...Looks like someone has gifted you a copy of Killing Floor 2, it would be rude to not play a round or two with him.
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Jun 19, 2021 00:02
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In gamer hell you’re forced to use the lovely third party controller with the hosed up loose sticks
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Jun 19, 2021 00:05
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you can post in all your favorite gaming threads in Hell, and would you look at that, many of their hits have just been featured in the illustrious PYF.
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Jun 19, 2021 00:10
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Your soul has just been damned no matter what religion you are!
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Jun 19, 2021 00:10
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Chuck Buried Treasure posted:Your soul has just been damned no matter what religion you are! Lol
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Forced to watch Billy Mitchell cheat for all eternity but can’t report it
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