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this is the newest best thing to do and i'll tell you why here's why. self-care: be the best you with the best teeth you got. cancel all your meetings all day to clean em up and feel like a million bucks. relationships: whether you're already in a committed relationship or looking for that special someone, your romantic prospects can only improve now that you cancelled your meetings all day to have the freshest cleanest teeth office politics: remind your boss of your invaluable contributions to your team by making them feel your absence in every single meeting while you brush your teeth all day environmentalism: canceling all your meetings all day to brush your teeth seems pretty environmentally sound as long as you don't run your sink the whole time. maybe turn off the bathroom light too. use your window buddy economy: put some old-guard dentists out of business by canceling all your meetings to brush your teeth and they'll say "WOW your teeth are too clean, time to go out of business" then they'll have to open up some new other business that will succeed and employ tons of people ethical consumption: you're mostly not engaging with the myriad exploitative systems of capitalism while you cancel your meetings all day to brush your teeth other than using toothpaste i guess. just don't buy evil toothpaste and you're p much set fitness/athletic ability: you can click the mouse button really hard to cancel all your meetings all day to brush your teeth. then you can jog in place while you brush your teeth frump truck fucked around with this message at 01:25 on Jun 19, 2021 |
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%100, but Brush those mfs softlike, make sure there is no gum recidivism |
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Jun 18, 2021 20:50
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INCLUSIVITY CORNER: if you dont have any teeth you can get some teeth from a graveyard and then cancel all your meetings all day to brush those (stated benefits may vary) |
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Jun 19, 2021 01:35
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Cancelling my teeth so I can go to meetings all day. |
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Jun 19, 2021 07:32
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Escape From Noise posted:Cancelling my teeth so I can go to meetings all day. bad to the bone |
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Jun 19, 2021 14:44
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teeth arent bones but close enough |
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