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zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Trader Joe's used to sell a bag of miscellaneous hot peppers that were the perfect size and spiciness to grill with your hot dog and then envelop the hot dog before you put the whole thing in the bun. My wife still hasn't forgiven them for stopping selling the bag of misc hot peppers.

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Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

doomisland posted:

peanut butter on a burger is good.

This is repulsive

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Jort Fortress posted:

When every establishment in town has video poker and is hawking CBD oil…is this “Americana”??

A couple of years ago my state legalized video gambling for outside of casinos so a lot of crappy bars now have electronic slot machines in them.

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Peanut butter is for an Elvis. Bacon, banana and peanut butter on toast.

Was it banana? I always though the Elvis was PB, jelly, and bacon. Google says banana though so huh

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Revins posted:

Was it banana? I always though the Elvis was PB, jelly, and bacon. Google says banana though so huh

That's, "the fools gold loaf", a loaf of French white bread filled with a pound each of bacon, peanut butter, and grape jelly.

He liked that too.

Project M.A.M.I.L.
Apr 30, 2007

Older, balder, fatter...
Peanut butter, the salty kind not the sweet poo poo, some sweet chilli sauce, a good layer of coriander leaves and stems, and a nice beef patty in a good bun. You've got yourself a kind of satay burger there friend!

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

Tip posted:

That's, "the fools gold loaf", a loaf of French white bread filled with a pound each of bacon, peanut butter, and grape jelly.

He liked that too.

And Elvis was like The symbol of America for awhile, therefore peanut butter burgs are a core part of Americana

also if you've never really sat down and listened to Elvis the man could fuckin sing, Elvis kind of owned

halokiller
Dec 28, 2008

Sisters Are Doin' It For Themselves


https://twitter.com/thesportscrib21/status/1404863567850004482

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

verbal enema posted:

if you never had a skomax burger youre loving up

I guess I'm loving up then because what the poo poo are you talking about

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpb4ZAAP6Z4

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

LoudPipesSaveLives posted:

Peanut butter, the salty kind not the sweet poo poo, some sweet chilli sauce, a good layer of coriander leaves and stems, and a nice beef patty in a good bun. You've got yourself a kind of satay burger there friend!

This isn't 'kind of satay'
That literally IS satay (missing a little fish sauce I guess but whatever) and entirely missing the idea of what the people 'putting peanut butter on a burger' are doing.
This is the "awesome recipe but instead of ground beef we used cabbage and instead of taco seasoning we used garlic salt my family HATED it" comment in recipe sections.

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Why are you always so riled up? Is it a food thing?

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

AKZ posted:

Why are you always so riled up? Is it a food thing?

Blood sugars. He gots the sugars!



Nah, no idea if he's got the Wilford Brimleys. But working in cooking makes you crazy.

CRUSTY MINGE fucked around with this message at 13:05 on Jun 20, 2021

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I don't work in cooking or have diabetes.
If you read that post without my name on it would you really think "WOW THAT GUY SURE IS FIRED UP HOT drat" or is because you've heard "lmao bbc sure is mad all the time??" And now you're saying it because you read it, and people will see that, read this post and say "Wow bbc sure mad all the time!!"

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

See this is what I'm talking about. I kind of wish I could generate that level of fervor about anything before 8 in the morning. It looks exhilarating.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Big Beef City posted:

I don't work in cooking or have diabetes.
If you read that post without my name on it would you really think "WOW THAT GUY SURE IS FIRED UP HOT drat" or is because you've heard "lmao bbc sure is mad all the time??" And now you're saying it because you read it, and people will see that, read this post and say "Wow bbc sure mad all the time!!"

lol get a load of this guy

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Revins posted:


also if you've never really sat down and listened to Elvis the man could fuckin sing, Elvis kind of owned

I lived in Memphis for 5 years. I've heard and seen enough things Elvis without evening visiting Graceland, which is now surrounded by a Green Zone-esque wall so you have to pay the tour fees to even get a picture of his meh mansion.

Graceland Too was the real crazy in Memphis, but it shut down 7 years ago after the owner killed someone on the property.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graceland_Too

The dude did not give a poo poo when you showed up wanting a tour. 2am on christmas, noon on July 4th, he was always there to take your $5 and let you walk around his house.

Elvis could sing, but he couldn't do a goddamn thing else. The sandwich is pretty good though.

E: also Memphis

CRUSTY MINGE fucked around with this message at 14:02 on Jun 20, 2021

Mushika
Dec 22, 2010

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Actually it’s just arbitrary xenophobic hatred :(

I curious about this. I always thought it was just a kinda funny thing I agreed with because I'm not a big ketchup fan.


Full Metal Jackass posted:

This is repulsive

I'm guessing you probably wouldn't be a fan of my peanut butter and dill pickle sandwiches.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I ate peanut butter and pickle sandwiches as a kid. They definitely hit a weird spot, but I haven't had one in 20+ years now.

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

As a kid I for some reason liked eating bananas that were still green and drinking a coke.

Edit: My parents left me home a lot while they went on trips. I used to put waffles in the toaster, then use them as the bread part of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

SPACE HOMOS posted:

I used to put waffles in the toaster, then use them as the bread part of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

That one ain't weird. Hell I think you can buy that pre-made in the freezer section

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



Nigmaetcetera posted:

Actually it’s just arbitrary xenophobic hatred :(

Yes, this is the Americana thread

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
Americana. Anacirema

Wow, it was right there the whole time

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

nuketulsa posted:

If you ever drive through the texas pandhandle with drugs drive approx 4mph under the speed limit. The people that live out there and especially the cops are absolute fuckin psychos.

What would EVER possess anyone to drive through the Texas panhandle or any adjacent locales? Same goes for Florida panhandle while we’re at it.

Full disclosure I live in Alberta so I can’t help but picture that entire swath of land as populated by toothless trigger-happy meth-hillbillies and slick-haired psychopathic politicians and small business owners. I could be wrong… but I doubt it.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Revins posted:


Fries look bangin though

Missing some cheese curds there dontchya think eh?

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

CRUSTY MINGE posted:


The dude did not give a poo poo when you showed up wanting a tour. 2am on christmas, noon on July 4th, he was always there to take your $5 and let you walk around his house.


:allears: I bet he was a great tour guide too

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I-40 is faster than piecemealing your way across the country to avoid places like Texas.

Equally terrible places to drive with drugs are Kansas, Nebraska, Idaho, and Tennessee. Mississippi had more lenient marijuana laws than any of those states. Texas, it depends who busts you. A gram of weed found by a county cop or local, you're getting the book thrown at you. State cop? Misdemeanor for up to 2 ounces of flower. Tennessee is a 1/2 oz, then you're into felony possession. Concentrates are straight felonies in both those shitholes though, so leave the hash at home.


/\ I never went in to Graceland Too, I was always busy working in some lovely bar. My exwife was a local and all her family loving raved about it at one point or another. Stories of the guy going on 20 minutes tangents at 4:30am on random days like they were testing his schedule on some familial conspiracy exercise.

Memphis is a great place to visit, see the historical sites, eat the barbeque, but don't move there. It's so economically depressed and racially divisive, absolutely toxic for mental health.

CRUSTY MINGE fucked around with this message at 15:50 on Jun 20, 2021

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

Outrail posted:

Missing some cheese curds there dontchya think eh?

Going to the diner after school for a massive plate of gravy fries (after playing DDR at the arcade) was a friday tradition for my friends and I in high school. Gravy fries were a thing in Pennsylvania in the early 2000's at least. Separate thing from poutine

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Waterbed Wendy posted:

Americana. Anacirema

Wow, it was right there the whole time

I macarena. Makes you think.

madmatt112 posted:

What would EVER possess anyone to drive through the Texas panhandle or any adjacent locales? Same goes for Florida panhandle while we’re at it.

Full disclosure I live in Alberta so I can’t help but picture that entire swath of land as populated by toothless trigger-happy meth-hillbillies and slick-haired psychopathic politicians and small business owners. I could be wrong… but I doubt it.

It's mostly high desert peppered with truck stops.

The Moon Monster fucked around with this message at 15:49 on Jun 20, 2021

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

I-40 is faster than piecemealing your way across the country to avoid places like Texas.

Equally terrible places to drive with drugs are Kansas, Nebraska, Idaho, and Tennessee. Mississippi had more lenient marijuana laws than any of those states. Texas, it depends who busts you. A gram of weed found by a county cop or local, you're getting the book thrown at you. State cop? Misdemeanor for up to 2 ounces of flower. Tennessee is a 1/2 oz, then you're into felony possession. Concentrates are straight felonies in both those shitholes though, so leave the hash at home.

Yeah a lot of people here in Texas bring back oil pens from legal states, no fuckin thanks

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Revins posted:

Going to the diner after school for a massive plate of gravy fries (after playing DDR at the arcade) was a friday tradition for my friends and I in high school. Gravy fries were a thing in Pennsylvania in the early 2000's at least. Separate thing from poutine

Kinda odd that Americans stopped at gravy.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

hawowanlawow posted:

Yeah a lot of people here in Texas bring back oil pens from legal states, no fuckin thanks

Don't speed and make sure your poo poo is straight. Insurance, tags, taillights, no goddamn hippy bumper stickers (don't even play coy), be as indistinguishable as possible in traffic. It's not hard to move stuff around, you just have to take extra precautions.

More drugs move in this country in the trunks of Camrys with white collar looking middle aged bald dudes driving them than people want to admit.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

The Moon Monster posted:

I macarena. Makes you think.

It's mostly high desert peppered with truck stops.

drat that sounds depressing. At the least the meth hillbillies might provide some entertainment by shooting at you from their porch as you pass.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Todays first random county seems like a good one,

Cerro Gordo County, Iowa. Population 44k.

Just a few starter pics to wet your whistles :tipshat:


gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Nigmaetcetera posted:

It’s served at Delis with names like Katz’s and Berg’s and Shmohawk’s.

And if a guy is called something like Murphy he's gotta be a mackerel-snapper, right?

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
Truly a southern clasic . . .

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Madison County, Mississippi population 95k. This county appears to be a mix of a northern suburb of Jackson, Mississippi, along with some swampland.





unfortunately i couldn't find a non bigfoot film reel photo of this cool rear end tree

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

I lived in Memphis for 5 years.




How many times a day did someone mention Jerry "The King" Lawler?

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Depends on the radio station you listen to while sitting in traffic. I listened to Drake and Zeke when I lived there, at least one is dead now, but at least once a day listening to them.

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aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Waterbed Wendy posted:

America is uh a melting pot

And most of what it's melting is cheese

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