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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
i don't remember clifford nearly killing people this often in the cartoon

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thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe


A Wilhelm Scream in the 5 second pre-preview. Super.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

seems more like a horror movie tbh

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Cinema is back baby!

Willo567
Feb 5, 2015

Cheating helped me fail the test and stay on the show.

With all the dog movies that have been shitted out over the years, I'm surprised it took this long for them to do a Clifford movie

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice
Doesn't seem ... big enough, right?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE posted:

Doesn't seem ... big enough, right?

So sick of being asked that.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE posted:

Doesn't seem ... big enough, right?

He’s got lots of personality

Chemtrailologist
Jul 8, 2007
The main villain is hip dysplasia.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Good luck cleaning Clifford sized poops

f#a#
Sep 6, 2004

I can't promise it will live up to the hype, but I tried my best.
I know it's a kid's movie and this is a common thing, but I just cannot get over that enormous, Central Park-facing townhome they apparently have.

yes i am focusing on that of all things, what of it

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

Are you loving kidding me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzIMYaeUmRo

“Yeah, let’s make Mr Turkey Baster the hero now! What could go wrong?”

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

AceOfFlames posted:

Are you loving kidding me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzIMYaeUmRo

“Yeah, let’s make Mr Turkey Baster the hero now! What could go wrong?”

So they want us to root for rapist? What the gently caress

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


this is obviously a Terminator 2 situation where they wanted to make the previous movie monster into the protector/hero but he does such hosed up poo poo in the first one that I don’t see how they come to terms with that

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Obviously he got hit on the head, 'reprogramming' him into a new person. Now he must fight an evil blind guy, who can shapeshift and become liquid.

Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.

The only person I ever met who loved Don't Breathe thought the blind guy was badass, so maybe the studio just knows its audience.

anatomi
Jan 31, 2015

Or maybe the story shifts as his backstory and hosed up-ness is revealed.

It's basically a given that the girl kills him using the skills he taught her.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Oh hey this looks like an intense war movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqeSGjCKV68

Actually it's a mobile game trailer.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


AceOfFlames posted:

Are you loving kidding me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzIMYaeUmRo

“Yeah, let’s make Mr Turkey Baster the hero now! What could go wrong?”

As someone who really liked the first one until That Scene happened, absolutely no loving thanks on seeing this one

JazzFlight
Apr 29, 2006

Oooooooooooh!

The MSJ posted:

Oh hey this looks like an intense war movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqeSGjCKV68

Actually it's a mobile game trailer.
I remember seeing this months ago and being blown away. It’s an incredible short film/music video.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

They probably blew all their money on the trailer and the game's gonna be poo poo

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Space Jam clip with Porky Pig rapping

https://youtu.be/FmW6gyWd0-8

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Space Jam clip with Porky Pig rapping

https://youtu.be/FmW6gyWd0-8

This is violence

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Space Jam clip with Porky Pig rapping

https://youtu.be/FmW6gyWd0-8

yeah! yeah! this is what im talking about! woo!

Venuz Patrol
Mar 27, 2011

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Space Jam clip with Porky Pig rapping

https://youtu.be/FmW6gyWd0-8

Very cool 👍

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Space Jam clip with Porky Pig rapping

https://youtu.be/FmW6gyWd0-8

Shut it down. The entire industry. It's not worth it.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Don't forget the other clip of a parody of The Matrix!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XuhVxpnIWg

Literally a Matrix 360 kick parody in TYOOL 2021 what the gently caress is this movie

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

haha i love it

not watching any of it tho

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Barkley 2 died for this.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

I know we all mocked the kids movie with the jokes about the Pretty Large Dog but I at least laughed a couple times during that trailer, everything I’ve seen of Space Jam 2 has just filled me with despair

It looks *awful*

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

Chris James 2 posted:

As someone who really liked the first one until That Scene happened, absolutely no loving thanks on seeing this one
Same. loving eww.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
does anyone remember when the clifford cartoon introduced a three legged dog, and the other dogs at first didn't want to play with him because he was different.

i don't remember clifford once going "uh, wait what about me, im a giant red dog." at that point for the world of clifford and the audiences watching him being a big red dog was too normalized.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Tim Whatley posted:

Don't forget the other clip of a parody of The Matrix!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XuhVxpnIWg

Literally a Matrix 360 kick parody in TYOOL 2021 what the gently caress is this movie

Just in time for Matrix 4, also this year from WB!!!

MLSM
Apr 3, 2021

by Azathoth

Chris James 2 posted:

As someone who really liked the first one until That Scene happened, absolutely no loving thanks on seeing this one

What scene? I never saw the first one, and don’t plan too, either.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Demon Semen posted:

What scene? I never saw the first one, and don’t plan too, either.

Oh, dang, that username.

It turns out Blind Bloke had abducted some lady who'd done a hit-and-run on his daughter and totally got away with it, so she was kept tied up in his basement and impregnated with his cum in a turkey baster.

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

Tim Whatley posted:

Don't forget the other clip of a parody of The Matrix!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XuhVxpnIWg

Literally a Matrix 360 kick parody in TYOOL 2021 what the gently caress is this movie

Wait. Why is the animation in this clip 2D (well, "2D") and 3D CGI in the other one? :psyduck:

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
they turn 3d for the basketball games

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010






I've had it with these mother fuckin' vampires on this mother fuckin' plane

I'm about it

Necrosaro
Dec 31, 2008

A Necrosaro Appears!
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXdEeRBh9Zk

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muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



So the vibe I'm getting from this trailer is that He Man himself is going to be absent for most of it outside of like, the first episode.

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