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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > YOSPOS > YOSPOS Tweets v1.5: (enlarging bottoms mostly)
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Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Jonny 290 posted:

wasps in the back seat? well at least we know it's not a squad car lol
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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Jonny 290 posted:

wasps in the back seat? well at least we know it's not a squad car lol
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/bigbrainposting/status/1411768441606840323?s=21

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mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
 https://twitter.com/findurmeme/status/1391876816894189568?s=21

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/best_in_dumbest/status/787407020156522496

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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER



shit wizard dad

 https://twitter.com/nonemorenegativ/status/1412250858071396357

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 lol @ thread title. i'm cryeing

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
lol. fits well.

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Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
im honored lol

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/ryanqnorth/status/1412393437429698561?s=21

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FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Kenny Logins posted:

https://twitter.com/ryanqnorth/status/1412393437429698561?s=21
https://twitter.com/ryanqnorth/status/1412396711855673347

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

FMguru posted:

https://twitter.com/ryanqnorth/status/1412396711855673347
:discourse:

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/darth_erogenous/status/1411729929327321090?s=21

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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER



shit wizard dad

 https://twitter.com/Ariurotl/status/1412513521099739139?s=20

:ohdear:

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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER



shit wizard dad

 https://twitter.com/filmschool789/status/1412575656685281288?s=20

lol @ tweet & reply

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/creamsoda63/status/1412643486420017154?s=21

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MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Probiot-ICK
https://twitter.com/eleanormorton/status/1412457456924598283

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/joshcarlosjosh/status/1412840649385156609?s=21
:yotj:

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/the_ironsheik/status/1413288142837325827?s=21

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Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004

Jonny 290 posted:

wasps in the back seat? well at least we know it's not a squad car lol

O_O

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Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



 https://twitter.com/abitonline/status/1413138380720771080

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Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

Kazinsal posted:

https://twitter.com/abitonline/status/1413138380720771080

lmao

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
how are bitcoins batteries?

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

President Beep posted:

how are bitcoins batteries?

its in the buttcoin thread or w/e

tldr it's because you can buy solar energy stored in a battery to use later or loving something. idk. butt coin peoples brains are loving broken

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

graph posted:

butt coin peoples brains are loving broken
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rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
it's because you use energy to mine bitcoins, and then you can use bitcoins to buy energy later, so they're like a battery

no seriously

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
:cripes:

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Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



 just when i thought it couldn't get any dumber

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Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




 well either way a Bitcoin is for sure a physical thing you can hold in your hand and could take back in time with you and in no way requires a working internet connection.

that much we know for sure

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Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



 oh yeah i assume the tweet was a joke. idk about the battery part tho

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

well either way a Bitcoin is for sure a physical thing you can hold in your hand and could take back in time with you and in no way requires a working internet connection.

that much we know for sure

well yeah it’s kept in a wallet. that means bitcoins are tangible objects duh.

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
ebeneezer scrooge counting his bitcoins when suddenly! the fettered ghost of jacob marley appears!

“theeese are the blockchains i forged in liiiiiiffffeee….”

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Achmed Jones posted:

oh yeah i assume the tweet was a joke

lol

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

 It can't be that dumb. You must be explaining it wrong

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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

 you can burn fertilizer for energy and use energy to make bitcoins and use bitcoins to buy pizza which you can then poop into a toilet so therefore bitcoins are poo poo

or wait, are they the food in this analogy
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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored

President Beep posted:

“theeese are the blockchains i forged in liiiiiiffffeee….”
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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
lol. opps.

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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

President Beep posted:

ebeneezer scrooge counting his bitcoins when suddenly! the fettered ghost of jacob marley appears!

“theeese are the blockchains i forged in liiiiiiffffeee….”
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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



 the ghost of christmas future is just an image of scrooge buying bitcoin at the peak

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



 when he awakes he sends a boy to buy an nft of an image of a goose

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