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dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

He would have the Hardcore Title.

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zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

I feel like pet stores have an obligation to warn here but why let that get in the way of profits.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/pbump/status/1415751981759598595

It's got everything

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


https://mobile.twitter.com/DropDeadDeputy/status/1415602597533085696

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/sarahhollowell/status/1415804216644444160

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



https://twitter.com/Coelasquid/status/1415848950951677955?s=19

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Officers arrived? Officers saw?

“When officers became present in the area, a male was observed matching the description and armed with a handgun.”

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

https://twitter.com/itsdannyneary/status/1415720629211369479?s=19

Ragnar34
Oct 10, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

drat. This even dehumanizes the cops.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/iameaschris/status/1415531598682882048?s=21

How!
Oct 29, 2009

flavor.flv posted:

I'm taking about the pandemic response force that was the best in the world before Trump fired them all in 2018, but you should call up England FA I bet they could have really used your goalpost moving idea yesterday

Four pages late but







HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/jonah_tn/status/1415371945869185025?s=21

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

https://twitter.com/Lekonish/status/1415885867881615360?s=19

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!
Thread:

https://twitter.com/mattiaslehman/status/1415780380058308616

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


https://twitter.com/royaltheartist/status/1416035517922152449?s=19

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

We die.
We pray.
To live.
We serve


The man didn't even mention Smog Days smh

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

I clicked through to read the forums posts and even funnier are the people saying "Well the information may have been classified and illegal to possess but now that we all saw it can we still use it to get our tank buff anyway?"

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

I mean, he's not wrong but ends the thread saying we should just keep voting for the same people who have created the status quo.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

I don't care that none of my meager following have clicked like yet, i'm positive that this is a very good tweet
https://twitter.com/klimtbizkit/status/1416037280947527680

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

1stGear posted:

I mean, he's not wrong but ends the thread saying we should just keep voting for the same people who have created the status quo.
????

He ends the thread by addressing those people and literally saying "get out of the way so we can have new leaders".

https://twitter.com/mattiaslehman/status/1415780414745157639

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/Videotapezzz/status/1415721884310777865?s=20

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Also, I feel like there might be a bit of a size disparity between athletes. There are definitely gymnasts that weight 1/3 of a power lifter.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Cocaine Bear posted:

Also, I feel like there might be a bit of a size disparity between athletes. There are definitely gymnasts that weight 1/3 of a power lifter.

Also, if the only place possible to have sex was a bed, teen pregnancy rates would be way, way lower.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Cocaine Bear posted:

Also, I feel like there might be a bit of a size disparity between athletes. There are definitely gymnasts that weight 1/3 of a power lifter.

If only there were a way that they could compensate using the art of A) flexibility and B) lifting. Such a shame.

Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

they dont actually care if these idiot halfmeasures work or not, they just need to look like theyre Doing Something so they can pretend they care about preventing covid transmission without actually stopping the olympics

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Stexils posted:

they dont actually care if these idiot halfmeasures work or not, they just need to look like theyre Doing Something so they can pretend they care about preventing covid transmission without actually stopping the olympics

I'd just prefer they do things that don't interfere with the athletes ability to get a good rest. There's gotta be some of them who toss and turn at night.

Barry Soteriology
Mar 1, 2020
Don't worry. They're throwing in a bubble wrap pillow and a Christmas wrapping paper blanket.

Crustashio
Jul 27, 2000

ruh roh
the cardboard bed thing seems to predate covid

https://www.ctvnews.ca/sports/an-olympic-first-cardboard-beds-for-tokyo-athletes-village-1.4759570

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


I don't know what is more uncomfortable: that bed, or a bunch of old rich people having a moral panic about sex

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



I'm just glad the Japanese are doing something to replace the sudden cancelation of Coffin Flop.

Shai-Hulud
Jul 10, 2008

But it feels so right!
Lipstick Apathy
It's really weird that the whole bed thing blew up cause the manufacturer himself said that the beds can easily support two people and that it's perfectly fine to have sex in them.
He says they are more durable than the usual wooden beds.

The mattresses are also customized to the person even going as far as laser scanning each athlete so they can get the most comfortable bed.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006


This dude undermines the gently caress out of his own argument by constantly referring to the literal geriatric Boomer class as "the adults in the room."

We've been the adults for a while you jackass. We've just been figuratively hobbled and still refuse to own up to needing to be Zeus versus Cronus.

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

We die.
We pray.
To live.
We serve

lol they can just put the mattress on the floor. let people pork if they want sheesh

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

mind the walrus posted:

This dude undermines the gently caress out of his own argument by constantly referring to the literal geriatric Boomer class as "the adults in the room."

We've been the adults for a while you jackass. We've just been figuratively hobbled and still refuse to own up to needing to be Zeus versus Cronus.

that’s the point he’s making.




https://twitter.com/midwestmaui/status/1415787961589944332?s=21

Dude’s rock.


https://twitter.com/jene4rmtheblock/status/1415720594625208329?s=21

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

There are whole religions centered on the idea of Olympians boinking each other and it's disrespectful to try to stop them.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
https://mobile.twitter.com/ChemistryClips_/status/1413806420756107264

https://mobile.twitter.com/LolTolhurst/status/1407921630739800067

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

https://twitter.com/edwardactivity/status/1415869334937759746?s=20

God Hole
Mar 2, 2016


https://twitter.com/edwardactivity/status/1415869334937759746?s=20

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/itsnotnicolexo/status/1416185700760756227?s=20

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-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


https://twitter.com/Skweezy/status/1416154826656813058

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