[Latin America] Lulag Archipelago

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mcclay: Jul 8, 2013; Oh dear oh gosh oh darn; Soiled Meat

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

umm there�s actually like some really hosed up poo poo going on but i guess y�all just don�t care about it??

https://twitter.com/hennyxpapi/status/1416096714323333124?s=21

thank u for telling us this totally unverified piece of information with no image evidence, random anime boy

# ? Jul 17, 2021 00:54

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Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Big if true

# ? Jul 17, 2021 00:54

R. Mute: Jul 27, 2011

i didn't rebel and i still have all my fingers and ears. living the life.

# ? Jul 17, 2021 01:00

ded redd: Aug 1, 2010

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

umm there�s actually like some really hosed up poo poo going on but i guess y�all just don�t care about it??

https://twitter.com/hennyxpapi/status/1416096714323333124?s=21

is this a bit on cuban shinji

# ? Jul 17, 2021 01:02

Judakel: Jul 29, 2004; Can't post for 9 years!

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

umm there�s actually like some really hosed up poo poo going on but i guess y�all just don�t care about it??

https://twitter.com/hennyxpapi/status/1416096714323333124?s=21

what anime does to a mfer

# ? Jul 17, 2021 01:05

Judakel: Jul 29, 2004; Can't post for 9 years!

lmao gusanos are extremely mad at elian

https://twitter.com/Dayana48009101/status/1416163648335192065

# ? Jul 17, 2021 01:06

Pablo Nergigante: Apr 16, 2002

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

umm there�s actually like some really hosed up poo poo going on but i guess y�all just don�t care about it??

https://twitter.com/hennyxpapi/status/1416096714323333124?s=21

Furthermore they�re forcing the kids to pilot giant bio-organic mechs containing the souls of their mothers. The media doesn�t want you to see this

# ? Jul 17, 2021 01:12

Atrocious Joe: Sep 2, 2011

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

umm there�s actually like some really hosed up poo poo going on but i guess y�all just don�t care about it??

https://twitter.com/hennyxpapi/status/1416096714323333124?s=21

that's some Father Dooley level anti-communism

quote:

The terminal building at Hickham is immense. Preoccupied with thoughts of going home, I did not hear the first shout, but the second one came through loud and clearly. From the other end of the waiting-room someone was yelling: "Chao Ong Bac Sy My" which in Vietnamese means, "Hi, American doctor."

I turned around and was enmeshed in a pair of strong young arms that pinioned my own arms to my side. A Vietnamese Air Force cadet was hugging me tight and blubbering all over my coat. He was a short, handsome lad of perhaps sixteen. Squeezing the breath out of my chest, he was talking so fast that it was difficult to understand what he said. Suddenly there were about two dozen other olive-skinned youngsters in cadet uniforms swarming around me, shaking my hands and pounding me on the back as an air-hammer pounds a pavement. They were all wearing the uniform of the Vietnamese Air Force. And everyone concerned was bawling all over the place.

"Don't you remember me, American Doctor? Don't you remember?" asked the boy who still had me pinioned in his bear-hug.

"Of course I do," I lied�who could remember one face among those hundreds of thousands?�but behold! the lie turned into truth and the old familiar gloom came over me. The boy had no left ear. Where it should have been, there was only an ugly scar. I had made that scar. I had amputated that ear. I might not remember this particular boy, but I would never forget the many boys and girls of whom he had been one. The ear amputation was their hideous trademark

"You're from Bao Lac," I said, disentangling myself from his embrace. Pointing to others in the group, I added, "And so are you and you and you."

Each of them also had a big scar where an ear should have been. I remembered that in the Roman Catholic province of Bao Lac, near the frontier of China, the Communist Viet Minh often would tear an ear partially off with a pincer like a pair of pliers and leave the ear dangling. That was one penalty for the crime of listening to evil words. The evil words were the words of the Lord's Prayer: "Our Father, Who art in Heaven, hallowed be Thy name . . . Give us this day our daily bread .... and deliver us from evil. .. ." How downright treasonable, to ask God for bread instead of applying to the proper Communist authorities! How criminal to imply that the new People's Republic was an evil from which one needed deliverance! A mutilated ear would remind such scoundrels of the necessity for re-education.

https://archive.org/details/deliverusfromevi006715mbp/page/n13/mode/2up

# ? Jul 17, 2021 01:13

bagual: Oct 29, 2010; _{_{inconspicuous}}

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Get in the boat, Shinji.

# ? Jul 17, 2021 01:21

AnEdgelord: Dec 12, 2016

since the cuba stuff seems to be winding down there is an update to the Haiti situation

https://twitter.com/AcrossMediums/status/1416165215838773250

https://apnews.com/article/caribbean-haiti-6b890fdf47f3c1cfcc38dbb52736aca2

# ? Jul 17, 2021 01:27

Honky Mao: Dec 26, 2012

No the Cuba thing isn't over until the bay of pigs 2 happens. If it doesn't happen that'll totally put a damper on my week

# ? Jul 17, 2021 01:29

comedyblissoption: Mar 15, 2006

AnEdgelord posted:

since the cuba stuff seems to be winding down there is an update to the Haiti situation

https://twitter.com/AcrossMediums/status/1416165215838773250

https://apnews.com/article/caribbean-haiti-6b890fdf47f3c1cfcc38dbb52736aca2

the us hat trick coup

# ? Jul 17, 2021 01:34

lobster shirt: Jun 14, 2021

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

umm there’s actually like some really hosed up poo poo going on but i guess y’all just don’t care about it??

https://twitter.com/hennyxpapi/status/1416096714323333124?s=21

i agree shinji it was bad when us backed death squads did this at el mozote

# ? Jul 17, 2021 01:37

El Burbo: Oct 10, 2012

my sisters husband and a bunch of other Miami Cubans are making a caravan to go to DC to yell at biden lol

# ? Jul 17, 2021 01:49

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

El Burbo posted:

my sisters husband and a bunch of other Miami Cubans are making a caravan to go to DC to yell at biden lol

Biden is going to cower in a bunker

# ? Jul 17, 2021 01:54

FrancisFukyomama: Feb 4, 2019

Atrocious Joe posted:

that's some Father Dooley level anti-communism

https://archive.org/details/deliverusfromevi006715mbp/page/n13/mode/2up

didn�t green berets make necklaces of human ears as trophies? half the time people come up with a weirdly specific atrocity it�s bc that�s what we did

# ? Jul 17, 2021 01:57

Andorra: Dec 12, 2012

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

umm there�s actually like some really hosed up poo poo going on but i guess y�all just don�t care about it??

https://twitter.com/hennyxpapi/status/1416096714323333124?s=21

The Cuban military stole my nose right off my face, and also took my hard earned quarters straight out of my ear.

# ? Jul 17, 2021 01:59

yellowcar: Feb 14, 2010

FrancisFukyomama posted:

didn�t green berets make necklaces of human ears as trophies? half the time people come up with a weirdly specific atrocity it�s bc that�s what we did

the SEALS collected noses and ears in afghanistan

# ? Jul 17, 2021 02:04

Dr. Jerrold Coe: Feb 6, 2021; Is it me?

Atrocious Joe posted:

that's some Father Dooley level anti-communism

https://archive.org/details/deliverusfromevi006715mbp/page/n13/mode/2up

Another one from Dooley was that the commies would jam chopsticks into kids' ears to puncture their eardrums so they couldn't hear the lord's prayer. At some point everyone involved in boosting him had to admit he made it all up: https://covertactionmagazine.com/20...nd-lost-his-ha/

Bonus quote from an old Vietnamese dude:

quote:

You Americans had such big imaginations. You drew a line across my province and declared it the border between two countries. Suddenly there was a �North Vietnam� and a �South Vietnam!� Suddenly I needed a visa to visit my uncle just a few kilometers away who lived in another country! You Americans convinced yourselves that there were two countries. But you didn�t convince us. I never thought my uncle lived in a different country than me. There was only one Vietnam. There will always be one Vietnam. Look at my feet, Mr. Bradley. My feet are on my floor, which is atop my property. I am a Vietnamese and this land is Vietnamese. But at one time there were U.S. Marine bunkers here. America thought this was their property! I broke the bunkers with my own hands to build this house. Such imaginations, the Americans.

# ? Jul 17, 2021 02:16

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

umm there�s actually like some really hosed up poo poo going on but i guess y�all just don�t care about it??

https://twitter.com/hennyxpapi/status/1416096714323333124?s=21

plenty sickos ITT will deny this

# ? Jul 17, 2021 02:17

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013

the Cuban government is making their thugs wear pumpkin costumes and they are shooting protesters in the legs with rifles and then molesting them and then they are disappearing them into tunnels

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Wraith of J.O.I.: Jan 25, 2012

the cuban military is going door to door putting shaving cream on the hands of innocent sleeping people and then tickling their faces but y�all are just gonna deny this too

# ? Jul 17, 2021 02:26

Cao Ni Ma: May 25, 2010

Who will be the first to be banned for denying the cuban genocide?

# ? Jul 17, 2021 02:29

Doktor Avalanche: Dec 30, 2008

MeatwadIsGod posted:

Reminder that A Few Good Men was written by the historically illiterate psycho imperialist Aaron Sorkin. Watch Charlie Wilson's War if you want to grind your teeth down a bit

charlie wilson's war is a bunch of people you want to put into that woodchipper from fargo doing sorkin speak for an hour and a half
hoffman's character crying about how he helped subvert democracy in greece and got a fascist junta in place and all he got was a t-shirt is...something

Doktor Avalanche has issued a correction as of 02:53 on Jul 17, 2021

# ? Jul 17, 2021 02:29

Doktor Avalanche: Dec 30, 2008

Atrocious Joe posted:

that's some Father Dooley level anti-communism

https://archive.org/details/deliverusfromevi006715mbp/page/n13/mode/2up

After his death, the public learned that he had been recruited as an intelligence operative by the Central Intelligence Agency, and numerous descriptions of atrocities by the Viet Minh in his book Deliver Us From Evil had been fabricated.

hahahahaha

and a bit which is unrelated but i found it funny

He attended St. Roch Catholic Elementary School and St. Louis University High School; at both he was a classmate of Michael Harrington.

# ? Jul 17, 2021 02:43

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

https://twitter.com/SpiritofLenin/status/1416051698867572738?s=20

# ? Jul 17, 2021 02:50

littleorv: Jan 29, 2011

El Burbo posted:

my sisters husband and a bunch of other Miami Cubans are making a caravan to go to DC to yell at biden lol

My friend, go with them and document this.

# ? Jul 17, 2021 03:08

In Training: Jun 28, 2008

Cuban military across the island are displaying enormous power and authority, wielding a heretofore unseen experimental weapon. They approach your face, they taunt you, they say Peek A Boo, and then with a deft motion of both palms, their face completely disappears. And with it, a hope for a better tomorrow for the Cuban people.

# ? Jul 17, 2021 03:30