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I just poo poo in the jar
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Jul 8, 2021 15:56
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Also don't forget the 3lbs of BACON in each jar and to smoke each jar for 9 hours using ONLY maple wood and baste it regularly.
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Jul 8, 2021 15:57
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When I was a young man I worked for a chef who said if he had a cook who claimed he could cook eggs, he'd ask for "french laced eggs" and if the guy could cook them, he was solid. In all my years cooking since, I'd never actually conclusively figured out what the hell "french laced eggs" were. Maybe I misheard him. Happy egg morning everyone
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Jul 8, 2021 15:57
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Smugworth posted:When I was a young man I worked for a chef who said if he had a cook who claimed he could cook eggs, he'd ask for "french laced eggs" and if the guy could cook them, he was solid. In all my years cooking since, I'd never actually conclusively figured out what the hell "french laced eggs" were. Maybe I misheard him. Just out of curiosity, where were you at this time, and where was the chef from? Because I think it's a southern/hillbilly thing to call a sunny side up egg with a fried bottom a 'lace egg', but it's not "a thing" to ask for, really, and if he was asking someone to make 'burnt sunny side up eggs' as a way to prove someone knew how to cook eggs, well, congratulations 'chef'.
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Jul 8, 2021 16:01
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Smugworth posted:When I was a young man I worked for a chef who said if he had a cook who claimed he could cook eggs, he'd ask for "french laced eggs" and if the guy could cook them, he was solid. In all my years cooking since, I'd never actually conclusively figured out what the hell "french laced eggs" were. Maybe I misheard him. Fresh laid eggs? Hard to make if you aren't a chicken.
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Jul 8, 2021 16:15
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Big Beef City posted:Just out of curiosity, where were you at this time, and where was the chef from? Texas. Can't remember where the chef was from, but maybe you're on to something. Can't imagine a french chef would do anything but toss such a thing at the wall, however.
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Jul 8, 2021 16:30
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Big Beef City posted:I'd skip the pickling spice (yours looked to have a lot of all-spice, and all-spice and cinnamon, common in pickling spice mixes don't pair well with eggs and not with dill, either). Gonna go with your suggestion for the follow up batch. We have a bumper crop of Hungarian wax peppers coming in too so I might throw a few in, along with a jar of just peppers.
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Jul 8, 2021 17:23
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Gonna go with your suggestion for the follow up batch. We have a bumper crop of Hungarian wax peppers coming in too so I might throw a few in, along with a jar of just peppers. I've made this recipe a few times and its solid. https://www.101cookbooks.com/pickled-turmeric-eggs/ Smugworth posted:When I was a young man I worked for a chef who said if he had a cook who claimed he could cook eggs, he'd ask for "french laced eggs" and if the guy could cook them, he was solid. In all my years cooking since, I'd never actually conclusively figured out what the hell "french laced eggs" were. Maybe I misheard him. Maybe he meant spanish style fried eggs? They've got the cripsy lacey edges on account of being fried in a quarter inch of really hot oil and are absolutely delicious.
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Jul 8, 2021 18:15
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Big Beef City posted:Smile for the camera! but eggs just make me so HAPPY!!! btw i can vouch for Big Beefy's picked egg recipes, it's good stuff
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Jul 8, 2021 18:40
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i like egg
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Jul 8, 2021 19:36
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Egg
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Jul 11, 2021 13:17
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Was all excited to make oyakadon last night and then remembered I have no eggs, so I made chicken sandwiches instead. It was very tragic please send positive egg related thoughts my way.
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Jul 11, 2021 20:19
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The dog hosed the eggs
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Jul 11, 2021 20:22
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egg
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Jul 17, 2021 19:05
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Guildenstern Mother posted:Was all excited to make oyakadon last night and then remembered I have no eggs, so I made chicken sandwiches instead. It was very tragic please send positive egg related thoughts my way. Chicken is just properly aged egg I fail to see how you had an issue
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Jul 17, 2021 19:07
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Derpies posted:egg
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Jul 18, 2021 00:31
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Y'all, get this: Eggs Bonerdick  Also thinking I'm omeletting for lunch. Real basic, eggs, salt and pepps, maybe a little bit of onion and butter. Yeah.
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Jul 18, 2021 00:34
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made late night drunk cheezy scrumbled eggs last nite wise
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Jul 18, 2021 19:30
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put a egg in ramen for flavor and health bonus
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Jul 18, 2021 19:35
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Chinatown posted:made late night drunk cheezy scrumbled eggs last nite really good
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Jul 18, 2021 19:36
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I wanted eggs benedict today but a ceremony I was at had brats so my mom and I had those.  They were good though.
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Jul 18, 2021 19:36
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Smythe posted:put a egg in ramen for flavor and health bonus I've always wanted to do that. Do you just crack an egg into ramen made on the stove top and it cooks itself? Do you still boil it longer?
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Jul 18, 2021 19:37
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I've always wanted to do that. Do you just crack an egg into ramen made on the stove top and it cooks itself? Do you still boil it longer? just put it in at 2 mins on a 3 minute total ramen boil duration is my strat. many theories to this. more art than science really
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Jul 18, 2021 19:43
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If you stir in the egg you can put it in after the ramen is finished cooking and off the heat, but it has to be right away.
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Jul 18, 2021 19:48
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thinking about that time the world leaders touched the orb. but it's an egg.
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Jul 18, 2021 20:22
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oerggb
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Jul 18, 2021 23:24
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Egg
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Jul 20, 2021 01:13
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heard yall got egg
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Jul 20, 2021 01:29
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:heard yall got egg We got scrambled, fried, poached, deviled, sunny side up, over medium, under medium, medium, a DVD of the show Medium, with toast, white, wheat, bagel, English muffin, Dutch muffin, sourdough, sweetdough, dough, pumpernickel, and rye, with potatoes, roasted, boasted, french fried, smothered, homefry, scallop, scalloped, scalped, deep fried, refried, defried. Coffee?
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Jul 20, 2021 02:36
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:heard yall got egg Got two French laces for you out back, make sure you’re not followed.
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Jul 20, 2021 03:03
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:heard yall got egg Derpies posted:Egg
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Jul 21, 2021 01:03
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yeah i heard yall got egg guys balls in ur face bitch
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Jul 21, 2021 15:20
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I've always wanted to do that. Do you just crack an egg into ramen made on the stove top and it cooks itself? Do you still boil it longer? The couple times I've bothered to do it w/instant ramen I found that it's way better to crack the egg into a ramekin (get a set of glass ramekins for your kitchen, folks, c'mon) or I guess maybe your smallest tupperware container or even coffee mug, whatever you're working with here. Basically, you want it de-shelled but containerized only because you want the egg to warm up to room'ish temp while the ramen cooks. So, make your ramen whilst you're loving around with your egg. Once the ramen is ALMOST done, stop the boil, you don't want any bubbles or agitation for this part. Lower your ramekin/tupperware/cup/anus full of eggs/whatever into the literally 'was just boiling' liquid and slowly release them into the water like you're letting a koi free from your hands into a serene garden pond landscape or you've decided to poo poo into your hand and leave it somewhere no one will ever find it. Eitherway, don't break the yolk is all you're looking for there. Let it congeal like you're poaching the egg. That's it. Now you've got ramen with a poached egg in it.
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Jul 21, 2021 15:28
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When hgb gets his balldo, he could demo it with a pickled egg
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Jul 21, 2021 15:51
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Big Beef City posted:The couple times I've bothered to do it w/instant ramen I found that it's way better to crack the egg into a ramekin (get a set of glass ramekins for your kitchen, folks, c'mon) or I guess maybe your smallest tupperware container or even coffee mug, whatever you're working with here. I'm going to have to try this. Thanks for the tips! 
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Jul 21, 2021 16:04
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pacerhimself posted:When hgb gets his balldo, he could demo it with a pickled egg Just one?
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Jul 21, 2021 16:10
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Oeuf.
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Jul 21, 2021 16:45
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:yeah i heard yall got egg guys balls in ur face bitch He is part of the egg balls in his face council
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Jul 21, 2021 16:52
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:yeah i heard yall got egg guys balls in ur face bitch I love it. My tongue is out and I’m savoring the nuts
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Jul 21, 2021 17:00
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Derpies posted:He is part of the egg balls in his face council They call it a council but really it's a lobbying group and 
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Jul 21, 2021 17:03
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