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when is elon going to hugo drax himself already
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Jul 18, 2021 03:11
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I thought it was about Lil Nas X at first.
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I mean Elon probably thinks spike Lee, Nas, and lil Nas x are all the same person
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Jul 18, 2021 03:19
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Paladinus posted:I thought it was about Lil Nas X at first. Oh thank God had me worried
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Jul 18, 2021 03:24
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elomack really named a human child X Æ A-xii?? what's wrong with him
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Jul 18, 2021 05:05
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Boxturret posted:what's wrong with him bitcoins
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Jul 18, 2021 05:11
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Autism and blood diamonds
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Jul 18, 2021 05:15
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remember when grimes wanted to change her name to "c"?
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Jul 18, 2021 05:21
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infernal machines posted:remember when grimes wanted to change her name to "c"?
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Jul 18, 2021 05:46
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Alan Smithee posted:Autism and blood
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Jul 18, 2021 06:10
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that's dumb, autism doesn't do this. having so much money that nobody will ever tell you your ideas are stupid does this
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infernal machines posted:remember when grimes wanted to change her name to "c"?
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イーロン・マスク Iron masuku
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infernal machines posted:remember when grimes wanted to change her name to "c"? remember when grimes tried to play huck finn with a bunch of chickens and her boyfriend but kept getting stuck on the Mississippi?
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jisforjosh posted:remember when grimes tried to play huck finn with a bunch of chickens and her boyfriend but kept getting stuck on the Mississippi? imagine remembering anything to do with the elno dynasty
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https://twitter.com/LostWeapons/status/1416639008478617601 ukrainian authorities raid a warehouse thinking it was a crypto mine, find a bunch of ps4s grinding accounts for a soccer game instead
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The_Franz posted:https://twitter.com/LostWeapons/status/1416639008478617601 we live in the stupidest possible timeline
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Jul 18, 2021 22:23
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has anyone said "soccoin" yet
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Jul 18, 2021 22:49
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jisforjosh posted:remember when grimes tried to play huck finn with a bunch of chickens and her boyfriend but kept getting stuck on the Mississippi? yes. i guess i'm saying that poor bastard's name may not be entirely elon's doing
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Jul 18, 2021 23:25
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infernal machines posted:yes. He might technically be a bastard, but he's definitely not poor.
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Jul 19, 2021 00:02
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Elon and Claire aren't married
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Chris Knight posted:Elon and Claire aren't married i feel dumber now, thanks
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Boxturret posted:imagine remembering anything to do with the elno dynasty "REMEMBer when ELon and Grimes had a baby and it was called beep boop or whatever? Hahah good times. Now pass the suicide in a can before the marauders get here and take our buttcoins"
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Chris Knight posted:Elon and Claire aren't married does that make her the alpha in the relationship?
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i mean is there a common law way of taking half his money? if not then no
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i guess there's always child support https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpxpHQ9ggUE
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Alan Smithee posted:i mean is there a common law way of taking half his money? if not then no Having a Musk baby was basically the only way Grimes could guarantee that she'll be able to maintain the lifestyle to which she has become accustomed in ~5 years when Elon trades in for a new model (like, probably literally a model signed with Ford or IMG).
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how did elan manage to create a human offspring with a dead simpsons character?
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grimes absolutely has a claim on a significant amount of elon's money and if he thinks not marrying her is somehow preventing that then he is in for a big surprise
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this is his third trip through, i have to imagine his legal team has minimized his financial exposure to the end of a relationship.
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if you take the names of all the tesla car models and put them together it spells "butTc0in"
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if you take the unspeakable name of elun's 23rd child and solve the cypher and apply it to the names of the other 22 translated in to latin you can learn the location of satoshi's secred bitcoin hoard
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Boxturret posted:if you take the unspeakable name of elun's 23rd child and solve the cypher and apply it to the names of the other 22 translated in to latin you can learn the location of satoshi's secred bitcoin hoard hmm, i tried this and got: I.. N.. U.. R.. M.. O.. M.. S.. B.. U.. T.. T is that somewhere in alaska?
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Jul 19, 2021 07:38
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OzyMandrill posted:hmm, i tried this and got: no, england
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Boxturret posted:if you take the unspeakable name of elun's 23rd child and solve the cypher and apply it to the names of the other 22 translated in to latin you can learn the location of satoshi's secred bitcoin hoard i have achieved chim: the shape of the secret tower is a butt
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I mean this don't come cheap https://www.tiktok.com/embed/6976265893361847557
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She looks like she's a lot of fun to be around.
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giving away free money? sounds like communism to me
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