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cardedagain
Aug 28, 2006

Enfys posted:

I'll be on my deathbed decades from now, unable to remember anyone or anything, just mumbling this over and over again

i always wondered where my mandibula was

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

FoolyCharged posted:

You jest, but I just looked and the dang mmo had expansion releases as late as 2015.

Whooooa, a time traveler!!!! :asoiaf:

SweetMercifulCrap!
Jan 28, 2012
Lipstick Apathy

Philthy posted:

Guys! Come check out this Prodigy video that MTV is playing!

Can they show this?

It's only 4pm on a Saturday.

Whoa, they're gunna get a lot of poo poo for this. Dude walking around beating up women is not going to go over too well.

Such a good song, though!

OHH SHIITITTTT THAT WAS AWESOMEEEEEE


Still owns. https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2eo1 (nsfw)

Also I can't believe dailymotion is still hanging on

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

cardedagain posted:

-Bush - Everything Zen
-Our Lady Peace
-Real Sex 8
-AudioGalaxy FTP search
-paying $400 for a 4X CD burner
-paying $100 more for a SCSI card to use said burner.
-watching the NBA FINALS and switching channels because OJ Simpson is on the run from the cops and it's happening at the same time!!!
-Ren & Stimpy re-runs on MTV sometimes playing episodes previously banned from airing on Nickelodeon.
-this local pizzeria has a modified Street Fighter II machine where you can change characters mid game and shoot fireballs in the air!
-blowing all my money at Aladdin's Castle
-Josh had to have the guy at the record store call his dad at home so he could okay him purchasing this "House Of Pain" cassette.
-Big Johnson everything
-Jeremy spoke in class today
-somebody stole my TI-83
-get me a jansport backpack so i don't look like a loser


edit: Surge cola, MTV Amp and rave flyers

Watching HBO's late night programming with the volume really low so your parents don't know you're watching that filth.

SweetMercifulCrap! posted:

Still owns. https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2eo1 (nsfw)

Also I can't believe dailymotion is still hanging on

I love Daily Motion because it's just bootleg youtube and they have all the poo poo that youtube deletes for copyright violation as if Lorne Michaels and the CEO of NBC Universal are going to starve to death because you watched a musical performance from a 40 year old SNL episode.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Hey! Can you believe Kenny Rogers opened up his own chicken place?!
I bet this place will put Kentucky Fried Chicken out of business!!

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



my jorts are enormous

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

CPL593H posted:

Watching HBO's late night programming with the volume really low so your parents don't know you're watching that filth.


Make sure you set the remote to MTV (or muchmusic in Canada) after your done so you're praents won't think you were watching boob movies late at night. You were just watching music videos, not HBO, Cinemax or in certain Canadian markets, the French Channel.

Also secretly recording Too Much for Much so you could see videos with boobs in them, but then you accidently see Revolting Cocks Do You Think I'm Sexy or NIN Happiness is Slavery.

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

twistedmentat posted:

Make sure you set the remote to MTV (or muchmusic in Canada) after your done so you're praents won't think you were watching boob movies late at night. You were just watching music videos, not HBO, Cinemax or in certain Canadian markets, the French Channel.

Also secretly recording Too Much for Much so you could see videos with boobs in them, but then you accidently see Revolting Cocks Do You Think I'm Sexy or NIN Happiness is Slavery.

That's what was great about Showcase late at night, you didn't even have to change the channel when you were done.

This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003

CPL593H posted:

Watching HBO's late night programming with the volume really low so your parents don't know you're watching that filth.
Thumb hovering over the "channel return" button on the remote that you've already preset to something innocuous for when you hear someone else awake.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
K-band engineers for when they went all porn mode.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

MakaVillian posted:

That's what was great about Showcase late at night, you didn't even have to change the channel when you were done.

Showcase was great, but I think by the time it came to my cable provider, I was pretty much old enough that I could have just gone and bought porn mags or movies.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

This Is the Zodiac posted:

Thumb hovering over the "channel return" button on the remote that you've already preset to something innocuous for when you hear someone else awake.

lol i forgot how important that drat button was. Not just for peeping a tiddy, but swapping between two different channels playing Saved by the Bell at the same time to maximize your show to commercial ratio.

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

The real pro move was to hit the last channel button then flip theough a couple of channels to make it look like you were channel surfing. That last channel button is a double egded sword after all.

I love the E! Channel! They have Howard Stern who sometimes has nude girls on but it sucks they are censored. There's also Girls Gone Wild commercials and a show where the host, who is a hot chick in a bikini, goes to exotic locales and interviews drunk college atudents. Sometimes the college girls are naked or there's a nude photot shoot! Its still censored but it doesn't matter, because boobs.

limp_cheese fucked around with this message at 04:17 on Jul 20, 2021

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

MakaVillian posted:

That's what was great about Showcase late at night, you didn't even have to change the channel when you were done.

Yup, Showcase on a friday night featured the finest R rated movies Europe can provide. I learned very early on if the movie involved Tinto Brass you were in for a good time. Though i think the Grail was Emmanuel movies. At least the early ones, they eventually became one of those softcore movies where people sit around and tell sexy stories that are all unconnected.

Then you might accidentally watch a really good movie. Sometimes they were just a good movie like Brazil, or they were kinda hosed up but still sexy like Blue Velvet, or really hosed up but had nudity like The Devils. And then you watch Come and See and are horrified by a raw depiction of Nazi war crimes in the USSR. Or you see Fritzcarlo and you don't know what life is anymore.

Bravo was good for arty boob movies. Or just performances of modern dancers that were completely naked. Though when they started having Pride month on both channels, it was a crap shoot if you were going to see a movie about dudes or ladies in love. Though i dunno if it was an accident or just Canadian tv censors didn't care but I know i saw hardcore lesbian action on Bravo once. Not like Seduction Cinema level buncha girls grinding on a tarp but full on fisting. That was something to see when you had not seen real porn before.

But yea you couldn't leave the tv on another channel with the boob channel on the memory, you had to like, find something innocent to leave on both channels. Besides much music one of the other stations used to show Star Trek, welcome back Kotter, Happy Days and other 70s sitcoms late at night so you can easily just say you were watching star trek until 2 am. Though once I discovered Conan, yea that was easy. Honestly I think i would have rather stayed up and watched Conan over seeing boob movies.


limp_cheese posted:

The real pro move was to hit the last channel button then flip theough a couple of channels to make it look like you were channel surfing. That last channel button is a double egded sword after all.

I love the E! Channel! They have Howard Stern who sometimes has nude girls on but it sucks they are censored. There's also Girls Gone Wild commercials and a show where the host, who is a hot chick in a bikini, goes to exotic locales and interviews drunk college atudents. Sometimes the college girls are naked or there's a nude photot shoot! Its still censored but it doesn't matter, because boobs.

Those Girls Gone Wild ads drove me nuts, because you had to order them online. i couldn't wait until my parents left me alone for the weekend to go rent them once i hit 18, and the idea of getting a movie from the internet was basically a pipe dream until high speed became available. Then when you finally got them it was eh, boobs. And now we know that it was barely consensual and a lot of the girls were very likely underaged and drunk, it was pretty gross.

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

twistedmentat posted:

Those Girls Gone Wild ads drove me nuts, because you had to order them online. i couldn't wait until my parents left me alone for the weekend to go rent them once i hit 18, and the idea of getting a movie from the internet was basically a pipe dream until high speed became available. Then when you finally got them it was eh, boobs. And now we know that it was barely consensual and a lot of the girls were very likely underaged and drunk, it was pretty gross.

It's also amazing that they are getting away with advertising literal porn on kids networks so brazenly. I guess all the adults are too busy thinking Harry Potter and pokemon are introducing their kids to the devil to bother.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
It's the '90s and the only nudity on my radar is pro wrestling

Apparently Jackass debuted in 2000 -- kind of a surprise there

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
Saturday afternoon at a friend's place, summer between 5th and 6th grades. Nothing to do? Why not walk 2 miles unattended down the road to go hang out by the river, unattended, to look for frogs and soak our feet and stuff. This is perfectly okay with both our parents and will become a regular thing that summer

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

FoolyCharged posted:

It's also amazing that they are getting away with advertising literal porn on kids networks so brazenly. I guess all the adults are too busy thinking Harry Potter and pokemon are introducing their kids to the devil to bother.

Satanists are totally real and totally all over the place and are totally actually really committing human and animal sacrifices all the time, especially at the local Ovaltine factory. I heard it one night while walking past on the way to White Hen Pantry!

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
im not sure about this real sex show it was kinda hard to finish to moms in chicken outfits, but they got a good titty flash around 20 minutes in and im chafed

why cant they rerun denise austin at night

Philthy fucked around with this message at 15:56 on Jul 20, 2021

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

I really thought that the Olympics in Atlanta would be a mess; everything's running so smoothly!

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Philthy posted:

im not sure about this real sex show it was kinda hard to finish to moms in chicken outfits, but they got a good titty flash around 20 minutes in and im chafed

why cant they rerun denise austin at night

I found a bunch of old real sex episodes and its like "oh look another episode about unattractive people getting spanked with a riding crop". I also remember an segment about making an Erotic CD Rom where it was just a bunch of old hippies going "oooh" "aaah" at a microphone that looked like a head in an attic.

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



The new Kings Quest looks like poo poo on my parents' 286

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

A Pack of Kobolds posted:

The new Kings Quest looks like poo poo on my parents' 286

Did you hear???? Chris Got a 386, and it has a 20 megabite harddrive!!

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



twistedmentat posted:

Did you hear???? Chris Got a 386, and it has a 20 megabite harddrive!!

That rich rear end in a top hat gets everything. I'll see you there after school.

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

*a loud argument in the cafeteria about whether or not it's possible to escape the yeti in Ski Free comes to blows*

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I got a ride from a friend who showed me Doom in a basement.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

A Pack of Kobolds posted:

That rich rear end in a top hat gets everything. I'll see you there after school.

So we installed every game we have and there's still 18 megabites free, what are we going to do with all this space!!!???

Zeluth posted:

I got a ride from a friend who showed me Doom in a basement.

This sees familiar, I think I just saw an episode of Smart Guy that featured this.

twistedmentat fucked around with this message at 18:57 on Jul 20, 2021

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

twistedmentat posted:

So we installed every game we have and there's still 18 megabites free, what are we going to do with all this space!!!???

I know a guy who has some pictures of Christina Applegate topless.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Sega truly does what Ninten-DON'T!

*plus Sonic 2 into my Sonic and Knuckles adapter, then plugs both my Sega CD and 32X into my Genesis*

This is the future of gaming!

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

twistedmentat posted:

This sees familiar, I think I just saw an episode of Smart Guy that featured this.

Bathesda not so much riverdo.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

A Fancy Hat posted:

Sega truly does what Ninten-DON'T!

*plus Sonic 2 into my Sonic and Knuckles adapter, then plugs both my Sega CD and 32X into my Genesis*

This is the future of gaming!

Wow, Sega must be really desperate because they're constantly putting down Nintendo, but Nintendo never talks about Sega. I bet they're going to go out of business soon. I mean the only games they have are those stupid ones with the hedgehog that weird kid in boy scouts is super into.

- This was my actual opinion of Sega in the 90s

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

I mean yeah, Sega kids were pretty weird

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
*plays on uncle's NES, Super NES, Genesis, and Saturn while being blissfully unaware of any & all rivalries*

I Miss Snausages
Mar 8, 2005
Volvorific!
Watching early NBC David Letterman reruns on Trio after Conan on Friday night was my jam in the late 90s. I remember when A&E and Bravo were good channels. Also, in the early 1990s I would watch Wings (aircraft documentaries) every day after school on the Discovery channel. Right after that was the Frugal Gormet on PBS. Yeah, I know about the guy from the cooking show now, but it was entertaining to watch. We could watch as many educational shows as we wanted, but Sitcoms and cartoons were limited and approved by my parents.

Yeah, I was one of those people who were not allowed to watch the Simpsons when it first came out. After a few years my older brother convinced my parents to at least watch an episode to see if they would approve it finally for watching, and luckily it was a showing of the Monorail episode. After our parents wondered what the big deal was about the Simpsons after seeing it, they stopped listening to our church about what TV shows and music were evil and shouldn't be seen or heard.

Original_Z
Jun 14, 2005
Z so good
Heeeey Macarena

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

man every episode of this new whose line show is hilarious

I bet improv comedy will be a really funny thing that other people will do too

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

*sees playable Nintendo Virtual Boy display at Kmart*

“Virtual Boy, huh? I gotta try this!”

*plays Mario’s Tennis for three minutes, gets a bad crick in my neck, face emerges cross-eyed with a migraine*

“WOW! THE WAVE OF THE loving FUTURE!!:mario:

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Tunicate posted:

man every episode of this new whose line show is hilarious

I bet improv comedy will be a really funny thing that other people will do too

*watches marathon of UK Whose Line? on Comedy Central*

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

twistedmentat posted:

Wow, Sega must be really desperate because they're constantly putting down Nintendo, but Nintendo never talks about Sega. I bet they're going to go out of business soon. I mean the only games they have are those stupid ones with the hedgehog that weird kid in boy scouts is super into.

- This was my actual opinion of Sega in the 90s

But you weren't entirely wrong. The Genesis was the last console they had that didn't underperform or turn out to be an outright flop.

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Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

AmbassadorofSodomy posted:

Hey! Can you believe Kenny Rogers opened up his own chicken place?!
I bet this place will put Kentucky Fried Chicken out of business!!

Kenny Rogers roasters was legit good and their cornbread muffins were pure heaven

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