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buttcoin: I felt like I had done my due diligence at this point
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# ? Jul 22, 2021 14:59 |
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text editor posted:read a few times and I still don't understand why the art seller has to have money to pay the buyers? phil maloof, he seemed like a reasonable guy. not sure why his partner, dick bardaglian, wanted to see my accounts well before he was owed any commission. but he had a nice suit and watch, the marks of a trustworthy fellow that you can leave your logged-in laptop alone with while you take a leak
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# ? Jul 22, 2021 15:00 |
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https://twitter.com/jacobriglin/status/1417797293173002243 you say it'll never happen to you because you don't have any stupid coins and you don't fly to places to conduct shady made up art deals, but you'll see!!
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# ? Jul 22, 2021 15:10 |
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twitter thinks i'd also be interested in this tweet after seeing that one: https://twitter.com/Crypto888crypto/status/1417982767015464962 never interact with any fungible people, they will whisper sweet lies to try to funge you
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# ? Jul 22, 2021 15:12 |
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https://twitter.com/DanielStagner/status/1417983228984446978 oh so you're an idiot, okay https://twitter.com/c4nopener/status/1417984102557380610 i tried to explain it to people who know things about computers but they just kept saying "it can't possibly be that stupid, you must be explaining it wrong", guess they're all just big dumb dumbs!
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# ? Jul 22, 2021 15:16 |
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I like that he said a “potential” $25k
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# ? Jul 22, 2021 15:22 |
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lol "potential $25k" i guess it sounds better than "I flipped $800 in NFTs to $0"
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# ? Jul 22, 2021 15:35 |
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if you add up all the times the price went up, it totals $25k. please ignore the times the price went down $30k
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# ? Jul 22, 2021 15:40 |
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https://twitter.com/BustaRhymes/status/1418210681812242442?s=20 sold bitcoin? SELL SELL SELL
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# ? Jul 22, 2021 15:43 |
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Nice dude I'm also stupid
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# ? Jul 22, 2021 15:49 |
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i showed the magician my wallet, and it was gone!
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# ? Jul 22, 2021 15:58 |
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"it's more secure than real money" *gets fleeced for 90k at a restaurant*
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# ? Jul 22, 2021 15:59 |
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Shame Boy posted:https://twitter.com/jacobriglin/status/1417797293173002243
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# ? Jul 22, 2021 16:12 |
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So, anyway, I've learned my lesson, and from now on will only deal with Bitcoin Cash, which, I'm being told, is at least twice as secure and scam-resistant.
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# ? Jul 22, 2021 16:15 |
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HappyHippo posted:i guess it sounds better than "I flipped $800 in NFTs to $0" yeah yeah Flipmode is the Greatest
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# ? Jul 22, 2021 16:34 |
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Paladinus posted:So, anyway, I've learned my lesson, and from now on will only deal with Bitcoin Cash, which, I'm being told, is at least twice as secure and scam-resistant. I think you meant to say Bcash there.
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# ? Jul 22, 2021 16:47 |
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why would you need to have money to pay the commission before the sale went through
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# ? Jul 22, 2021 16:52 |
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Boxturret posted:why would you need to have money to pay the commission before the sale went through he didn't have to actually pre-pay the commission, he just had to prove he had some money. y'know, to show that you understand the concept. as you do.
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# ? Jul 22, 2021 17:15 |
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if only there were some sort of public ledger so he could have shown them that the account had money in it without unlocking it in front of them
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# ? Jul 22, 2021 17:16 |
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Boxturret posted:why would you need to have money to pay the commission before the sale went through the only thing that makes sense to me was that they'd structured their agreement as a hustle to begin with, i.e. "you owe us the commission by [date] whether or not the piece gets sold" but pitched it as "we're nice guys, so of course we'll wait until after the sale to get our commission" in a non-binding verbal way then the mark offered them a shortcut on the scam
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# ? Jul 22, 2021 17:20 |
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i just don't get how they stole the coins... did they hack the wifi? did they do some sort of magic? or was it that i left my laptop open and unlocked right in front of them when i went to the bathroom, nah
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# ? Jul 22, 2021 17:26 |
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imagine if the whole deal was actually 100% legit, but he just gave them a golden opportunity and they took it
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# ? Jul 22, 2021 17:27 |
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lmao https://vault.cnn.com/
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# ? Jul 22, 2021 17:37 |
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In other unsurprising news https://news.artnet.com/opinion/beeple-everydays-review-1951656
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# ? Jul 22, 2021 17:44 |
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It looks like each of those "moments" has 1000 NFTs minted for it. Somebody managed to hustle a lot of minting money out of CNN. (At least they are using Blocto, so they aren't having to put money into the ETH ecosystem.)
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# ? Jul 22, 2021 17:44 |
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so they were a deviant art person who then made weird photoshops well know I know what a beeple is i guess
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# ? Jul 22, 2021 17:52 |
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before that they made cyberpunkish/techno album art renders then when loving crazy with some of these later ones. idk if that was the real shining through or what but they're verging on homage to ddees territory
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# ? Jul 22, 2021 17:55 |
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NFTs are still in that greyzone in my brain of "I understand it i think" and " i cant actually be understanding it because what i understand is so loving dumb it shouldnt exist"
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# ? Jul 22, 2021 18:26 |
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the plot twist here is that it was not a "we pretend to pay you then you pay us a percentage back" scam, but simple wallet emptying
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# ? Jul 22, 2021 19:21 |
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ZeusCannon posted:NFTs are still in that greyzone in my brain of "I understand it i think" and " i cant actually be understanding it because what i understand is so loving dumb it shouldnt exist" you definitely understand it.
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# ? Jul 22, 2021 19:29 |
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look when you've Done Your Due Diligence, sometimes you just gotta leave your unlocked scamcoin wallet on your logged-in laptop with two complete strangers to take a toilet break For Literally A Minute™
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# ? Jul 22, 2021 19:31 |
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nobody could have predicted the no-chargebacks scamcoins would ever be used to chargebacklessly scam ME
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# ? Jul 22, 2021 19:31 |
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Grace Baiting posted:look when you've Done Your Due Diligence, sometimes you just gotta leave your unlocked scamcoin wallet on your logged-in laptop with two complete strangers to take a toilet break For Literally A Minute™ round here we call that the ross ulbricht
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# ? Jul 22, 2021 19:38 |
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motherfucker manages to get scammed out of all his bitcoins before they can even start the real scam. bitcoin implementation errors: motherfuckin scam race conditions like the story starts at $90k nft advance fee scam which is already like two of the dumbest things imaginable and somehow manages to get dumber from there
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# ? Jul 22, 2021 20:53 |
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please search your local craigslist for chia setups and post here tia
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# ? Jul 22, 2021 21:30 |
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FAUXTON posted:round here we call that the ross ulbricht really this was much more of a naive fross than a regular fross -- original flavor included multiple fbi agents stage a distraction + execute the laptop snag this enthusiast just unlocked and left his laptop/wallet fully exposed for "literally a minute" with two hero members
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# ? Jul 22, 2021 22:40 |
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Grace Baiting posted:really this was much more of a naive fross than a regular fross -- original flavor included multiple fbi agents stage a distraction + execute the laptop snag yeah but the dumbass got owned by a basic security failure like "not securing your computer when you leave it unattended"
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# ? Jul 22, 2021 22:52 |
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Paypal just gave me $25 to buy $25 of crypto so uh... I guess I own some butts now.
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# ? Jul 22, 2021 23:38 |
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resident posted:Paypal just gave me $25 to buy $25 of crypto so uh... I guess I own some butts now. sorry
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# ? Jul 22, 2021 23:39 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 20:36 |
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resident posted:Paypal just gave me $25 to buy $25 of crypto so uh... I guess I own some butts now. can…you sell them? lol, l nvm i know the answer in my heart
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