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Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side



Wizard Robe

Bula Vinaka fucked around with this message at 17:30 on Jul 30, 2021

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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Wizard Robe?

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
My dice.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
:lol: if you’re buying a new wizard robe from the internet instead of inheriting an actually legit wizard robe that is weathered and stained with Doritos dust and wet fart residue.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011





just unbelievably shameful

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Wizard Rober

e:

William Henry Hairytaint posted:



just unbelievably shameful

lmao

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
We can do it, we can save this thread GBS. Post dumb/weird/awful clothing things from Amazon:

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer
that looks baller as gently caress

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

what should I wear under my wizard robe

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

what should I wear under my wizard robe

nothing

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

what should I wear under my wizard robe

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret

Some guys might have a wand under their robe but I assure you I have a giant staff under mine.

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
Should I purchase the Wizard Robe?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Only if you also purchase 1(one) wizard hat and 1(one) wizard staff, with a knob on its end

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Katamari Democracy posted:

Some guys might have a wand under their robe but I assure you I have a giant staff under mine.

I'll have you know this rather unassuming rod expands into a mighty greatclub if you press the right button :smugwizard:

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Bula Vinaka posted:

Should I purchase the Wizard Robe?

Is there something wrong with the one you have now?

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Katamari Democracy posted:

Some guys might have a wand under their robe but I assure you I have a giant staff under mine.

penis

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Where is someone who can take charge of this situation and tell you what to do, op?
Some sort of...master, of wizards, perhaps

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
I think I’ll buy the white one. Looks classy and I’ll probably get hella respect put in public wearing it

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
That robe looks pretty warm

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I'll wear the robe to your funeral op

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


a wizard turned my penis into a corncob

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I want one but I want it to have
"THA SEX NUMBA"
"69"

On the back like a sports jersey

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

a wizard turned my penis into a corncob

The wizard fuckd the corncob....

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
I don't think the Wizard Robe comes in XXL / XXXLT :(

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream
There's only 3 left in stock, get 'em quick!!

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

LuckyMjmy

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
It comes in white

Grevlek
Jan 11, 2004
In borat he said vagine looks like sleeve of wizard did anyone say that yet ?

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

got to get the hat too

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Bula Vinaka posted:




Wizard Robe

I have a real robe why would I buy a satin nightgown?

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

Grevlek posted:

In borat he said vagine looks like sleeve of wizard did anyone say that yet ?

Yeah i said it, nice robe tho. A robe for men is like a dress for women imo just an excuse not to wear pants.

KittenCaboodle
Jan 16, 2014




Fun Shoe

Mooey Cow posted:

Yeah i said it, nice robe tho. A robe for men is like a dress for women imo just an excuse not to wear pants.

Who needs an excuse?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Songbearer posted:

It comes in white

:same:

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat

Grevlek posted:

In borat he said vagine looks like sleeve of wizard did anyone say that yet ?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKurokNu8mQ&t=8s

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJZZNHekEQw

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

You can only social distance so much when you’re within six feet of the astral plane.

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo

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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

This is LARP gear isn't it? Dang my dudes this is some level poo poo!!!

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