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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Stupid sexy Flanders.

I don’t even believe in Jebus!

Mmmm… unexplained bacon (Or invisible cola, or whichever one first comes to mind).

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
"Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito!"

"It's just a little airborne! It's still good! It's still good!"

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
mmm free goo

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Android Apocalypse posted:

"Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito!"

This quote is very clearly not from Homer :colbert:

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
No TV and no beer make Homer something something.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Failed Imagineer posted:

It's a pornography store, I was buying pornography.

Money, can be exchanged for goods and services.

Trambopoline.

See you in hell, candy boys.

You could do this all day, bad clickbait

Help operator, get me the number for 911.

Is the entire point it clickbait like this to be easy so as to drive up "engagement"?

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Rarity posted:

This quote is very clearly not from Homer :colbert:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DklJ9ITPisU

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Benny Harvey posted:

Is the entire point it clickbait like this to be easy so as to drive up "engagement"?

Yes.

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

Their eyes locked and suddenly there was the sound of breaking glass.
\

fartknocker posted:

No TV and no beer make Homer something something.
Go crazy?

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Don't mind if I do!

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


to escape the spider's curse

simply quote a bible verse

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


Deviant posted:

to escape the spider's curse

simply quote a bible verse

Uh... Thou shalt not... uh...

(throws a rock at the posters head)

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


Space Cadet Omoly posted:

Uh... Thou shalt not... uh...

(throws a rock at the posters head)

ow! drat quoter took a bite out of me!

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!
You can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay, but you doesn't have to keep posting Homer quotes.

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


Slugworth posted:

You can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay, but you doesn't have to keep posting Homer quotes.

nobody who posted a homer quote would say that.

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Slugworth posted:

You can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay, but you doesn't have to keep posting Homer quotes.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
drat this combinary drought.

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
HEY, KIDS, WE'RE DOING SHOWS TONIGHT!
COME ON, RAY, J, JOHNNY, SONNY, JUNIE, JUNIOR, RAY J, RJ, RJJ, RJJ JR,

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

B'Oh

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.



I believe it was a B'oh-ing accident.

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



SeanBeansShako posted:

drat this combinary drought.

Play these at the same time, it's super-liminal!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlFRIJuKsSA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7knBOmHhaA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhIk7E9h0P8

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




If you dumdums are gonna post your favourite Homer quotes, at least make a meme out of it


seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
https://mobile.twitter.com/simpsoncrapmeme/status/1421869563973619715

Here, have a meme

MunchE
Sep 7, 2000

Jestery posted:

I thought about this scene,

https://youtu.be/vjY69n61iV8

Today while looking at the magazines while checking out and had an audible laugh to myself

Re: homer catch phrase

There are notable quotes, but in terms of "repeated line of dialogue for joke" I'd have to say

Why you little!

I agree with this, the spirit of that stupid tweet is iconic repeated catch phrases and why you little is a pretty good one

Shocked at this point that "mmm, beer" hasn't come up

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
The cause of and solution to all of life's problems :cheers:

War Wizard
Jan 4, 2007

:)

fartknocker posted:

No TV and no beer make Homer something something.

This was my go-to as well.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012


That's bad

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Lone Goat posted:

If you dumdums are gonna post your favourite Homer quotes, at least make a meme out of it




:five:

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




B’oh

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

I STINK!

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

I think my favorite Homer line of all time is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpLXpkgQvDg

Antitonic
Sep 24, 2011

Invented By Gandhi

The Chad Jihad
Feb 24, 2007


I said "Dental Plan" so alternate universe me is probably dead now

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

A wonderful, maaagical animal

Ornery and Hornery fucked around with this message at 04:59 on Aug 2, 2021

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Money can be exchanged for goods and services

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

I'm sorry if this one was already done and well, I'm just sorry in general.

p_e_z_z
Feb 27, 2020

spaceblancmange posted:

I'm sorry if this one was already done and well, I'm just sorry in general.



I went horizontal.

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palamedes
Mar 9, 2008

p_e_z_z posted:

I went horizontal.



I appreciate the effort, but the correct answer is "vertical". "Vertical".

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