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Steadiman posted:https://twitter.com/NikkiMcR/status/1422308267208941570 Greg Gutfeld, a total loser and sham comedian, believes that professional athletes are not good at their job. It's probably because he's on TV and he's not very good at his job. Sad!
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LifeSunDeath posted:Gutfeld's dad has a gold medal in having his rear end in a top hat fisted. AMERICA NUMBER ONE! USA, USA, USA! Bogus Adventure posted:Greg Gutfeld, a total loser and sham comedian, believes that professional athletes are not good at their job. It's probably because he's on TV and he's not very good at his job. Steadiman fucked around with this message at 23:49 on Aug 2, 2021 |
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Aug 2, 2021 23:46
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haljordan posted:Oh don't worry you won't have to ask, he'll just talk. Endlessly. I like Nate Silver's hairdo  It's like "the parting of the Red Sea" but as a combover
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Aug 2, 2021 23:47
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The toxicity of the comments about USA women's soccer team losing to Canada is just atrocious.
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Aug 2, 2021 23:48
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Bogus Adventure posted:I like Nate Silver's hairdo I prefer the "Man who just fled from a carnival" look 
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haljordan posted:I prefer the "Man who just fled from a carnival" look That one is a classic
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haljordan posted:I prefer the "Man who just fled from a carnival" look Nick Kroll lookin' ROUGH these days.
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Aug 2, 2021 23:51
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Time_pants posted:Realistically, though, 2022 going to be a bad fukken time for the Dems, right? Between the seats coming up and the voter suppression bullshit, I just can't see this going well. Democrats are going to pickup seats in 2022. If they get crushed please give me like a ban or probation or something. We need a healthy dose of hope to go with our LOLs. Mr. Pants, its going to be okay. If not at least we got some good laughs in.
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Aug 2, 2021 23:53
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The Last Call posted:This one. He got vaccinated. If he gets infected again, it's not going to be anywhere near as bad.
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Aug 2, 2021 23:53
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Trump has a better chance of dying from 'nam PTSD than from COVID. We all know he will die involving poo poo-related complications (like maybe E. coli or drowning from an overflowing diaper).
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Aug 2, 2021 23:57
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Bogus Adventure posted:Whoa, he got reelected? Yeah, 2019 was also the year that Beshear managed to (barely) knock off the Chud governor of Kentucky thanks to some lingering loyalty to his father in the rural counties, a successful mobilization of teachers against a very specific set of issues caused by the GOP and Louisville going hard Dem. Not something that can be easily replicated, but it was a fun thing to wake up to. Bevin's response to COVID would have been terrifying.
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Grammarchist posted:Yeah, 2019 was also the year that Beshear managed to (barely) knock off the Chud governor of Kentucky thanks to some lingering loyalty to his father in the rural counties, a successful mobilization of teachers against a very specific set of issues caused by the GOP and Louisville going hard Dem. I was glad to see Beshear win because it gave me hope that McConnell might lose... 
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Aug 2, 2021 23:58
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Time_pants posted:He got vaccinated. If he gets infected again, it's not going to be anywhere near as bad. Maybe but there's nothing stopping him from chugging horse dewormers in a panic
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Aerith Gainthborough posted:Democrats are going to pickup seats in 2022. If they get crushed please give me like a ban or probation or something. Alternatively, elections will be canceled all across the nation as the Omega variant ravages through the population. Either way I'm super pissed off that I chose 2020 as the year I quit drinking
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Bogus Adventure posted:I was glad to see Beshear win because it gave me hope that McConnell might lose... Maybe if the Democratic establishment had backed the right loving candidate.
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Aug 2, 2021 23:59
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Hobo Clown posted:Maybe but there's nothing stopping him from chugging horse dewormers in a panic Not only is there's nothing stopping him, there's plenty encouraging him! You may not follow the internet like he does.
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https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/1422315087293992960 Lol yeah but don't call him a fascist just cause he hangs out with fascists and is speaker at their events, endorses/promotes their ideas, and gives them a platform. He's just asking questions.
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Aug 3, 2021 00:00
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boop the snoot posted:NBA players don’t miss when they’re just shooting around. It’s incredible. Steph Curry hit like 103 straight 3s in practice (there’s a video). This is truth. It's also funny how much their bodies are adapted to the game. Like they're already crazy tall but their arm span is freakishly large in proportion to the big body. Their hands just engulf the ball and it's like a normal person tossing around a tennis ball.
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Batterypowered7 posted:Maybe if the Democratic establishment had backed the right loving candidate. Lol at them EVER backing the right candidate. They are why we have Feinstein instead of Kevin de León. Say what you will about de León, he'd be better than loving Feinstein.
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Aug 3, 2021 00:03
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Pook Good Mook posted:The Saturday that Pennsylvania was called was nearly as good. I was so proud to be a Pennsylvanian that day. The weather was beautiful, my wife and I did some field work while listening to WXPN’s banger of an afternoon request block, and then we ate cheese burger subs with one of our friends. It was such a good day. I even turned the XPN broadcast into a Spotify playlist.
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Aug 3, 2021 00:05
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This story branch featuring horse medicine for their brainworms is awesome 
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Aug 3, 2021 00:06
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Bogus Adventure posted:Lol at them EVER backing the right candidate. They are why we have Feinstein instead of Kevin de León. Say what you will about de León, he'd be better than loving Feinstein. Buddy, you couldn't pay me to gently caress Feinstein.
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bar88537 posted:This is truth. It's also funny how much their bodies are adapted to the game. Like they're already crazy tall but their arm span is freakishly large in proportion to the big body. Their hands just engulf the ball and it's like a normal person tossing around a tennis ball. Reminds me of reading about the absolute loving beating the Olympic Dream Team gave to every other team in '92.
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Steadiman posted:https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/1422315087293992960 Hopefully he doesn't head down to Brazil to start campaigning for Bolsonaro or Glenn Greenwald might have to resolve some of his internal contradictions.
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Aug 3, 2021 00:11
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boop the snoot posted:NBA players don’t miss when they’re just shooting around. It’s incredible. Steph Curry hit like 103 straight 3s in practice (there’s a video). I remember a few years ago, I think it was Kentucky's basketball team was doing great and eventually won the NCAA championship. Some talking head sports dope said that the team was so good, they'd probably have a winning record if they were playing that year in the NBA eastern conference. Charles Barkley got so mad. He observed, correctly, that the worst NBA teams would blow out the best college team every single time, because it's a whole different level of competition. Each year, some of the best college players get drafted and very few of them actually end up as starters on a team.
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Batterypowered7 posted:I just remembered that Loeffler and Perdue both lost their runoff elections. I am so loving happy that happened. It was easy to miss because it happened literally two hours before the storming of the Capitol
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Aug 3, 2021 00:22
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olylifter posted:my wife's got this recurring skin condition on her face that she cannot get a diagnosis or treatment for 1 You wife has fungal/yeast infections on her face 2 Don’t use ivermectin on your wife, jesus
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Aug 3, 2021 00:24
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Flowers for QAnon posted:1 You wife has fungal/yeast infections on her face What if OP and their wife are centaurs?
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Aug 3, 2021 00:26
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You love to see it! Bigly diet, tremendous medicine, DO SOMETHING
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haljordan posted:You gotta love how he calls American medalists at the OLYMPICS "not actually that good at their sport" when they are literally (not figuratively!) the best in the world. People do that poo poo all the time. They think they can hang with an NBA player when in reality, a guy who started for even a fuckin' DIII school would completely destroy 99% of the people who stepped on the court. literally the people who get placed on the far ends of the swimming competitions are world class athletes. it is just that people who get the inside lanes and get a medal are freakish outliers. everyone in the nba destroyed their high school opponents, played better than most college ballers, and even beat enough people to get into the nba. the only arguable thing you can say is that the difference between the lowest nba players and some g-leaguers is probably close... also brian scalabrine, who most fans would argue would never be good enough to start in the nba... just ran circles around D-II/D-III college ball players after he retired. anyways back to trump. trump is not going to die from covid because he's been vaccinated and even if he got it again he's not going to die. the best you can hope for is the brain deteriorating at that point will be so bad he'll poo poo his pants on live television and just play around in it.
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Ivermectin is approved for use in humans btw, but for parasitic worms (internal use) and for head lice/ rosacea (topical use) No idea what either of those had to do with a corona virus
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Strong Sauce posted:literally the people who get placed on the far ends of the swimming competitions are world class athletes. it is just that people who get the inside lanes and get a medal are freakish outliers. Oh yeah? You gonna toxx and eat a burrito if it does happen?! Please toxx that you'll eat a burrito. That's why Trump, Loeffler, and Perdue actually lost.
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Legit happy Patches decided to come home
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GET MY BELT SON posted:Legit happy Patches decided to come home Me too. I wanna know how they found him though. Especially since he went to a house the poster no longer lived at.
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Aug 3, 2021 00:38
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Strong Sauce posted:anyways back to trump. trump is not going to die from covid because he's been vaccinated and even if he got it again he's not going to die. the best you can hope for is the brain deteriorating at that point will be so bad he'll poo poo his pants on live television and just play around in it. I do suspect he suffered brain damage from his first bout of Covid. There was a sudden mental decline right afterwards. He was just dumber after he recovered. So LOL.
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Wendigee posted:Ivermectin is approved for use in humans btw, but for parasitic worms (internal use) and for head lice/ rosacea (topical use) Head lice and the corona virus are both located around
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Okay this is a huge shot in the dark here, and maybe the memory fog is too dense, but I swear I've seen this picture before. Was anyone else here posting on the secular web/infidels.org message boards in the early 2000s? I remember there was a particularly annoying Christian troll that would pop in, make a bunch of dumb arguments, get laughed out, have him return later, repeat. He was a super weird dude outside of the religiosity and one of the claims he made was the cum was great for skin care. Someone jokingly asked if he used it on himself, and he posted a picture of himself to prove the effectiveness of cum as a face moisturizer. Lets just say, 20ish years later, I had a gut punch of recognition when I saw this photo. Any other secular web veterans from way back in the day remember anything like this?
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