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cram before the cramming exam |
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Aug 4, 2021 21:29
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I think usually you stick something in the lady's front butt, and then pull it out, and then put it in, and pull it out, and you keep doing this until she tells you to stop. Then you can go get ice cream. |
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Aug 4, 2021 21:49
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As a gently caress expert, you just gotta go on instinct. When you want to gently caress, you gotta set the mood. Lean forward and display your pinnae, then droop your wings like big brooms while marching straight legged and inflating your airsacks. If this doesn't sufficiently excite your potential mate(s) (no kinkshame here, get it) then you're going to want to begin warbling, at a low enough frequency to vibrate their internal genitalia, while circling them in increasingly tighter spirals. If THAT doesn't work, you're going to need to march and strut, KEEP YOUR FALSE KNEES STRAIGHT, and clap your airsacks very very firmly together. Prep work first. THEN you can get down to loving. loving is just, you know. Just like, wiggle a little bit. |
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Aug 4, 2021 23:03
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LOL loving. Mitosis is where it's at  Noob. |
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Aug 4, 2021 23:49
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cruft posted:I think usually you stick something in the lady's front butt, and then pull it out, and then put it in, and pull it out, and you keep doing this until she tells you to stop. Then you can go get ice cream. |
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Aug 4, 2021 23:54
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It, uh, there's a trolley involved, and it's... There's lips. You know. And like, uh you, uh, you gotta use...uh, you know. |
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Aug 5, 2021 00:10
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Rub your butts together |
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Aug 5, 2021 00:33
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when its time to gently caress we will gently caress hard
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Aug 5, 2021 01:14
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nut posted:when its time to gently caress we will gently caress hard how hard will we gently caress |
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Aug 5, 2021 01:17
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Mormon Nailer posted:how hard will we gently caress i dunno the rest of the lyrics nor how to gently caress 
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Aug 5, 2021 01:19
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nut posted:i dunno the rest of the lyrics nor how to gently caress shh me either but we gotta play it cool, maybe we will accidentally gently caress |
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Aug 5, 2021 01:20
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All this foreplay will be lost in time, like jizz in rain. |
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Aug 5, 2021 04:41
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Mormon Nailer posted:As a gently caress expert, you just gotta go on instinct. thank you for at least trying to actually help with my very serious question. i think a lot of this can be adapted to my physiology. my warble/strut aren't half bad, so i've got that going for me. i guess a lot of it really is just putting your pinnae out there and puffing up those airsacks but it's hard, you know? ---------------- |
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Aug 5, 2021 04:57
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I'm afraid that loving no longer exists. You're too late OP. |
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Aug 5, 2021 05:21
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loving is just like riding a bike in that i've forgotten how to do both |
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Aug 5, 2021 06:06
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maybe you bring a bike to the loving? (just in case) |
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Aug 5, 2021 06:07
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You get what you give (a gently caress) |
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Aug 5, 2021 07:37
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its like making GBS threads but in reverse and the poo is a weiner |
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Aug 5, 2021 07:44
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just be in a room together talk about stuff or play video games together and stuff and when you come out tell everyone you hosed. But not directly. You need to say something like "we did it if you know what i mean" That's how I usually do it. Hasn't failed me yet.
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Aug 5, 2021 09:19
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Is there a Walmart or Rite Aid nearby? People often forget the proper supplies. 1 9x13 Rubbermaid plastic container 2 packets unflavored gelatin (after the first time you can choose a flavor of your choice to spice it up) 1 can fruit cocktail 1 bag pretzel sticks 1 can sweetened condensed milk When the time is right, bring 1 gallon of water to a simmer. While the water is coming to heat, play this song on your phone or nearby smart device. If you don’t have one of those, sing it. I learned this from my parents when they sat me down and taught me the facts of life, but your family song might be different. You can use ours. https://youtu.be/iTZgJTyxB-M Sit your partner down in a chair with their feet firmly planted in the 9 x 13 container. it helps if they’re facing a window. Dissolve the gelatin in the water. Turn off the heat. While it is cooling, but before the song ends, open the sweetened condensed milk and drizzle it over your partner’s feet. Do the same for the fruit cocktail and pretzels. be sure to spread them evenly. If this song has ended at this point, replay it. While directly looking your partner in the eyes, pour the warm gelatin water over their feet until the pot is empty. At this point, say good night and go to sleep in a nearby room. When you wake up, check that the Jell-O is firm. Walk outside and ring the dinner bell so that the neighbors know there is a loving event. No utensils are allowed, this is like bobbing for apples. Form a line at the door. The loving is over when the 9 x 13 tray is empty and your partner‘s feet are clean. Good luck! |
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Aug 5, 2021 10:20
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Aug 5, 2021 14:42
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Op have you tried sticking….it ya know, in, uh, in there
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Aug 5, 2021 14:59
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You just, like, you gotta put your mhmm in the hehehe and then you move like wikkawikkawikka and then you unnnnnnngh and that's sex. |
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Aug 5, 2021 15:01
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Mormon Nailer posted:that's sex. Whoa whoa whoa, try to stay on topic! Please re-read the thread title, which very clearly is asking about loving. |
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Aug 5, 2021 15:10
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cruft posted:Whoa whoa whoa, try to stay on topic! Please re-read the thread title, which very clearly is asking about loving. Oh, sorry, I thought this was the Balldo thread! My bad. So with loving, you gotta grease everything up. Everything. Then you gotta get in a room where you can get a good running start and when you're about halfway there you gotta start really pumping your arms so you can get speed, and |
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Aug 5, 2021 15:12
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I'm gonna come clean, I have no idea what loving is. I just acted like I did to be cool. I'm so so sorry! |
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Aug 5, 2021 15:44
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gently caress is between fünf and sieben. I don't know why people get so excited about it. |
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Aug 5, 2021 16:02
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Buttchocks posted:gently caress is between fünf and sieben. I don't know why people get so excited about it. No, that's "Fick" and it's completely different. I think.
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Aug 5, 2021 16:13
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Escape From Noise posted:I'm gonna come clean, I have no idea what loving is. I just acted like I did to be cool. I'm so so sorry! Same tbh, disregard everything I posted in this thread. I just wanted to be part of the cool kids who do loving |
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Aug 5, 2021 16:13
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loving: too legal? discuss or dont im not yr boss sample tangent: if it was a crime it would be a cool crime & byob ---------------- |
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Aug 5, 2021 16:38
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Wait am I the only person in here who has ever hosed |
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Aug 5, 2021 16:57
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from my perspective, it really seems like it's not actually time to gently caress. maybe one day.Mormon Nailer posted:Wait am I the only person in here who has ever hosed 'fraid so |
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Aug 5, 2021 17:02
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🥵 gently caress or die 💀
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Aug 5, 2021 17:12
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Mormon Nailer posted:Wait am I the only person in here who has ever hosed no ive totally, just yknow dont check or anything ---------------- |
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Aug 5, 2021 17:16
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Mormon Nailer posted:Wait am I the only person in here who has ever hosed no believe me, i definitely gently caress
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Aug 5, 2021 17:16
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*in Yu-Gi-Oh voice* It's time to f-f-f-f fu-fu-fu-gently caress! |
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Aug 5, 2021 17:20
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:no believe me, i definitely gently caress I'm sorry but your word here is simply insufficient. We're going to need you to submit an evidence package. Be sure to double-ziploc bag it before bringing it in. |
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Aug 5, 2021 17:46
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FutonForensic posted:🥵 gently caress or die 💀 Well, it's been real, everyone! |
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Aug 5, 2021 17:52
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kuskus posted:Is there a Walmart or Rite Aid nearby? People often forget the proper supplies. ok i tried this. it seemed to be going well at first, she loved the song and was giggling through the condensed milk stuff but gave me a kinda weird look when i said good night and was gone when i woke up. now the group chat is calling me "mello jello" and she's not answering my texts ---------------- |
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