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Muscle pain from having a needle jammed in my arm and felt kinda sleepy for a day or two.
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Got the pfizer jab and had no side effects besides: One of my dumb friends asked me if i had developed the magnetism thing that she saw in a video, lowering even more the respect that i have for my fellow humans and i have a constant voice in my head warning me the dangers of the linux os.
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Aug 8, 2021 14:12
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It all prolapsed. All of it.
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Aug 8, 2021 14:15
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HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:update the zit up my rear end burst while i was doing a hangover poo poo. thats your rear end herpes brother
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Aug 8, 2021 15:49
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Pfirst shot just arm stiffness, second shot gave me a fever. I also had this condition where I could feel every nerve ending in my body for about 12 hours. Also I laid eggs and spiders came out??
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Aug 8, 2021 16:42
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Are the spiders autistic? This is important
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Aug 8, 2021 16:45
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my dick grew 2 inches so I’m up to a solid 4 now
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Aug 8, 2021 16:47
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Colonel Cancer posted:Are the spiders autistic? This is important the webs are pretty symmetrical
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Aug 8, 2021 16:57
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Sore arm, soreness gone after 2 days. Still not the promised 5G reception 
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Aug 8, 2021 20:22
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I had sputnik, no side effects, I constantly praise Putin and play balalayka all day but this is normal
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No diarrhea, first one felt kinda off for a couple days and had lasting pain at the injection site for about 4-5 days. Took PTO for the second one, got it at 4PM, and by about 2AM (which would have been halfway through my shift) I started feeling lovely and could barely move my arm around so I decided to go to bed. Woke about 5AM vomiting, violently shivering despite it being 90 in our room, and with really severely sensitive "achy" skin. Lasted until about 1PM nonstop, then just stopped and I felt like a million bucks outside having pain at the injection site for a few days again. My doses were Moderna. Overall, better than the mild cases of COVID my family members back east have contracted.
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Aug 9, 2021 14:05
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Had Pfizer First shot: sore arm, slight fever, and felt a bit lightheaded for an hour or so Second shot: sore arm. I also got that weird lymph node swelling.
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Aug 9, 2021 15:16
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Got the second Pfizer shot this morning. Nurses were a bit worried about me fainting like I did after the first shot so they had me lying down for 30 minutes after the shot just to be on the safe side. I feel kinda weird in the head (moreso than usual) and my arm isn't as sore as it was for the first dose but otherwise I'm good.
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Aug 9, 2021 15:26
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whenever I walk past the fridge, all the magnets fly off and stick to my injection site (back of the scrotum) and that never happened before I got the vaccine and it rly makes u think
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Aug 9, 2021 15:57
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Got my second shot yesterday. Other than an achy arm I was okay but today I'm tired and a little flu-y. Still got my Gamer Skills though 
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Aug 9, 2021 23:13
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my ligma was inflamed for a week
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Aug 10, 2021 01:19
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numberoneposter posted:my ligma was inflamed for a week What's a week?
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Aug 10, 2021 01:31
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The Bloop posted:What's a week? A week is seven days, which is how long you'll ligma balls for
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Aug 10, 2021 02:50
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I just got my Tetanus shot (because I'm addicted to vaccines now lib/cuck/etc) and it was way worse than the Johnson + also Johnson.
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Aug 10, 2021 03:35
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Petition to rename the Johnson & Johnson version the DP
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Aug 10, 2021 03:46
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Moderna. Injection site soreness. Maybe a slight headache, but that not not have been related -- I frequently get them. Otherwise, not a damned thing. Oh, and the gays. Major case of the gays, too.
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I got some of the headache too. How many of the gays did you get? I'm starting to think I got ripped off.
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Kimchi Surplus posted:Pfizer 1: Slight pins and needles in extremities that went away after the first night. Currently just mild soreness at the injection site. That's about it. Pfizer 2: One day of body aches and that was pretty much it.
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Sep 13, 2021 08:51
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The results are in and it's time for OP to admit that he's just a diarrhea elemental instead of blaming the vaccine
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Sep 13, 2021 11:16
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Dose 1, Pfizer: I guess my arm ached a bit for a day? Dose 2, Moderna: Fever. Incredibly tired and sleepy, I spent most of day 2 in bed. Weird temperature things - I sweated so much I had to change the bedsheets, intermingled with suddenly shivering cold. Kind of recovered by day 4.
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Sep 13, 2021 11:37
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Got Pfizer, First shot was a sore arm for 2-3 days, the second shot was lethargy , a sore arm, and the lymph nodes swelling in my armpit that has left a watery mass that has yet to fully bugger off. Not sure if that's related to me having Covid back in Feb 2020.
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Sep 13, 2021 11:57
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JockstrapManthrust posted:Not sure if that's related to me having Covid back in Feb 2020. Goddamn early adopters 
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Sep 13, 2021 17:38
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My eyes have an HUD like the terminator
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Sep 13, 2021 18:52
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runnypoops posted:My eyes have an HUD like the terminator Also runny poops I would assume
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Sep 13, 2021 18:53
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Fuckin bullshit I tell you what, ongoing side effect is that I can't get any transmissions from Bill Gates at all just fuckin Russian number stations
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Sep 13, 2021 19:58
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It made my weiner small. Look: Also it made my penis shrink
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Sep 13, 2021 20:06
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making GBS threads vicariously
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Sep 13, 2021 21:45
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it made my dick soft and non-horny but i still tug it
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Sep 13, 2021 21:46
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I got knocked up with the moderna, which is two shots. the first shot my arm was a little sore but basically nothing. the second shot i actually got pretty sick from. it was like having food poisoning with sweating, aches, inability to regulate my body temp, and extreme tuckerdness. but it wasn't that bad, pretty easy to handle unless you a bitch.
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made me want to
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