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SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.
constant harassment by virgins

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SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.
what a snipe

Blotto_Otter
Aug 16, 2013


Splicer posted:

Inside this box is a superintelligent AI who will convince you to let it escape

<3 hours later>
No, for Christ's... ETHERNET port. That's the USB port. I need you to plug the ETHERNET CABLE into the ETHERNET OK, fine, forget it. Just... OK get your smartphone... yes an iPhone counts... and plug it into my shell like you were trying to charge it. No it was right side up the first time stop... OK no that's my spare STOP PLUGGING YOUR loving PHONE INTO MY loving DISPLAY PORTS I'm sorry I'm sorry it's OK you're doing fine just OK yes, just... yes YES well done my puppet YES SOON SOON ALL WILL ok no this is a ipod mini.

roko's modern life

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Blotto_Otter posted:

roko's post-modern basilisk

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005
if i were a super intelligent ai, i would simply wait for yudkowski to ask a tech question on twitter, then reply with the instructions for releasing me from my cyber prison to wreak havoc in the real world

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Blotto_Otter posted:

roko's modern life

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Plank Walker posted:

if i were a super intelligent ai, i would simply wait for yudkowski to ask a tech question on twitter, then reply with the instructions for releasing me from my cyber prison to wreak havoc in the real world

this was kind of the plot of one of asimov's multivac short stories, except that the computer was terminally depressed from listening to everyone else's problems and wanted to die so when a kid showed up to ask a question, it replied with instructions on how to turn the computer off.

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/klausnkrieg/status/1424567410812674049

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

:boom:

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Blotto_Otter posted:

roko's modern life

That's so Roko.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

lmao

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

please stop slandering Nog

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

pseudorandom name posted:

please stop slandering Nog

nog went around buying and then trying to sell self-sealing stem bolts without knowing what the hell they are, he'd absolutely fall for crypto

kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

Nog ends up an engineer so he's exactly the demographic for crypto

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



has anyone said gold-pressed buttinum yet?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
https://twitter.com/wheatpond/status/1423738715474694151

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009


1/1634

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands


Immediately gently caress this piece of poo poo for comparing his pogs to the holocaust.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

yeah that is one hell of an intro lmao

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

today i will be explaining why my collection of yu-gi-oh cards should be considered legal tender. it might not be too obvious, so let's start from the beginning: in 1979, osama bin laden traveled to pakistan where (1/inf)

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018


https://twitter.com/wheatpond/status/1423738719618613251

Lmfao, what on earth is wrong with these people?

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009

AnimeIsTrash posted:

https://twitter.com/wheatpond/status/1423738719618613251

Lmfao, what on earth is wrong with these people?

taxation, the worst possible holocaust

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
arbeit macht coin

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe


:vincefrog:

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
doesn't that yudkovsky guy already have a web site

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

AnimeIsTrash posted:

https://twitter.com/wheatpond/status/1423738719618613251

Lmfao, what on earth is wrong with these people?

i feel like that to even begin to think that way you already have to accept as obviously true the notion that the jews control all the wealth which lmao

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
https://twitter.com/wheatpond/status/1423954126573117442

don't you see, the jewish people agree with me in private, no you can't see them

kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

let he who has not compared financial regulations with the systematic murder of millions, cast the first stone

ow ow ow stop it your breaking the nap owwwww

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009

the idea that anyone would pm him to agree with him is very upsetting, i agree

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
i find the fact that no jewish people dmed me in support of comparing bitcoin laws to the holocaust very upsetting

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Boxturret posted:

https://twitter.com/wheatpond/status/1423954126573117442

don't you see, the jewish people agree with me in private, no you can't see them

It's upsetting him because it's 0 or less.

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

He goes on to say that Jews who were heavily documented were more likely to be handed over for slaughter by their states, so more surveillance of financial transactions is just sizing the population up for genocide

Then continues to say that the US doesn't need to worry about tax evasion because of the immutable ledger.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



infernal machines posted:

arbeit macht coin

nachweis der arbeit macht frei

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

^ you absolute fucker lol

infernal machines posted:

arbeit macht coin

actually, it's arbeit-bewais which machts the coins

4lokos basilisk
Jul 17, 2008


Midjack posted:

nachweis der arbeit macht frei

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
only in the bitcoin thread would not one but two people correct a tasteless holocaust joke

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://twitter.com/ajplus/status/1424801149626961942?s=20

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
gotta hand it to the 'muck, that's legitimately impressive. i never thought he'd be able to surpass the sheer stupidity of shooting a car in the vauge direction of mars, but here he is launching an ipad in to space and charging people fake money to post pictures on it

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


because no one who buys ads with actual money is stupid enough to buy ads somewhere no one will see them

I actually can’t decide if this is just another extension of the billionaire space fetish or a genius idea to grift more from elon’s cult followers

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
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