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meet girls at the store posted:My office Open Bidened at 8:00 this morning with a celebratory staff breakfast. It’s now 11:39, somebody has tested positive, and they’re scrambling to do contact tracing for the breakfast party. Life comes at you fast. hahahahahahahha
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corona familiar posted:friend got an ad for this lol how much do they charge for that completely unofficial thing that i'm sure costs pennies to make
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corona familiar posted:friend got an ad for this Strong "wallet inspector" vibes with that
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mod sassinator posted:covid thread: the documentary: the trailer, an adam curtis parody tribute ty for reposting this is a good video, and made me feel loving insane, it's hard to think about what everything has been like the last 20 months
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Stereotype posted:lol how much do they charge for that completely unofficial thing that i'm sure costs pennies to make Probably the same as all those fake service dog certificates. Hell, probably the same guy doing both.
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Guggenheim has postponed their back to work model (which involves a formula for how many people are allowed/should be back at once, and how many days you have to be in the office a week, etc) a month. was gonna be september, now october and now NYC is requiring vaccines for all museum/gallery visitors and employees ....nothing about masks though 
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mod sassinator posted:covid thread: the documentary: the trailer, an adam curtis parody tribute so many greatest hits that we’ve shared together, so many more for years to come
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hey SNL writers I know you're reading this thread I got a goo skit for you *office workers in the office talking about how great it is to be back in the office away from that awful WFH, seeing people smiling, kids in school, etc when suddenly a bunch of dudes in biohazard suits burst in* Everyone get down, we're from the CDC and we've tracked a deadly Ligma variant here to this office! panicked and frightened, one of the crying office workers looks to one of the biobros with tears in his eyes and asks wait what is ligma? CDC guy pulls off his helmet and says to him ligma BALLS! hahahah then they high five each other then the guy is like wait a minute you guys aren't really from the CDC are you? To which bio guy 1 replies of course we are from the CDC. The CD--- eeez nuts!!! you're welcome
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My first post in the new thread to begin my journey to top 30 posters in this thread.
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gently caress, I have to rebuild my rep in a new thread
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Topo Chico Debarge posted:My first post in the new thread to begin my journey to top 30 posters in this thread. How do you even see that info?
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Stereotype posted:lol how much do they charge for that completely unofficial thing that i'm sure costs pennies to make apparently only one easy payment of $9.99! oh, and your phone number, which i'm sure won't be used for anything 
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Pillowpants posted:How do you even see that info? Meticulous documentation
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Pillowpants posted:How do you even see that info? Just post in every page up until page 7000 and they'll hand you a medal
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Pillowpants posted:How do you even see that info? you have to count them all up by hand
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Topo Chico Debarge posted:My first post in the new thread to begin my journey to top 30 posters in this thread. you will not defeat me. I am the king of white noise
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you fuckers I worked on that skit for 5 minutes in the shower you better loving laugh at it
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Iron Crowned posted:gently caress, I have to rebuild my rep in a new thread Guy to go to strip club with. See. No you don't
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Pillowpants posted:How do you even see that info? 
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silicone thrills posted:someone should really put the respirator and mask buying guides and links in the OP for real tho since like every time a new person pops in thats the first thing that usually gets asked. Also the covid data spreadsheet link. - this one https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/12Ss6gA8ULL-2gxh4tWy12gFjTB078ba2KuxeqI9yz70/edit#gid=0 added!
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Kunabomber posted:Just post in every page up until page 7000 and they'll hand you a medal Haha last time i did anything like that people just responded to me with "SPREADSHEETS" For like 5 years
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Pillowpants posted:How do you even see that info? I dunno how to check it for real. Check the last page of the old thread and someone posted a screenshot of a list of the top 30.
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Asproigerosis posted:hey SNL writers I know you're reading this thread I got a goo skit for you lol
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Pillowpants posted:How do you even see that info? Click the post count next to the thread title
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Asproigerosis posted:hey SNL writers I know you're reading this thread I got a goo skit for you also parody porn producers take note if they can make Who's Nailin Paylin, the world deserves COVID-19 Ate My Balls
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Asproigerosis posted:you fuckers I worked on that skit for 5 minutes in the shower you better loving laugh at it I spent 5 minutes in the shower doing something a lot more
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meet girls at the store posted:My office Open Bidened at 8:00 this morning with a celebratory staff breakfast. It’s now 11:39, somebody has tested positive, and they’re scrambling to do contact tracing for the breakfast party. Life comes at you fast. this owns so much lol
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meet girls at the store posted:My office Open Bidened at 8:00 this morning with a celebratory staff breakfast. It’s now 11:39, somebody has tested positive, and they’re scrambling to do contact tracing for the breakfast party. Life comes at you fast. 
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Waiting at the CVS, pretty blond lady gets in line for the pharmacy, sees my respirator, then puts on a mask. Surprising it's about 75% mask compliance at the moment
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empty whippet box posted:you will not defeat me. I am the king of white noise I dunno. You're what, 26th, 27th? Looks like you barely kept pace last time. I'm thinking I crack top 20 this go around.
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