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lol you're half right. not much to seize in a system that runs on crypto
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"We voted not to get shot!" I cry as I'm lined up against the wall with all the others in the town.
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gschmidl posted:"We voted not to get shot!" I cry as I'm lined up against the wall with all the others in the town. "Hey Google, how you you say 'you're violating the NAP' in Pashto?"
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Aug 16, 2021 17:11
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Me standing outside what used to be my house "But I have an NFT!"
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Splicer posted:Me standing outside what used to be my house "But I have an NAP!"
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Aug 16, 2021 18:30
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imagine desperately trying to bribe your way out of an increasingly hostile country with bitcoins, just frantically explaining to the gate guard how to set up a wallet
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Aug 16, 2021 18:34
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watching people plummet to their deaths in fear as they cling to the sides of C17s and bitcoiners still try to spin this as a use case is making me very angry Ron Paul Atreides fucked around with this message at 18:50 on Aug 16, 2021 |
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Ron Paul Atreides posted:watching people plummet to their deaths in fear as they cling to the sides of C17s and bitcoiners still try to spin this as a use case is making me very angry crypto people are basically a sampling of the worst people humanity has to offer, so it's not surprising
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Aug 16, 2021 18:53
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Aug 16, 2021 18:53
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man whoever said this situation has been an absolute feeding frenzy for dipshit takes was 100% correct
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I didn't expect to see holocaust-comparison-level idiot takes this quickly again but here we are. I hear Rolexes make far better bartering tools than gold bars. Or Bitcoin. e: the second part of above tweet is very important https://twitter.com/ptonerdoteth/status/1427218555343360001 e2:  inghttps://twitter.com/xsillent/status/1427237324790931468 gschmidl fucked around with this message at 19:21 on Aug 16, 2021 |
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Aug 16, 2021 19:18
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if the blockchain can be applied to solve any conceivable human problem then how can blockchain be applied to the problem of making these dweebs gently caress off forever and take their fountain of poo poo takes with them
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Aug 16, 2021 19:31
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Sapozhnik posted:if the blockchain can be applied to solve any conceivable human problem then how can blockchain be applied to the problem of making these dweebs gently caress off forever and take their fountain of poo poo takes with them it can't therefore proving that bitcoin is useless
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FAUXTON posted:imagine desperately trying to bribe your way out of an increasingly hostile country with bitcoins, just frantically explaining to the gate guard how to set up a wallet
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Aug 16, 2021 19:41
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ironically the Afghani is the currency, not the people.
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Aug 16, 2021 19:44
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Non Functioning Thoughts.
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gschmidl posted:I didn't expect to see holocaust-comparison-level idiot takes this quickly again but here we are. i really hope these are legitimately the dumbest motherfuckers on earth because it would be devastating to find out there's someone dumber
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Aug 16, 2021 21:16
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i'm glad they somehow managed to cram deus ex muskina into this too
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Shame Boy posted:i'm glad they somehow managed to cram deus ex muskina into this too All part of the same bazingoid "I loving love science that I don't even begin to comprehend" crowd.
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Aug 16, 2021 21:36
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they love the sciences the way they love women--by jerking off to them from afar
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FAUXTON posted:imagine desperately trying to bribe your way out of an increasingly hostile country with bitcoins, just frantically explaining to the gate guard how to set up a wallet *gives bitcoins* *gets shot and left in an open grave* currency of the future
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Aug 16, 2021 21:51
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I'm trying to remember where someone posted the screed about how bitcoin was the solution to the biggest problem in cryonics. No, not "cryonics is hokum that cannot work", but "once they've frozen you, what motivation is there to thaw you out?" Their idea was to put some bitcoin in a brainwallet, so that in the far future when hyperbitcoinization has happened and there is near-perfect technology, people will want to thaw you out/resurrect you so that they can get a share of the enormous wealth that you can only be access when you are alive. So, by hodling bitcoin you will eventually overcome death itself, to be resurrected in a glorious Remember, y'all: Not a cult.
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if they can rebuild your brain from ice crystal filled soup can't they just scan the code from your frozen noodle and then toss you into the reclamation tank?
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yeah they did say that. didn't that one guy that was probably satoshi who died get frozen?
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LanceHunter posted:I'm trying to remember where someone posted the screed about how bitcoin was the solution to the biggest problem in cryonics. No, not "cryonics is hokum that cannot work", but "once they've frozen you, what motivation is there to thaw you out?" Their idea was to put some bitcoin in a brainwallet, so that in the far future when hyperbitcoinization has happened and there is near-perfect technology, people will want to thaw you out/resurrect you so that they can get a share of the enormous wealth that you can only be access when you are alive. So, by hodling bitcoin you will eventually overcome death itself, to be resurrected in a glorious i was gonna say that it's pretty far fetched that future citizens, when faced with an economic system where all the world's power is concentrated in the hands of few decaying liches who are dependent on those same citizens to continue living, would just keep playing along instead of revolting but then realized i'm describing current times too
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I hope the computer lizard from the future will torment bitcoiners' brainwallets in its cybernetic hell for all eternity.
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Paladinus posted:I hope the computer lizard from the future will torment bitcoiners' brainwallets in its cybernetic hell for all eternity. look around.
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if we could just turn all the people of afghanistan into bitcoinmen they could just roll out of reach of the taliban
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Taliban: "Bitcoin is haram because of these usurious fees, like Allahu Akbar what the gently caress man no fees my rear end"
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i can't tell if this is a shitpost or an earnest reply. all i know is that it's good for bitscoin
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Shame Boy posted:if we could just turn all the people of afghanistan into bitcoinmen they could just roll out of reach of the taliban 
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Didn't somebody try donating a huge sum of bitcoin to the taliban and/or ISIS and it didn't work because 
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*converts entire country of afghanistan into bitcoin so the taliban can't take it over* the next day: afghanistan: penis
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they'll still take over the country but then maybe they'll change their minds and give it back keeping only 5% as a finders fee
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Aug 17, 2021 01:43
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EorayMel posted:Didn't somebody try bitcoin and it didn't work because
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Zamujasa posted:i can't tell if this is a shitpost or an earnest reply. all i know is that it's good for bitscoin I had to click through this to confirm that it was, in fact, mocking the op
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