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Robobot posted:One of my friends made me chili with carrots in it once. It was OK. They made stew actually
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Aug 17, 2021 15:49
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All chili is stew.
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Aug 17, 2021 15:51
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One time a former college roommate of mine decided to make chili in a crock pot while he was away at class. There were several things working against his success in this endeavor: - he either loathed or was allergic to tomatoes, and decided with moon logic that hot dog slices would be a reasonable substitution - he could not find the lid to the crock pot, so he let it run for eight hours exposed to the open air - no one was around in the apartment to call shenanigans - he was a utilikilt-wearing home schooled kid who missed many formative opportunities to have some sense knocked into him He arrived home before anyone else and discovered to his horror that this had gone even worse than you imagine, and that the entire apartment reeked of burnt slop. You or I might attempt to dispose of the evidence in a dumpster, furiously scrub out the pot, and open windows to dispel the stench. But then, you were not him. He dumped the wasted chili in a pile on the front lawn, then ran some water (with no soap!) into the crockpot and let it sit in the sink. When his roommates got home they had many questions: “What’s up with the big pile of crap on the grass?” “Oh, this big dog came up and barfed everywhere. It was so nasty.” “Really? Did they puke into the crockpot, too? Because it looks the same. And why does the whole house smell like a fire at a lovely barbecue restaurant?” He didn’t do it again… but the rest of his story is worse. And for a different thread.
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Aug 17, 2021 16:54
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I was ok with the Brazilian amalgam of corn and other foods, but the straight up corn bag is too much for this fella.
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Aug 18, 2021 02:41
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Hasturtium posted:One time a former college roommate of mine decided to make chili in a crock pot while he was away at class. There were several things working against his success in this endeavor: the grover energies emanating from this person are incredible.
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Aug 18, 2021 09:17
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Robobot posted:All chili is stew. Chili is a stew partially defined by its absence of certain things, one of those things being carrots edit: you loving rear end in a top hat Devils Affricate fucked around with this message at 09:27 on Aug 18, 2021 |
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Aug 18, 2021 09:24
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Devils Affricate posted:Chili is a stew partially defined by its absence of certain things, one of those things being carrots I can see having carrots in chili since they are bean-like if cut to size and cooked. And I am for chili with or without beans. Having written that, chili is not a hotdog or a hamburger, to my knowledge.
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Aug 18, 2021 13:53
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:I can see having carrots in chili since they are bean-like if cut to size and cooked. And I am for chili with or without beans. let's slide right back on track here with some... chili?  or a "deconstructed chili slaw dog" to bring us together with the SLAWD thread: 
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Aug 18, 2021 14:08
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Haha nice turd
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Aug 18, 2021 14:23
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Those are some good looking sandwiches  I mean, the deconstructed dawg looks dumb as hell, but would absolutely crush that thing
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Aug 18, 2021 15:05
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:Those are some good looking sandwiches there's more condiments than dog there. hell if i'm being honest, it could use a fistful of loose corn.
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Aug 18, 2021 17:17
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knuthgrush posted:there's more condiments than dog there. hell if i'm being honest, it could use a fistful of loose corn. Corn - piled high
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Aug 19, 2021 02:06
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Has anyone posted a picture of a bad coney dog? I don’t think I’ve ever seen one in the wild. If you try to suggest that a chili dog is the same thing, specifically that chili and coney sauce are the same thing, you can burn in hell.
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Aug 19, 2021 04:05
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I’m here to gently caress the corn
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Aug 19, 2021 04:30
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Derpies posted:I’m here to gently caress the corn Buddy….
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Aug 19, 2021 15:20
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southern boys make due
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Aug 19, 2021 15:21
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bagual posted:i was replying to a guy who didn't get sweet corn ice cream, who knows what he knows, more of an awkward explanation than implying you all eat feedstock, also thank you for your service lol I know it's an over-used pun But I am Ralph. And I am hammering "NO" on the dial.
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Aug 19, 2021 16:05
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I often eat a bowl of peas smothered in yellow mustard
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Aug 19, 2021 18:07
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I think I'm starting to second guess myself: is there a difference between 'franks and beans' and a dawg suffocating under mounds of peas/corn? I love the combo of baked beans and sausages (frankfurters/hot dogs) so can I really judge these Brazilian dishes because of this? I think so, yes.
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Aug 20, 2021 15:11
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwY2IlEBNPg
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Aug 20, 2021 15:17
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Brazilians apparently buy everything in instalments which is weird but doesn't really provide any insight as to why the food is so strange and terrible
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Aug 20, 2021 15:39
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:Brazilians apparently buy everything in instalments which is weird but doesn't really provide any insight as to why the food is so strange and terrible thank you for your service Why so serious?  Joker Burger
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Aug 20, 2021 16:57
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is that blue thing cheese or some kind of condiment? looks like a skating rink/bowling alley kinda burger.
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Aug 20, 2021 17:38
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knuthgrush posted:is that blue thing cheese or some kind of condiment? looks like a skating rink/bowling alley kinda burger.  translation: Brazil
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Aug 20, 2021 17:47
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some day im going to go down to Brazil and eat weird rear end burgs and pizza and maybe even find a future ex wife to disappoint     
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Aug 20, 2021 17:51
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Aardvark! posted:some day im going to go down to Brazil and eat weird rear end burgs and pizza and maybe even find a future ex wife to disappoint having made this same journey (well, ex-fiance), i fully support your endeavors. i know they look crazy but i love me some .br burgs.
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Aug 20, 2021 20:36
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Aardvark! posted:some day im going to go down to Brazil and eat weird rear end burgs and pizza and maybe even find a future ex wife to disappoint I am totally ok with these burgs - they have recognizable ingredients with colors found in nature and they are not hidden in a pile of corn I was tempted to make a NSFW joke about the mirrored image tho
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Aug 20, 2021 21:06
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Aardvark! posted:some day im going to go down to Brazil and eat weird rear end burgs and pizza and maybe even find a future ex wife to disappoint May the road rise up to meet you And the wind be always at your back
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Aug 20, 2021 22:03
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isn't that just a way of saying 'may you fall down and fart?'
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Aug 20, 2021 22:32
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Mozi posted:isn't that just a way of saying 'may you fall down and fart?' That's the technique I'm going to be employing to lure in The Ladies
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Aug 20, 2021 22:35
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Mozi posted:isn't that just a way of saying 'may you fall down and fart?' Sounds like the standard experience after consuming a fully loaded dogăo
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Aug 20, 2021 22:36
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:Brazilians apparently buy everything in instalments which is weird but doesn't really provide any insight as to why the food is so strange and terrible simple really, you get a couple of good things and combine them banana + burger  quail eggs + raisins + parmesan + hot dog  chicken hearts + burger  skittles + churros + hot dog  it's a wild land where anything can come true with a healthy national custom of completely disrespecting foreign cuisine we're never gonna stop 
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Aug 21, 2021 02:07
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bagual posted:it's a wild land where anything can come true with a healthy national custom of completely disrespecting foreign cuisine whatever man, you're the one who has to eat that poo poo
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Aug 21, 2021 02:16
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bagual posted:simple really, you get a couple of good things and combine them They've gone mad with power! SOMEONE HAS TO STOP THEM
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Aug 21, 2021 02:20
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Hold up, is that just skittles, chocolate, churro or is there an actual meat sausage of some kind under that and if so gently caress you
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Aug 21, 2021 02:22
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and is that just granulated white sugar on top of it lmao
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Aug 21, 2021 02:53
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I would destroy this. Shamefully shoving it in my fat gourd.
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Aug 21, 2021 03:00
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without a doubt, in the food wars, Brazil and South Korea will form a powerful Axis of Evil    
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Aug 21, 2021 03:26
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:whatever man, you're the one who has to eat that poo poo you see that's why we have to teach you barbarous first world folks the culinary arts, such narrow-minded sense of taste  really tho just order it however you like and you'll get it, that's how we got such modern wonders in the first place, there's a place for everyone here, even you ilovebeersooomuch posted:Hold up, is that just skittles, chocolate, churro or is there an actual meat sausage of some kind under that and if so gently caress you u know it in ur heart no meat ofc, very refined Code Jockey posted:and is that just granulated white sugar on top of it lmao powdered milk actually, goes great with the nutella and the dash of condensed milk
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