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PIZZA.BAT posted:c dating s: got stood up last night. this poo poo sucks. i need to accept that this isn’t for me that's the worst. extremely childish. dodged a bullet, as they say, but still blows
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PIZZA.BAT posted:c dating s: got stood up last night. this poo poo sucks. i need to accept that this isn’t for me Sagebrush posted:dodged a bullet, as they say,
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Aug 20, 2021 19:47
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PIZZA.BAT posted:c dating s: got stood up last night. this poo poo sucks. i need to accept that this isn’t for me that blows but yeah you didn't miss out on anything but your time
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Aug 20, 2021 19:51
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DELETE CASCADE posted:ya i mean it basically looks like bigquery (which also lets me share datasets without copying them...) but along with bigquery i have google's whole ecosystem of a hundred other tools, while the snowflake ecosystem consists of ____________? lol the documentation answered my question. so like, in bigquery, i load some data, it goes to google's servers. then i run a query, and it spins up a bunch of compute nodes on google's servers to handle my query. so i wondered, is snowflake hosting my data and running my queries? no!!! it runs on an existing cloud platform: gcp, aws, or azure. they provide the storage and compute, snowflake just passes it thru. lmao
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Aug 20, 2021 20:02
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i'd probably check on the person, maybe pop by their workplace or send them a thoughtful gift. you can salvage this one
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Aug 20, 2021 20:03
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the SDF metaarray's down for maintenance which sucks because thats what i was running thelounge on
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Aug 20, 2021 20:05
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back in the days of PoF dating I had a dinner date set up and the lady came in, looked at me, said "you're short" and left without another word. You win some you lose some, I guess.
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Aug 20, 2021 20:14
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DELETE CASCADE posted:ya i mean it basically looks like bigquery (which also lets me share datasets without copying them...) but along with bigquery i have google's whole ecosystem of a hundred other tools, while the snowflake ecosystem consists of ____________? the snowflake ecosystem consists of not having to use tech major poo poo for the data warehouse
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Aug 20, 2021 20:17
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I thought I was getting stood up on a first date once and texted, "Hey, are you still coming?" and it turned out she'd accidentally let her roommate's cat out and was running around the neighborhood trying to find it. She eventually did show up like an hour late. Then she spent the night the next night and peed my whole entire bed.
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Aug 20, 2021 20:19
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off to camp and it might be pissing rain lol we've had a drought for a month so the rain is welcome but what timing! lol looks like it'll be chilling and reading, not much beach
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Aug 20, 2021 20:20
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i like rainy camps to a certain extent. blessings and good fortune to you
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Aug 20, 2021 20:20
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 my wife calls this good camping weather so she'll be out on the back deck, in the tent, with a book and i'll be inside funneling ice down my neck
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Aug 20, 2021 20:35
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flakeloaf posted:
that does seem like good weather all week round though
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Aug 20, 2021 20:36
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once the humidex pushes the "feels like" to >40C i tap out too
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Aug 20, 2021 20:37
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smokey here today.
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Aug 20, 2021 20:41
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its 79f and only 66 aqi in denver today. high of 82. we are blessed this weekend
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Aug 20, 2021 20:43
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cjs: they cancelled the Air & Water Show but still flew the Blue Angels around the city today and now a C-130 is buzzing overhead. It has been difficult to take calls but I'm okay with that. 
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Aug 20, 2021 20:46
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Video Nasty posted:cjs: they cancelled the Air & Water Show but still flew the Blue Angels around the city today and now a C-130 is buzzing overhead. It has been difficult to take calls but I'm okay with that. i know it's milwank and love for weapons of war, but ngl it is kind of cool when the AF academy kids get to go out and they come up to denver and zoom around
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Aug 20, 2021 20:49
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id much rather hear f15's or whatever theyre flying than see the cop choppers just flying loops for hours because five people dared to post up downtown with BLM signs
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Aug 20, 2021 20:50
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yeah like on one hand the miltary industrial complex is awful but on the other hand PLANES GO NNNNEEEEEEEOOOOOWWWWWWWoooosh
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Jonny 290 posted:i know it's milwank and love for weapons of war, but ngl it is kind of cool when the AF academy kids get to go out and they come up to denver and zoom around Jets are unarguably cool and marvels of human engineering. My uncle spent his entire tour of Vietnam loading bombs onto them while stationed on an aircraft carrier.
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DELETE CASCADE posted:ya i mean it basically looks like bigquery (which also lets me share datasets without copying them...) but along with bigquery i have google's whole ecosystem of a hundred other tools, while the snowflake ecosystem consists of ____________? no, thats not what the cloning is for. the point of zero copy cloning is that you can e.g. have dev, test, and prod environments with your full data, served by a single copy of it worth of physical storage. if you’re a decently large shop with a good amount of analysts (say something like goldman sachs), this kind of poo poo is going to at least halve your data warehousing hardware budget. snowflake also has some fairly nifty permissions and data masking features that are not coherently represented elsewhere. neither of that validates its current valuation, but there are things it does that no one else can, at the moment
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Aug 20, 2021 21:01
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DELETE CASCADE posted:lol the documentation answered my question. so like, in bigquery, i load some data, it goes to google's servers. then i run a query, and it spins up a bunch of compute nodes on google's servers to handle my query. so i wondered, is snowflake hosting my data and running my queries? no!!! it runs on an existing cloud platform: gcp, aws, or azure. they provide the storage and compute, snowflake just passes it thru. lmao it’s a bit more elaborate than that - basically there’s one global snowflake instance that is shared by all tenants. either way, what’s your point here? were you expecting snowflake to be on-prem shop?
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DELETE CASCADE posted:anyone itt have experience with snowflake? i just got a login and took a look, my immediate reaction was, "lol is this the entire product? $77 billion market cap for THIS?" I evaluated it against some other optionz, and yeah, basically that was my impression. We ended up just doing Trino instead. There's a bunch of other stuff doing the same thing probably better but without the VC hype.
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Aug 20, 2021 21:09
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uh when was this 'snowflake' product created. specifically when it was named. spidey senses
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2012. reason given was founders liked winter sports and snowflakes are "born in a cloud" also allusion to snowflake architecture. ed codd was talkin about that poo poo when carter was president, so i dont think its the Highly Online Nazi snowflake usage
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Jonny 290 posted:uh when was this 'snowflake' product created. specifically when it was named. spidey senses 2012 apparently, as per wiki
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shoeberto posted:I evaluated it against some other optionz, and yeah, basically that was my impression. We ended up just doing Trino instead. same, i did evaluate as one of the options for our data lake, but ended up ditching it since we have unpredictable burst workloads, for which it’s not the best choice - and everything being ansi sql these days means the core functionality is identical across the board
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Aug 20, 2021 21:16
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fair enough. unfortunate but nbd
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bob dobbs is dead posted:the snowflake ecosystem consists of not having to use tech major poo poo for the data warehouse what's wrong with the tech major poo poo? bigquery has worked fine for me so far cinci zoo sniper posted:no, thats not what the cloning is for. the point of zero copy cloning is that you can e.g. have dev, test, and prod environments with your full data, served by a single copy of it worth of physical storage. if you’re a decently large shop with a good amount of analysts (say something like goldman sachs), this kind of poo poo is going to at least halve your data warehousing hardware budget. snowflake also has some fairly nifty permissions and data masking features that are not coherently represented elsewhere. ok this is a legitimately interesting feature that i will have to read about cinci zoo sniper posted:it’s a bit more elaborate than that - basically there’s one global snowflake instance that is shared by all tenants. either way, what’s your point here? were you expecting snowflake to be on-prem shop? not on-prem, i know it's cloud stuff, i just figured they had their own cloud infrastructure that gave them a competitive advantage. from what i've read so far, it sounds like the main advantage is the network effect. i can share datasets on bigquery too, but if my customers don't use gcp then that's no good
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i was also so sure that the snowflake name came from the snowflake schema design often used in data warehousing that i didn't even bother to look it up. NOPE
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cinci zoo sniper posted:same, i did evaluate as one of the options for our data lake, but ended up ditching it since we have unpredictable burst workloads, for which it’s not the best choice - and everything being ansi sql these days means the core functionality is identical across the board Yeah, there was also no way to make it financially make sense for us for that same reason. You pay a high premium for all that sleekness. It felt like it's something that's aimed at big enterprise customers where they wanted to spend zero hours of engineering time on setup or maintenance and are cool with paying through the nose for it. But yeah, I don't know why to go with it over BigQuery for that specifically.
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Jonny 290 posted:i know it's milwank and love for weapons of war, but ngl it is kind of cool when the AF academy kids get to go out and they come up to denver and zoom around jet fighter airplanes are an enormous waste of money and also one of the coolest wastes of money on the planet. .| .| revvin' up your engine, listen to her howlin' roar .| .|
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DELETE CASCADE posted:i was also so sure that the snowflake name came from the snowflake schema design often used in data warehousing that i didn't even bother to look it up. NOPE its also from that
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the osprey is the coolest plane imo
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rotor posted:the osprey is the coolest plane imo nah.
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Sagebrush posted:nah. 
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Aug 20, 2021 21:30
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a-10 is fuckin rad. Oops! All Gun!
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Sagebrush posted:jet fighter airplanes are an enormous waste of money and also one of the coolest wastes of money on the planet. similarly the world seemed a bit cooler while the concorde was in service, obviously better that it is gone for numerous reasons, but having billionaires going to space on custom craft while it is not even in principle possible to cross the atlantic supersonically is kind of sad. Cybernetic Vermin fucked around with this message at 21:41 on Aug 20, 2021 |
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thelounge needs me to tell it exactly where the SSL certificate is but of course i have no idea where the SSL certs are on the SDF metaarray (or at least which one i should be using since theres a fuckload in the ssl directory) and when i asked on their bboard i got told "we have had ssl for years"
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