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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


The Last Call posted:

https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1428854360184815617

Is.....is he trying to look badass? Because he looks like a complete joke ready to go down meth mountain.

Like a maga knock off Skweezy Jibbs.

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Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

Vitamin Me posted:

The cockpit is half the plane? Pretty cute

It's so adorably fierce! You go, lil' dude...go get those mean F18s. I believe in you


The Last Call posted:

https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1428854360184815617

Is.....is he trying to look badass? Because he looks like a complete joke ready to go down meth mountain.
So many choices were made to reach the moment this picture was taken. And every single one of them was exactly wrong

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

I like Andy. Seems like a solid dude for a Kentucky Dem.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

PROCEED

Steadiman posted:

Probably still more capable than the F35 but it's a bit generous to call a helicopter from the 70s and a cheap Brazilian prop (trainer) fighter an airforce. Though it would explain why they think the US has a spaceforce



A buddy of mine in the National Guard has had chud relatives asking him how Biden could've allowed the Taliban to get their hands on F22 Raptors and all kinds of other poo poo so the rumor mill is apparently in overdrive.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски

The Last Call posted:

https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1428854360184815617

Is.....is he trying to look badass? Because he looks like a complete joke ready to go down meth mountain.

That poor rolls royce. Didn't do nothing to anybody.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
Mike Pillow reminds me of many people I've known who automatically think that the things they dislike MUST be illegal, right? I don't like it so it should be illegal. Running their entire lives off of emotions and feelings and idiocy rather than facts or logic.

Fucking Moron
Jan 9, 2009


"Got the money I need,
but you say im not a friend,
who you never pay in the end...

OH BABY YOUUUUU!"

Asterite34
May 19, 2009



The Last Call posted:

https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1428854360184815617

Is.....is he trying to look badass? Because he looks like a complete joke ready to go down meth mountain.

Dude has definitely hosed that Trump doll

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Steadiman posted:

Probably still more capable than the F35 but it's a bit generous to call a helicopter from the 70s and a cheap Brazilian prop (trainer) fighter an airforce. Though it would explain why they think the US has a spaceforce



Sure you're not going to win any dogfights against a first world (or any) nation, but if your aim is to just hurt and terrorize a bunch of nearby innocent people, I'm pretty sure one of those could go a long way

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Best reply (by someone who got the joke):

Tom Bourne posted:

Curt, I am an American Soldier and I fought for this country! If someone doesn't want to take the Vacation, then I will do my duty and take if for them!!!! I will not sit idly by and let perfectly good times pass them by! Kneel on the beach making castles, or stand in the ocean enjoying the water. From the Mountains to the Valleys, live, laugh, love!!!!😂

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

BlackIronHeart posted:

A buddy of mine in the National Guard has had chud relatives asking him how Biden could've allowed the Taliban to get their hands on F22 Raptors and all kinds of other poo poo so the rumor mill is apparently in overdrive.

Send them that picture and convince them it's the F22 but it's so stealthy it looks like a Brazilian prop plane to the untrained eye

otter
Jul 23, 2007

Ask me about my XCOM and controller collection

word.


rudy was Hand Banana this whole time?

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

The Last Call posted:

https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1428760689418522626

It's cute she thinks they won't turn on her.

She ain't the right color for them to tolerate forever.

The only thing I will shed is my demon semen

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Xenocides posted:

So how long until jingoism and the MIC get us into another fun situation?

You can't do Iran, they're too powerful and connected. If I were a betting man I'd say Venezuela or even Cuba. Wild card: Mexico. I wouldn't look for America to engage in any military adventures outside of Central or South America from now on.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
Why the gently caress do US conservatives think that you need to display a Republican Card before being allowed to purchase a lethal weapon?

Sanctum
Feb 14, 2005

Property was their religion
A church for one

Linux Pirate posted:

Someone mentioned in relation to the Kyle Rittenhouse murders, that there was video of cops saying they'd herd protesters toward armed militia types so they could "take care of it." Does anyone have the video? I need it to shut up a bootlicker.
I definitely saw the video posted in GBS. Cops approached some fat chuds with body armor and rifles. Chuds were going by the usual 'defending property' rhetoric but the cops suggested another plan and they started looking uncomfortable with what the cops were suggesting

I'd look around in the old protest thread, there's lots of videos of the Kenosha protests starting the day before the shooting. Looking back the outcome seems so predictable, it's literally what the chuds wanted to happen.
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3924960&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=751

could look in the old trump thread, might be there
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3880290&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=3794

OldMemes
Sep 5, 2011

I have to go now. My planet needs me.
Wasn't the F-35 basically a way to charge the US government insane amounts of money for little return?

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

OldMemes posted:

Wasn't the F-35 basically a way to charge the US government insane amounts of money for little return?

The F-35 was Lockheed Martin trying to see how far the U.S. government would let them take a joke. The answer is very, very far.

E:

*Pilot asphyxiates while trying to hard reboot the flight computer*

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



Asterite34 posted:

Dude has definitely hosed that Trump doll

Dude has definitely had that trump doll gently caress him.

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

A Pack of Kobolds posted:

Dude has definitely had that trump doll gently caress him.

He props the car up on some jacks, fits the Trump doll so the tailpipe is coming out the butt, and fucks the car.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

The Last Call posted:

https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1428854360184815617

Is.....is he trying to look badass? Because he looks like a complete joke ready to go down meth mountain.

Whoa, didn't know that Turtle was a loving chud. Guess he's on "Jackass Patrol" now.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
The debat.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

otter posted:

rudy was Hand Banana this whole time?

That would explain a lot.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

The Last Call posted:

https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1428854360184815617

Is.....is he trying to look badass? Because he looks like a complete joke ready to go down meth mountain.

which loving rich chud twit is this? some dude who saw the bad guys in gta 4 and thought they were neat?

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Batterypowered7 posted:

The F-35 was Lockheed Martin trying to see how far the U.S. government would let them take a joke. The answer is very, very far.

E:

*Pilot asphyxiates while trying to hard reboot the flight computer*

I imagine the design process was something similar to the Bradley Fighting Vehicle's.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLNi4bLc2h4

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Kung Food posted:

I imagine the design process was something similar to the Bradley Fighting Vehicle's.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLNi4bLc2h4

It was Homer designing that car for his half-brother.

GRECOROMANGRABASS
May 14, 2020
Here are pictures from when BIDEN gave IRAN fuckin' F-22 SCHEMATICS for SOCIALIST KICKS!





Sir John Falstaff
Apr 13, 2010

Dapper_Swindler posted:

which loving rich chud twit is this? some dude who saw the bad guys in gta 4 and thought they were neat?

https://www.forgiatoblowusa.com/

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


My first thought was "This guy's definitely from Florida."

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1428862191051100160

He'd die like a screaming dog.

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1428076221427032067

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.







Really wanna know which 9 guys he'd pick

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

An actual doctor has to go to the loving News to tell people horse loving dewormer I'd not for loving human loving consumption.

There's no Idon'twanttoliveonthisplanetanymore.jpg big enough.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

An insane mind posted:

An actual doctor has to go to the loving News to tell people horse loving dewormer I'd not for loving human loving consumption.

There's no Idon'twanttoliveonthisplanetanymore.jpg big enough.

Don't dogs get those worms by literally eating poo poo?

pacerhimself
Dec 30, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
It's too bad ivermectin isn't effective against brain worms

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE




What kind of Americans does he think are there? Does he think we just kind of left behind a bunch of lily white crying American women and children while sneering and pushing them back with broomsticks labled "Biden 2020" and now they're hiding in alleyways in Kabul waiting for a strong aryan man to ride in and get them like it's a Call of Duty level? Maybe they're outlined in green while the bad guys are in red on the minimap? The gently caress?

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Note how he uses the words "I" and "I'm" in all cases when describing what he plans to do in Afghanistan, as opposed to "we". It's a separate statement. He just wants 9 guys first; they're not going with him.

Hobo Clown
Oct 16, 2012

Here it is, Baby.
Your killer track.




I'm in a text chain with some old high school friends, the one Trump supporter lives in SC, refuses to wear a mask, goes to the gym & the bar, and thinks the whole thing is overblown and/or fake.

Well, he just tested positive. He & his 10 year old have mild symptoms, his wife & other 2 are getting tested tomorrow. When he went in he told them nothing was wrong because he wanted to see if it affected their diagnosis. Says the nurses told him the vaccine "isn't working for this one" and "the numbers are wrong" so I don't expect him to learn any meaningful lessons from this.

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
If he were capable of learning lesson's he'd not be a Trump supporter.

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