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Carthag Tuek posted:
You already told us you were Danish. No need for the tautology.
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Data Graham posted:Then we need to figure out how to make people stop thinking of society as Us vs. Them No, we just need to make "Them" something that isn't other humans. And I do have this giant alien squid I've been looking for a use for... So what was this anyway?
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trapped mouse posted:
Luckily the app has a weird thing where it keeps deleted tweets in memory for a bit.  Bonus, I got that by screen capping my phone so it actually is a funny picture.
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Aug 28, 2021 05:49
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The implication that he had the desire to ejaculate somewhere in between all those symptoms.
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Zesty posted:The implication that he had the desire to ejaculate somewhere in between all those symptoms. Purely for diagnostic purposes
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Aug 28, 2021 05:56
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David Carradine and that dude from INXS: "I'm going to crank my hog while hanging myself" This Guy, who is definitely real: "I'm gonna honk off while I vomit and poo poo an unnatural amount of blood all over my rear end and dick and balls"
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I've heard of such a thing as spontaneous ejaculations during severe heroin withdrawal
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Aug 28, 2021 05:57
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RIP very real guy shidded and farded and cumbed BLOOD and died
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I got the vaccine and now I ejaculate twice per day These facts are related only inasmuch as the vaccine has allowed me to be alive, which facilitates my frequent masturbation
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Aug 28, 2021 06:01
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Should've gone with  Then you could blast ropes from your dick and rear end
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I got the vaccine and gently caress all. Not even worth it
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I was thinking of making an account along these lines, but then friends told me it's been done before. Also I'm too lazy.
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No. 1 ANIME HATER posted:RIP very real guy That man's name; Benedick Cumbedblood.
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:So Crick turned out to be a prick? Also, one of the two of them is an unrepentant white supremacist.
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Zesty posted:The implication that he had the desire to ejaculate somewhere in between all those symptoms. Hell, if I started vomiting and making GBS threads blood, you can bet that I’d be trying to get off as often as I could before the end.
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No. 1 ANIME HATER posted:David Carradine and that dude from INXS: "I'm going to crank my hog while hanging myself" Please don’t stranglewank shame 
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Kerbtree posted:Please don’t stranglewank shame I dont think he's disparaging the ol' gasp and goo, just calling them amateurs.
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Luckily the app has a weird thing where it keeps deleted tweets in memory for a bit.  patient zero
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Born on a mountaintop and raised in a cave...
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Whooping Crabs posted:Born on a mountaintop and raised in a cave... hangin' out the passenger side of his best friend's ride
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I have never in my life seen someone butter a pop tart, is that like, a thing folks do?
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Right there with you, never heard of it
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They butter everything in some parts of the Midwest.
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CapitanGarlic posted:I have never in my life seen someone butter a pop tart, is that like, a thing folks do? Imagine weighing less than 300 pounds like this, lol
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I've never buttered a pop tart but if I'm ever ice fishing I'll keep it in mind because it sounds delightful if you need the calories.
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And like, this is presumably a cold pop tart so the butter won’t even melt.
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CapitanGarlic posted:I have never in my life seen someone butter a pop tart, is that like, a thing folks do? yeah you toast it then slather the top with butter
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CapitanGarlic posted:I have never in my life seen someone butter a pop tart, is that like, a thing folks do? After learning that Americans consider Pop Tarts a breakfast, not dessert, I've been ready to believe anything.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:After learning that Americans consider Pop Tarts a breakfast, not dessert, I've been ready to believe anything. I mean, sure, but in the sensible parts of the country we realize that it's a breakfast that has conveniently had all the fat and sugar put into it at the factory, so that unlike a regular piece of toasted bread (blech, can you imagine?), we don't need to add more butter or sugar. But, well, the Midwest <gestures expansively, and by expansively, I mean their waistlines>
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If you put peanut butter between two poptarts it's basically nutritionally equivalent to a PB&J.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:After learning that Americans consider Pop Tarts a breakfast, not dessert, I've been ready to believe anything. american breakfast has been increasingly taken over by slightly altered deserts i feel like the absolute peak of this was when i was in vegas and someone i was with ordered "red velvet pancakes" for breakfast. the pancake stack was cemented together with icing. it was just a straight up layer cake.
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CapitanGarlic posted:I have never in my life seen someone butter a pop tart, is that like, a thing folks do? I dunno about buttering pop tarts, but I think it's a thing to put jelly on toast or english muffin, and butter it as well. So like strawberry jelly and butter on toast or something like that. Seems like buttering a pop tart would accomplish the same thing
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Bit different since poptarts are pastry dough so they're already more loaded with sugar and butter than regular toast/muffins.
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Eggs Benedict with a side of corned beef hash is the best breakfast in the world. Add a big mug of coffee and an iced tea to complete the meal.
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