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Shinjobi posted:Some say the cum still flows In the cool world
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Jessica rabbit had no restrictions about having sex with humans. I feel like this limit is really going to hurt this movie with toon loving enthusiasts.
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Aug 28, 2021 05:00
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They're doodles 
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Aug 28, 2021 05:20
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Colonel Cancer posted:They're doodles Apparently they're loving don'tdles
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Aug 28, 2021 05:51
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The Management posted:Jessica rabbit had no restrictions about having sex with humans. I feel like this limit is really going to hurt this movie with toon loving enthusiasts. It was just a game of patty cake >:-(
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Aug 28, 2021 06:04
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The Management posted:Jessica rabbit had no restrictions about having sex with humans. I feel like this limit is really going to hurt this movie with toon loving enthusiasts. Jessica Rabbit didn't gently caress that guy, she played pattycakes. There was photographic proof.
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Aug 28, 2021 07:30
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Jessica Rabbit's a smart, talented lady who's madly in love with her husband. She is pure.
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Aug 28, 2021 07:54
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Das Boo posted:Jessica Rabbit's a smart, talented lady who's madly in love with her husband. She is pure. 
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Aug 28, 2021 07:55
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Silly question: Did we ever find out Jessica Rabbit's maiden name?
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Aug 28, 2021 10:10
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Jessica Rampant.
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Aug 28, 2021 10:26
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I was obsessed with WFRR as a kid and watched it on repeat until the VHSs broke, but Jessica's weird body always freaked me out and it still does
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Aug 28, 2021 10:39
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BrigadierSensible posted:Silly question: Krupnick
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Aug 28, 2021 14:15
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Right but nobody has any trouble believing that she could do it. And there’s no cops going around trying to stop it. What I’m saying is cool world is rather uncool
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Aug 28, 2021 17:12
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Why are they trying to stop them from loving when they can't gently caress in the first place. Furthermore why should we the audience care? This is actually a very sex-negative movie. Sexual tension isn't simply the absence of sex or the possibility thereof!
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Aug 28, 2021 19:30
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It's really a film about Brad Pitt's edging fetish.
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Aug 28, 2021 19:42
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brad pitt's feet dangled limply above the buzzing streets. if i die here, he thought, nobody will care.  as he reached the window, nails was working up another sneeze. but brad pitt's powerful hands of muscle and bone could work nails' semi-real flesh like plasticine, and over the long years together he'd learnt to do it to his advantage.  he pulled nails out tight like a slingshot so that the next sneeze, by some miracle of physics, shattered the window and propelled nails through it like a cannonball. as he entered, a cheese and a bone flew out, their origins mysterious.     brad pitt clambered through the shattered window, still bound with the noose that had saved his life.  nails leapt to his feet unharmed, the shards of broken glass springing bloodlessly out of his cartoon skin and dropping to the floor with audible clinks.   brad pitt repressed a shudder.  nails' animation shifted a half-inch out of reality as brad pitt glanced his way; an unsettling reminder that these were no earthly creatures he was dealing with.  he left nails guarding the door.  this storey of holli would's house housed another nightclub. doodles carried on around him with their bullshit, swinging on the chandeliers, smoking two cigars at once, endlessly drinking and dancing and loving.   brad pitt strode stoic through the chaos.  the performers were uncomfortable ethnic caricatures singing a cartoon flamenco.   the male performer was hit suddenly in the face by a pie  and the dancer flashed her bare rear end cheeks at the audience.  brad pitt passed, aloof to the nonsense. further behind the stage, where they could not possibly be able to see the performance, he saw holli would and her boyfriend sparks. holli would had already spotted brad pitt; she rose to her feet, already dancing. 
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Aug 28, 2021 19:50
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Wait, Brad Pitt was in this?
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Aug 28, 2021 20:12
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Pro avatar shot.
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Aug 28, 2021 20:38
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You mean that guy from Thelma and Louise?
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Aug 28, 2021 20:38
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One of Angelina Jolie's ex-husbands was in this? Weird.
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Aug 28, 2021 20:44
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Das Boo posted:Pro avatar shot. My exact thought
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holli would was dancing  brad pitt ignored her  he walked over to sparks, who immediately asserted dominance over him by enveloping him in a cloud of cigarette smoke.   but brad pitt had been around a while and he knew a thing or two about domination. destroying the equilibrium with a classic power move, he stole sparks' cigarette, drew on it, and blew out a smoke cloud in the shape of a dancing hippopotamus.      brad pitt stubbed out the cartoon cigarette on the sleeve of his very real jacket and flicked the smouldering butt past holli would's head like a missile.     aghast, holli would pranced over to seduce him.   brad pitt derided her affections. "what's your problem?" said sparks. "bad childhood," said brad pitt.  he demanded to know the location of the noid. holli would denied everything.   brad pitt became dangerously angry.   he warned holli one last time: stop trying to gently caress the noid or he would shut her down.  holli confronted him. "you want to know what it is about you that really kicks my rear end?"  brad pitt levelled a steely glare at her. "how about my foot?"  what really kicked her rear end was that at any time he chose, brad pitt could apparently cross back over to the real world and be real; but he wouldn't do it.  "be content with the cards you been dealt," brad pitt cautioned her, and with those words of wisdom he departed. 
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Aug 29, 2021 02:28
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This guy is really upset about the idea of loving cartoons!!!
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Aug 29, 2021 02:30
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Meme Poker Party posted:This guy is really upset about the idea of loving cartoons!!! can we make him a mod
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Aug 29, 2021 02:37
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shut up pencil dick!
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Aug 29, 2021 02:41
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"You want to know what about you really kicks my rear end?" These doodles really have a language all their own.
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Its a surprisingly good movie
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Aug 29, 2021 02:53
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Stryder posted:It looks like Basinger wasn't even the rotoscope model, which makes sense. You wouldn't usually pay an A-list actor to do something like that, back in the day. https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0421177/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t14 That seems to be the start and finish of Jenine Jennings credits, though. Probably a pornstar on a pseudonym. I can imagine Bakshi having one picked out before filming started, lol.
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Aug 29, 2021 02:54
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The Brad Pitt, hippo cloud smoking son of a bitch
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Shinjobi posted:The Brad Pitt, hippo cloud smoking son of a bitch I'm not a brad pitt fan, I just like every movie he's been in
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Aug 29, 2021 03:11
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spoiler: everybody gets laid
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free hubcaps posted:spoiler: everybody gets laid Brad pitt wasn't in PCU
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Aug 29, 2021 03:15
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Why stub out a cig on your own jacket? Where did he even get that suit from?
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Brad pitt wasn't in PCU Are you saying Brad Pitt never heard an old woman yell BLOW ME WHERE THE PAMPERS IS
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the holy poopacy posted:can we make him a mod
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Aug 29, 2021 12:11
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It's like there was a complete script for a movie planned but the entire second act was cut out so they're stretching the first act for 2/3ds of the runtime.
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The thread title changed again. I guess it all adds to the dreamlike pseudo-reality feel.
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How did this movie get goddamn David Bowie to do the music video for it, was it a particularly low point in his career and he needed the money or what
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barbecue at the folks posted:How did this movie get goddamn David Bowie to do the music video for it, was it a particularly low point in his career and he needed the money or what I like to imagine Bowie was a fan of Bakshi from earlier work, and had no idea what a fiasco this project was going to be Dunno if Bowie would be a fan of counterculture comics and animation but I wouldn't put it past him
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thank you mods for the title adjustment!  the uncomfortable entertainers were still at it, but the act was reaching some sort of climax.   brad pitt returned to the broken window where he'd entered. he announced to nails that they had to find jack, and climbed out the window to abseil all the way back down to the ground.  in the meantime, the goons had herded jack to holli would's door.   the doorbell tried to intimidate him as it had done to brad pitt, but the goons intervened on his behalf. "holli said we could watch," said one. "watch what?" asked jack; but he received no answer.     the goons lurked outside as jack went in alone.  no sooner had he stepped across the threshold than holli would came at him, cavorting and slapping her rear end.   she turned away and he followed her, though without much apparent enthusiasm.  the eldritch force of jack's three-dimensional erection sent shockwaves through the cool world. every doodle felt it.     no doodle was untouched.    "man is in the bedroom," declared a doodle rabbit, who then began to sprint in panicked circles, imploring her children to run for their lives.    the decor indicated that holli would's bedroom was the same place where she had unsuccessfully attempted to seduce brad pitt. why her bedroom was connected to a cocktail bar remains unclear to this day.   she threw herself upon jack.  frustrated and horny, the goons began to construct a teetering trash tower up to the bedroom window so that they could watch.    holli and jack progressed slowly toward sexual intercourse. 
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