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in small-town america, sometime long ago  a fine young man named brad pitt had just arrived home from the war    brad pitt lived in the heartland with his beautiful mother   one day, soon after his return, brad pitt told his mother that he had a surprise for her   and he led her outside with her eyes closed   it was a motorcycle!  
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brad pitt won the motorcycle in a poker game in italy when he was a soldier. his mother wasn't sure about it and she begged him to keep himself safe, her maternal concern sparking a moment of manly resentment  subsumed immediately by his love.  brad pitt asked his mother to join him on a motorcycle ride. after a moment's hesitation  they hit the road.    they tore blissfully through the rolling desert. little did they know that nearby, at that very moment, disaster was brewing at the gambling casino 
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Jul 22, 2021 07:23
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I can't believe they got Bowie to cut a song for this film
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Jul 22, 2021 07:24
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a pair of drunken hoodlums, a wealthy man and his tawdry wife, stumbled down the steps of the gambling casino   though too drunk to drive, they swerved off with devilish abandon    an elegant black man watched silently  the hoodlums careened across the badlands with never a care in the world    unaware that brad pitt and brad pitt's mother were just a heartbeat away  and then... tragedy struck   
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Jul 22, 2021 07:32
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 Got hit so hard, both bodies disintegrated on impact leaving only the motorcycle behind.
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Jul 22, 2021 07:42
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brad pitt awoke in the desert beneath the bright blue sky. he was alive. suddenly he thought that he was back in the trenches. tormented by imaginary gunfire, he crawled through the sand screaming and salivating furiously    until he was brought to a stop by a terrible sight    his mother was dead.    the hussy wept drunkenly as they carried the body away.   meanwhile, 
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Jul 22, 2021 07:44
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i liked the part about the black dude. he seemed like a pretty cool guy
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Jul 22, 2021 07:45
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Oh, there are the bodies. Pheeeewww!
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Jul 22, 2021 07:48
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i hope bradley pittsburgh is going to be ok. he better watch out for those cartoons!
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Jul 22, 2021 08:00
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this thing had torn a hole in reality through to where brad pitt lay in the desert, having some kind of seizure   suddenly brad pitt was consumed by a blinding light!    the light transported him to a black void, peopled by mysterious creatures     brad pitt screamed for his mother  but his mother did not come 
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Jul 22, 2021 08:06
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Cool World sucked, it was like they took Who Framed Roger Rabbit and removed anything interesting memorable or good
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Jul 22, 2021 08:06
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:Cool World sucked, it was like they took Who Framed Roger Rabbit and removed anything interesting memorable or good Cool World is definitely not a good movie but I also wouldn't say it entirely sucks, and though the comparisons to wfrr are understandable given the premise of both films cool world had like half the budget (which still doesn't excuse many of its faults) was not expecting this to be the next bakshi let's play after Wizards but I'm along for the ride
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Jul 22, 2021 10:23
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Does brad Pitt actually touch a cartoon girl's boob in this movie?
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Jul 22, 2021 10:34
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Wait so Cool World is just Freejack?
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Jul 22, 2021 10:40
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I liked the twisted design of toontown but otherwise Cool World was godawful
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Jul 22, 2021 11:52
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occupied in trying to tear its way through to the land of the living, this thing was distracted by brad pitt's screaming for his mother brad pitt was trying to ascertain the nature of the two-dimensional beings before him.  the doctor thing informed him that they were known as "doodles".  brad pitt initially struggled to comprehend this.    the doctor thing explained that he had been trying to transport himself to the real world, but had instead transported brad pitt to the "cool world".  overcome by sudden passion for the 3d human body, the doctor thing leapt into brad pitt's lap and subjected him to an impromptu medical examination.     soon brad pitt was provoked to kick him. the violence made the doctor thing remember the sombre occasion. "i'm sorry about your mother", he said.  brad pitt sneered.  he went to walk steadfastly away, but the doctor thing pursued him. it called him a hero, a fact that he humbly denied.  it said that its name was doctor whiskers, and he replied that his name was brad pitt, and they strode hand-in-hand into the darkness. mahershalalhashbaz fucked around with this message at 19:12 on Oct 31, 2021 |
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Jul 22, 2021 12:21
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u do not talk about fight club
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Jul 22, 2021 12:53
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I am excited to see what happens to brad pitt, handsome actor and ww2 veteran, in this "cool world"
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Jul 22, 2021 14:17
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Cool world or cool ranch world
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Jul 22, 2021 14:47
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hey buddy, the cool world called, they said you want your mom back
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Jul 22, 2021 14:55
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I haven't seen the movie so I'd appreciate it if you'd place all your posts behind a spoiler tag. tia
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Jul 22, 2021 15:03
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:Cool World sucked, it was like they took Who Framed Roger Rabbit and removed anything interesting memorable or good Cool World is the royalty-free version of WFRR where all the toons are OCs instead of official characters they would have to pay for the rights for. And I just remembered it got a videogame because everything got a videogame back then.
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Jul 22, 2021 15:47
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Cool World rules. i remember the sexy cartoon lady, cant say i remember a lot else from 1992
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Jul 22, 2021 16:05
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It's sad they cut/couldn't do so much in this movie. I think it was supposed to be much more horny and weird and cool.
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Jul 22, 2021 16:13
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Does he get a moustache ride from the doctor?
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Jul 22, 2021 16:21
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hes so fuckin SWEATY
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Jul 22, 2021 16:21
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 the year was 1992, the place was las vegas     jack was a cartoonist in prison. he was scheduled the next day for release, after ten long years. his prison wife was a drawing of kim basinger that he called holli would.    just as jack was about to cum, holli would came alive and reached out of the drawing to him    she sucked him through a portal in reality    and plunged him into the cool world  
mahershalalhashbaz fucked around with this message at 12:13 on Jul 26, 2021 |
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Jul 24, 2021 12:23
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Wow this world is p cool
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Jul 24, 2021 14:27
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Jack is living the dream, getting teleported to a world where his cartoon waifu is real.
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Jul 24, 2021 14:44
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Big ol toon titties
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Jul 24, 2021 14:45
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That building has gingivitis
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Jul 24, 2021 14:45
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Did jack cum tho
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Jul 24, 2021 14:47
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a couple decades later and i still distinctly remember a doodle pissing off of a moving car which really sold me on how cool this world is
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Jul 24, 2021 14:47
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it's a world like ours, only it's cool
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Jul 25, 2021 09:04
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jack found himself in some kind of nightclub there were strange creatures all around him. they were watching a rotoscope of     jack stared  it was her! his prison wife, holli would  as he watched from the floor, she danced relentlessly     jack reached out to her    but just as he was about to touch her   no!   
mahershalalhashbaz fucked around with this message at 06:24 on Sep 20, 2021 |
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Jul 26, 2021 12:08
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Was there or could there ever be an animator thirstier than Ralph Bakshi?
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Jul 26, 2021 12:48
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Whybird posted:Was there or could there ever be an animator thirstier than Ralph Bakshi? Oh, if you only knew. Animators are hosed. Basically think of the worst of the gaming industry and the worst of the acting industry in a blender. (Not all animators obviously, just the standout creeps like Kricfalusi)
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Jul 26, 2021 12:55
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you know its a cool world cuz everyone is smoking
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Jul 26, 2021 12:59
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I hate this movie so bad.
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ive never seen this movie and this thread isnt making me want to see it so that's prob the coolest thing ever
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