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t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010











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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Michael Salfino is a clown who says clown things and holds clown opinions.

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
Ya taste established he’s a jet fan

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
He isn't wrong that Josh Allen would suck if the Jets drafted him though lol

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!


Really it’s just a “________ would be a backup now if the Jets drafted him” fill in the blank.

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.
Which failed-QB-trying-to-resurrect-his-career will end up replacing Mitch at the McDermott School for Ungifted First-Rounders next year?

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

Pablo Bluth posted:

Which failed-QB-trying-to-resurrect-his-career will end up replacing Mitch at the McDermott School for Ungifted First-Rounders next year?

Bortles

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
One week

fsif
Jul 18, 2003


Pretty good matchups across the board for the division.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

That’s when we enter McCorkle’s world.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Rooting for all the thread favorites next week in Allen, Darnold, and Tua.

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS
I have to close next week, because I had so much happening I forgot to take opening Sunday off.
Maybe I’ll suddenly become ill…:ssh:

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
One of my wife's friends had the gall to schedule her wedding next weekend, so I am going to be on a plane coming back from that for a decent chunk of the Jets game. Praying the wi-fi is functional to I can keep up with it through Sunday Ticket.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
After Pats/Miami I want some reporter to ask Waddle again about which QB he liked better.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Professor Funk posted:

One of my wife's friends had the gall to schedule her wedding next weekend, so I am going to be on a plane coming back from that for a decent chunk of the Jets game. Praying the wi-fi is functional to I can keep up with it through Sunday Ticket.

Flying spirit, where the pilots are just narrating the game and taking shots after every Wilson sack

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
https://twitter.com/mattolearyny/status/1434585468771962882?s=21

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
That Resist account is loving weird. Are they stalking him or something?

https://twitter.com/rzstprogramming/status/1434350667028598788?s=21

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Professor Funk posted:

That Resist account is loving weird. Are they stalking him or something?

https://twitter.com/rzstprogramming/status/1434350667028598788?s=21

It’s a chud account. They are weirdos.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Resist

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1434868561437208580

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
Fucks sake

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Woof

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.


oh no not austin jackson :geno:

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
I presume this means that Jackson is unvaxxed? If so he's skating on awful thin ice.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Heh

https://twitter.com/Connor_J_Hughes/status/1434898192647213056

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
:siren: summoning mcmagic to the thread :siren:

https://twitter.com/connor_j_hughes/status/1434898192647213056?s=21

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Jackson Is apparently been given the shots and he’s still potentially in play for the game

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Amy Pole Her posted:

Jackson Is apparently been given the shots and he’s still potentially in play for the game

Is that good or bad for the Dolphins though

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
The hope being that defensive ends are scared to touch him

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
The Jets could very well lose to the Panthers, but I feel like their DL is going to make life hell for Darnold even without Lawson. Carolina’s offensive line is in baaaaaaaaaad shape minus Moton.

https://twitter.com/tompelissero/status/1434908379047137284?s=21

https://twitter.com/michael_nania/status/1434909962241728517?s=21

Professor Funk fucked around with this message at 17:21 on Sep 6, 2021

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men
https://twitter.com/schadjoe/status/1434872215816790019?s=21

Adam Shaheen: Freedom Fighter

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

I'm gonna draft him in fantasy tonight.

torgeaux
Dec 31, 2004
I serve...
How is Jakeem Grant starting? https://twitter.com/DanielOyefusi/status/1435016818113003523?t=-yxh2GML86Ct75oZILk94Q&s=19

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

A pretty funny thing that happened this offseason was when Zolak said Cam Newton liked hip-hop too much and then Cam was cut like four days later. Weird coincidence.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

fsif posted:

A pretty funny thing that happened this offseason was when Zolak said Cam Newton liked hip-hop too much and then Cam was cut like four days later. Weird coincidence.

Well something mildly significant happened in between those two dates.

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Well something mildly significant happened in between those two dates.

Yeah, but Donda was almost more Gospel than Hip Hop.

PERPETUAL IDIOT
Sep 12, 2003

I guess that third WR spot is for the slot? Seems fine to have him there. Anyway, the funnier thing is Phillips so far down the depth chart behind a man named Brennan Scarlett. 1st rounders under Grier not looking good folks.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Yeah I’m not sure what’s going on with Phillips

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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I'm gonna be pretty annoyed if the Jets lose sunday.

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TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.
How can you be a lifelong Jets fan and not fully expect to lose each and every week?

Sincerely,
a fan of Jets south.

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