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Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:Umm for AFP content, I have accidentally created discord in my relationship tonight by bringing up my trademark jaffle recipe. I'm American so I had to look up what a jaffle is, but the only AFP concern I had reading your post was "This better be cooked like a grilled cheese because if that bread is raw you're a loving psychopath" As a toastie/grilled cheese/etc that sounds delicious 
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The Bloop posted:You fool, you registered for shatware Shatware, you say? 
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thecluckmeme posted:I'm American so I had to look up what a jaffle is, but the only AFP concern I had reading your post was "This better be cooked like a grilled cheese because if that bread is raw you're a loving psychopath" Yes, I would order this as a panino. I like that the jaffle iron crimps the edges, though; that honestly seems like a major advantage over a panini press!
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Yeah it's a toasted/grilled cheese but in a jafflle maker that makes it look like a toasted sandwich but sealed in half diagonally like so: I'm Australian so jaffles are a big deal and we do a lot of AFP poo poo with them, like fill them with tinned spaghetti, or tinned meat stew. They're good  Try a WarCrime today
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Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:Yeah it's a toasted/grilled cheese but in a jafflle maker that makes it look like a toasted sandwich but sealed in half diagonally like so: Was Cathy trying to sell us jafflle makers? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5JchC0nQcM
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:Shatware, you say? 
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Iron Crowned posted:Everyone always talks poo poo on men's rooms. Having been a janitor at one point in my life, I can safely say that women's rooms are where the real horrors lie. Same. I had to clean the dorm I lived in in college as part of their required service....and let me tell you...the ladies bathrooms were FILTHY! Mostly it was just icky cleaning the little sanitary bins and the sinks were always coated in a film of makeup...oh and shower drains clogged with hair constantly. Conversely the dude's bathrooms were usually puked in in a way that made it difficult to clean (like in the gap between a toilet and the wall.
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In my experience men’s rooms are baseline gross as hell, while women’s rooms are baseline pretty clean. But when a women’s room is nasty, it’s like the literal poo poo hit a literal fan, with added sprinkles of period blood.
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Bibliotechno Music posted:In my experience men’s rooms are baseline gross as hell, while women’s rooms are baseline pretty clean. This is probably accurate. What we remember are the bad days, not the baseline
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Plato's cave allegory but for public bathrooms
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Thaumaturgy really is an underrated cantrip
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The world's most laid back firebender. Is there more to it, like the sprinkler system going off?
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A jaffle must be a waffle made out of blue denim. That's how language works. Please pick another word for your triangular crustables.
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Hmm, I was gonna say that's a jeffle but a jeffle is when Jeff makes a waffle, so I'm out of ideas here.
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A jaffle is just an Australian calzone
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tribbledirigible posted:The world's most laid back firebender. Looks like she was staying at the table just long enough to make sure she hadn’t set the place on fire.
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Bibliotechno Music posted:Looks like she was staying at the table just long enough to make sure she hadn’t set the place on fire.
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Can someone please do a trip report on a WarCrime Jaffle? Everyone I know has been like "yeah it's okay you forced me to eat it once" or "I hate you and I hate this but it's a solid idea"
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Jaffle kree!
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I miss my sandwich maker but I used it 100% to make pizza sandwiches out of bread, sauce, cheese, and pepperoni and I would absolutely die of a heart attack if I did that with the same frequency as I did in college. Such devices can only be used for evil.
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Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:Can someone please do a trip report on a WarCrime Jaffle? I may be making some French onion dip this weekend depending on if i can find full-fat yogurt instead of the ABSOLUTE COWARDLY fat-free yogurt, I'll go through the effort of properly caramelizing some onions and make the War Crime Toastie I don't have a sandwich press but I have a crepe pan and a bacon weight to seal alllll them flavors in
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You can also use the jar of caramelised onions jam you can get for a few bucks if you're not a weirdo like me who does a big slow cooker batch of caramelized onions every few nonths to portion out. Just use more mustard if the onions are from a jar. Warcrime very much works with sauteed/fried onions you've cooked for like 5/10minutes though tbh. The onions are really just filler texture and se extra sweet and savoury umami notes. Do a war crime with what you have/are able to do. That's very in the spirit of the jaffle I developed with the help of stoners while poor as gently caress.
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Zero_Grade posted:Jaffle kree! beat me to it
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insane maniacs posted:jaffle
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steinrokkan posted:Why are you making up purposefully stupid words and acting like it's normal, is this some form of advanced gaslighting Harold, please, just wake up
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steinrokkan posted:Why are you making up purposefully stupid words and acting like it's normal, is this some form of advanced gaslighting Context: I am Australian. It's what we do. I haven't heard a real non-shortened or "IES/AS" word in decades.
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Sometimes it seems like Australia really tries hard at creating its own ridiculous terminology because it's all they have.
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SlothfulCobra posted:Sometimes it seems like Australia really tries hard at creating its own ridiculous terminology because it's all they have. I mean, I'd argue but I would absolutely use a bunch of words that I didn't even realise are weird Aussie terms and prove your point somehow.
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Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:Context: I am Australian. It's what we do. I haven't heard a real non-shortened or "IES/AS" word in decades. I hear that it's hard to linguistically predict which words get which diminutive forms regardless, I've been digging on the Aunty Donna lately, so thanks for partially exporting them
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steinrokkan posted:Why are you making up purposefully stupid words and acting like it's normal, is this some form of advanced gaslighting  but the inventor of their popular sandwich toasting and crimping iron apparently came up with the name before any of us, even me  , were born
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Iron Crowned posted:Everyone always talks poo poo on men's rooms. Having been a janitor at one point in my life, I can safely say that women's rooms are where the real horrors lie. They had to close down the lavvies at work one time because people kept flushing tampons and oh my god the loving smell while they dug them out jesus H christ I wanted to die. E: wait this isn't the AUG thread.
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steinrokkan posted:Why are you making up purposefully stupid words and acting like it's normal, is this some form of advanced gaslighting Perhaps the same could be said of all Australia
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We've had toastie makers here for years and now someone comes along and tells me it's a jaffle
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thecluckmeme posted:A jaffle is just an Australian calzone It's an Australian toastie or pudgie pie
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I would try the Warcrimes Jaffle but I prefer (British) Marmite to Vegemite. Vegemite isn't strong enough for my tastes.
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