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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


fart simpson posted:

some people just have the badgenes

Gout is entirely from a poo poo lifestyle

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

fart simpson posted:

some people just have the badgenes

i’m lucky if i have any of the good ones

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Gout is entirely from a poo poo lifestyle

but made out of good intentions

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Gout is entirely from a poo poo lifestyle

maybe yours is

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
owned

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
friendship ended with being young

now voltaren is my best friend

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
lol

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

President Beep posted:

ooooonce, there was this guy who

mmm mmmm mmm mmm

mmm mmm mmm mmm

:jj:

cowboy beepboop
Feb 24, 2001

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Gout is entirely from a poo poo lifestyle

gout is caused by sugar/fructose but then the food that doesn't cause it and might even cure it (red meat) give people flare ups, lol. owned imo.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

President Beep posted:

ooooonce, there was this guy who

mmm mmmm mmm mmm

mmm mmm mmm mmm

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

fart simpson posted:

maybe yours is

lol

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

lol jesus

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:


sounds like you need to shave echi

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade




the number one response when I get on a dateing app

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


btw osteo biflex does nothing for me i might as well be taking jujubees for my neck and wris pain

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



They’re right, body hair is gross.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


fart simpson posted:

maybe yours is

Never had gout in my life.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

They’re right, body hair is gross.
tori waxes his b-hole

this is canon now

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

graph posted:

friendship ended with being young

now voltaren is my best friend

welcome

Binary Badger posted:



the number one response when I get on a dateing app

jr coder asked my boss (who's only like four years older than me) if he was dying when we were out for lunch recently b/c my boss mentioned he was at the doctor for three hours the day before

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Ellie Trashcakes posted:

tori waxes his b-hole

this is canon now

do you not?

ultravoices
May 10, 2004

You are about to embark on a great journey. Are you ready, my friend?

Mr. Nice! posted:

do you not?

something you can do alone, or with a special waxing friend

mystes
May 31, 2006

A lot of bicycle people wax because it's supposed to be more aero, but I'm not sure if waxing your b-hole helps.

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



depends on your cycling stance

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
pretend i posted one-wipe-wonder.jpg here

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

poo poo is magic thank you again

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

my truley geriatric old mother keeps sending me job postings she thinks i'd be interested in. a lot of them are for internship positions. drat lady i'm approaching 40, i have fractured vertebrae from lifting a bag of kitty litter, and i've been doing this professionally for 15 years, i'm not a spring chicken any more.

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

voltaren is great but i don't think it will replace my biofreeze cream

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
yeah treatments/medicine/topicals/rehab/etc will definitely vary wildly in effectiveness for different people

rehab made my poo poo worse, not better, but it's definitely helped people i know a lot. seriously thinking about taking a year off after i decide i'm done with my current job to try to rehab my broken hosed up body ie give it time to heal then do rehab.

anyhow voltaren is great, takes the edge off my rsi pain and doesn't hurt my guts like oral nsaids

graph posted:

poo poo is magic thank you again

i actually meant "welcome to the hosed up broken old body club" but also you're welcome, i'm glad it helped!

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


isnt biofreeze just a higher concentration of menthol?

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


jesus WEP posted:

20s: feeling like poo poo because you drank way too much last night
30s: feeling like poo poo because you drank slightly too much last night
40s: feeling like poo poo because you slept slightly too much last night

50s: feeling like poo poo because you stood up too fast / didn't drink enough / too much water

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Cold on a Cob posted:

i actually meant "welcome to the hosed up broken old body club" but also you're welcome, i'm glad it helped!

i was able to pack my car and make the drive, and its so much better after a week

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Binary Badger posted:

isnt biofreeze just a higher concentration of menthol?

mine is 10% menthol. i don't know if that's higher than normal but it pulls the aches out of my back.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Binary Badger posted:

50s: feeling like poo poo because you stood up too fast / didn't drink enough / too much water

wtf I’m older than I thought

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Binary Badger posted:

btw osteo biflex does nothing for me i might as well be taking jujubees for my neck and wris pain

good to know, been seeing ads for that it looks expensive

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Weird thing is that I have friends who swear by it; I had some success with some glucosamine mixed with vitamin D so thought I'd try it but can't tell if it does anything because level of pain is the same..

I suspect it depends on particular body chemistry

mystes
May 31, 2006

They're all placebos.

ultravoices
May 10, 2004

You are about to embark on a great journey. Are you ready, my friend?

Cold on a Cob posted:


anyhow voltaren is great, takes the edge off my rsi pain and doesn't hurt my guts like oral nsaids


is it voltaren creme then?

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Voltron Cream

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Binary Badger posted:

2020s: feeling like poo poo because you simple chose to exist

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