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Fake your own death to avoid paying taxes
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Sep 16, 2021 01:26
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tired of cleaning the floor? just lay down fresh cardboard weekly!
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Sep 16, 2021 01:27
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cut down on bathroom visits by soiling yourself!
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Sep 16, 2021 01:31
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Overthrow the government to avoid paying taxes.
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Sep 16, 2021 01:31
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tired of wet hair? wash with 99% isopropyl alcohol for quick drying!
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Sep 16, 2021 01:34
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Eat bugs any opportunity you get. They are nutritious, free, and tax exempt
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Sep 16, 2021 01:38
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real post: I was handling some bullshit yesterday, and this lady came up to me with a new piece of bullshit that really wasn't her fault. Some kind of scheduling overlap. I was being a straight up rear end in a top hat towards her, not looking her in the eye, giving super curt answers to her questions, just being a dick because I was already pissed off at some other bullshit. Then she stuck out her hand and told me her name and I was totally taken aback, told her my name and was like "Wait a minute. Let me step back. You didn't deserve that, I'm being super rude and this isn't your fault." So what I learned is that if someone is being an rear end in a top hat to you, if you introduce yourself and shake their hand and tell them your name, it stops them in their tracks. At least it did for me.
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Sep 16, 2021 01:46
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grow food in dirt? save time - eat dirt.
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Sep 16, 2021 01:50
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you can cook up kratom and inject it directly in to your veins
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Sep 16, 2021 02:03
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I'm pretty sure all life hacks are useless and you should be doing things 'the right way'.
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Sep 16, 2021 02:04
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Not getting out of bed means you don’t have to make the bed or waste time getting back into it later
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Sep 16, 2021 02:07
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Make up your CV to look amazing from 3+ jobs ago. They only check the first 2-3 references, you could make your experience much longer, your accomplishments much more, and your expertise amazing, just add it to the jobs before your last 3.
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Sep 16, 2021 02:08
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If you poop IN the toilet your bathroom won't smell as bad
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Sep 16, 2021 02:08
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My physics teacher explained that if I ride a bike up a hill then return back to my original spot then no work was done That’s why you never have to pay sherpas
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Sep 16, 2021 02:11
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After you eat a pizza DO NOT keep the box in your house and instead throw it away
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Sep 16, 2021 02:12
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poo poo all over your floor so you don,t smell your BO
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Sep 16, 2021 02:14
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tired of the same old food? spice it up with a little salt!
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Sep 16, 2021 02:15
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You're allowed to buy a new car every time you have to drive anyplace
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Sep 16, 2021 02:19
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if you cant get the lid off a jar tap the side of the lid on a hard surface while rotating the jar or smash it with a hammer
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Sep 16, 2021 02:20
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If you're lonely and no one is around to talk to, call 911. They have to answer and talk to you
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Sep 16, 2021 02:22
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Save on toilet paper by just wiping with your hands.
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Sep 16, 2021 02:28
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The Bloop posted:If you're lonely and no one is around to talk to, call 911. They have to answer and talk to you Nah they hung up on me before. I leapt out of a moving vehicle of a guy who was trying to kidnap me and they said kidnapping wasn’t an emergency.
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Sep 16, 2021 02:28
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If you bottle your farts you can save them and use it as a source of fuel to heat your home in the winter time.
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Sep 16, 2021 02:32
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When thinking about taking a vacation on a cruise ship, don’t
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Sep 16, 2021 02:35
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If you sniff the toilet paper before instead of after you wipe you'll find the aroma much less intensely rich and nuanced.
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Sep 16, 2021 02:37
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Grass lawn looking a little bit dry? Did you know what rain is over 95% water? Wait for it to rain and your grass will thank you for it!
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Sep 16, 2021 02:45
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Self-cleaning shower! Step 1: Leave shower running at all times. You're welcome.
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Sep 16, 2021 02:45
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Xaintrailles posted:To make repetitive tasks at work easier, achieve perfect mental balance and ascend to trans-temporal energy form, erasing your mortal life from history. Many thanks, brother, on it next shift.
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Sep 16, 2021 02:46
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Catch COVID? Eat poison. Poison kills living things, and viruses are - you guessed it! - alive. Your move, China.
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Sep 16, 2021 02:47
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Save your piss to clean your laundry.
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Sep 16, 2021 02:47
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You can go skiing for free if you don't pay for it.
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Sep 16, 2021 02:47
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Mixing a little kratom in your cereal is a great way to have great day
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Sep 16, 2021 02:56
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Linux Pirate posted:If you like to have the tv on while you fall asleep but the light bothers you, put a sleep mask on! There's got to be a better way.
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Sep 16, 2021 03:01
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YeahTubaMike posted:There's got to be a better way. non useless lifehack i bought an actual nice sleep mask and it was worth getting used to wearing
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Sep 16, 2021 03:03
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When throwing a coup at the US Capitol building always check with your local representative first so they can show you around to all the Democrat’s offices
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Sep 16, 2021 03:09
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You can smoke kratom too
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Sep 16, 2021 03:09
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bradzilla posted:Tired of cleaning constantly? Just stop doing it Noblesse Obliged posted:Not getting out of bed means you don’t have to make the bed or waste time getting back into it later I'm a life hacker.
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Sep 16, 2021 03:10
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Make a terrible mistake that messed up your life? Invent a time machine and go back and change it you loving moron
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Sep 16, 2021 03:12
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Aardvark! posted:non useless lifehack i bought an actual nice sleep mask and it was worth getting used to wearing I got a couple of sleep masks for free from a promotion at work. They own for a weekend nap during the day, but I can’t wear one all night. Neat things, though.
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