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Kenny Logins posted:on the plus side i went to the dentist earlier this week for a cleaning and the in locum guy said "oh wow you got the good teeth", "great to work on nice teeth for a change" and "whatever you're doing keep doing it" i went last week and the hygienist told me my mouth was fun to clean. "you have a lot of anatomy and a lot of teeth" whatever that means
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yes i love when strangers come up to me and say i have a real pretty mouth 
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i would with hindsight not have expended all the effort correcting my teeth to quite the level they are at. i look pretty goofy anyway, and as long as my teeth look reasonably healthy i don't think it'd matter if some were crooked or some of the less prominent ones were missing. but live and learn~
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Share Bear posted:yes i love when strangers come up to me and say i have a real pretty mouth you any good at squealing like a pig?
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Share Bear posted:yes i love when strangers come up to me and say i have a real pretty mouth 4 months into the first time i tried to grow a beard a stranger walked up to me and told me to shave immediately
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Sep 16, 2021 17:12
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fart simpson posted:4 months into the first time i tried to grow a beard a stranger walked up to me and told me to shave immediately WHAT IS THAT MAN DOING TO HIS FACE
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fart simpson posted:4 months into the first time i tried to grow a beard a stranger walked up to me and told me to shave immediately that was tori
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Sep 16, 2021 17:12
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it took me years to finally get a trimmer and just keep the stubble at the length i like instead of shaving clean and waiting for it to get too long in cycles because i'm an idiot
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Sep 16, 2021 17:13
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fart simpson posted:4 months into the first time i tried to grow a beard a stranger walked up to me and told me to shave immediately haha, were they right though?
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fart simpson posted:4 months into the first time i tried to grow a beard a stranger walked up to me and told me to shave immediately lmao
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Sep 16, 2021 17:13
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i have pornographer/sex pervert facial hair and so i never want facial hair, i'm a babyface anyway i found this out during that beards-vember thing like a decade ago
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Sep 16, 2021 17:14
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one time a lady asked if I trimmed my own beard when I was standing in like for a ferry. I told her yes and she said "i knew my son was lying when he said it's impossible to do a good job yourself"
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Sep 16, 2021 17:14
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I am never able to survive the itchy scratchy phase of beard growth
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Sep 16, 2021 17:15
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PokeJoe posted:one time a lady asked if I trimmed my own beard when I was standing in like for a ferry. I told her yes and she said "i knew my son was lying when he said it's impossible to do a good job yourself" did she give u her number
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:I am never able to survive the itchy scratchy phase of beard growth this for some reason never happens to me. neither the itching nor the beard (though my face gets covered by plenty of random clumps of hair).
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Sep 16, 2021 17:17
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no I did not hit on the old woman
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Sep 16, 2021 17:17
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PokeJoe posted:one time a lady asked if I trimmed my own beard when I was standing in like for a ferry. I told her yes and she said "i knew my son was lying when he said it's impossible to do a good job yourself"
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Kenny Logins posted:i finished my braces before that came into vogue. it seems like it would be a giant pain but then again my teeth settled a little off "perfect" after I gave up on wearing the nighttime retainer after 1 or 2 years i had a retainer for my top teeth, the ones i actually cared about and the reason i got braces in the first place. i broke it in winnipeg in the middle of a cross country move on the day i got so sick with a throat infection i had to go to the hospital because my resting pulse was >200bpm and i couldn't drink water by the time i was in a position to get the retainer replaced my teeth had already shifted so i didn't bother vOv
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fart simpson posted:4 months into the first time i tried to grow a beard a stranger walked up to me and told me to shave immediately owned
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:haha, were they right though? lol yeah the guy was probably right
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Sep 16, 2021 17:21
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PokeJoe posted:no I did not hit on the old woman My current dentist is the only dentist I have had who is not a pervert. The guy who I used to go to back when I lived in VA only hired ladies in their 20s to work around the office.
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i honestly cant remember the last time i had a babyface. i'll ballpark it somewhere around 2000-2002 at the absolute latest
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Sep 16, 2021 17:23
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AnimeIsTrash posted:My current dentist is the only dentist I have had who is not a pervert. The guy who I used to go to back when I lived in VA only hired ladies in their 20s to work around the office. the dentist i had as a teenager moved to maine and opened his own place after his dentistry partner in massachusetts was arrested for child pornography
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AnimeIsTrash posted:My current dentist is the only dentist I have had who is not a pervert. The guy who I used to go to back when I lived in VA only hired ladies in their 20s to work around the office. https://youtu.be/TBF83ffj1b0
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AnimeIsTrash posted:My current dentist is the only dentist I have had who is not a pervert. The guy who I used to go to back when I lived in VA only hired ladies in their 20s to work around the office. my current one is also good but I've had a lot of lovely ones in the past
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Kenny Logins posted:it can be a pain to clean up if you trim regularly (i.e. weekly). pre-quar i just got my mustache/beard trimmed while i was at the barber. starting to get back into that but weekly trims do have it looking a lot better plus you can contour, keep on top of nose hairs, etc my real secret is I use a $1 aliexpress guide to shave my cheeks so it looks good and even every time
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my dentist is great, she has seemingly eternal backlog of gossip to mete out with her assistant. every time i go there, even if the visit is 2 hours, it’s like nonstop discussion of current affairs for suburban parents of pre-teens. i just doze off to that, sometimes hard enough they have to shake me awake lol
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Sep 16, 2021 17:38
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PIZZA.BAT posted:project i just started a week ago had one allocated to me. he’s already mocked up several wireframes for different interpretations of the stakeholders’ requirements which generated some interesting discussion and also highlighted the core functionality we should focus on for the end user it is mindblowing that this work is appreciated now
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Sep 16, 2021 17:42
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fart simpson posted:4 months into the first time i tried to grow a beard a stranger walked up to me and told me to shave immediately lol oh no  my favorite compliment i got on my beard was going into a 7-11 and the fellow behind the counter thought i was an Indian man  he was Indian himself so it came from a good placebut just a white guy, rip
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Sep 16, 2021 17:42
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I'm going to the DMV today so out in public for the first time in a while and you better believe my beard game is on point. Combo of rosemary and orange oil for the beard, then beeswax balm w/ cedar and sandalwood bark oil for the mustache. It looks luxurious and smells like your favorite camping memory
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when i still had hair a lot of the local lebanese people thought that i was lebanese because brown eyes and red hair i wish i could speak arabic, but sadly, i cannot 
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:when i still had hair a lot of the local lebanese people thought that i was lebanese because brown eyes and red hair what stops you from learning it, excluding being put on every terrorism watch list because you live in a clown country
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Once got a round from a Punjabi dude who liked the beard and said it was like a big Sikh one and we bro'ed down about how the BJP sucks and gently caress those guys!!
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Sep 16, 2021 17:47
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i just go hogge wilde with that #2 guard on the clippers every week
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my wife got me the beard club razor and it has like, 8 attachments - and you can also adjust the blade depth on the razor itself. if the numbers on the clips line up with what they use in barbershops i use either a 6 or 7 to keep the length but take off the wizard bullshit im also not allowed to shave this off ever according to my wife lol but i think once i get properly working out and better diet ill do it e: 
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Fortaleza posted:Once got a round from a Punjabi dude who liked the beard and said it was like a big Sikh one and we bro'ed down about how the BJP sucks and gently caress those guys!! I tried so hard but I don't have the discipline to maintain a Sikh/mullah type of beard.
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i was at my friends Indian wedding this weekend and their guitarist friend took off his turban to play and goddamn, such beautiful hair. he was also so loving good at guitar.
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Sep 16, 2021 17:53
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i use a Wahl peanut because my beard has destroyed about 5 other trimmers
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AnimeIsTrash posted:I tried so hard but I don't have the discipline to maintain a Sikh/mullah type of beard. same. it doesn't help my that my beard kinda sweeps sideways. not noticeable when it's short but when it gets long, lol
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I sleep in a big beard with my wife.
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